Sebazz1

What you talkin 'bout Willis?!? Get in your slot rear rear and video this biotch! j/k my friend j/k

How about now?!?

La cucaracha la cucaracha .... dada dada dada daa ... La cucaracha La cucaracha .... dada dada dada daa.... Woohhooo is the party still rockin!?! Woooohooooo... Isn't it HH's B-day c'mon you wussies lets whore .... Yeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaa.....

Drive fast, take chances, and do not wear your seat belt.... hahahahaha... Be good!

Buy good beer if'n you don't wanna do solos the rest of your life...

Mamamia!!! The madness, the madness..... shaking hands at the sky!!!...

Cheers brew... (Brew..sp?) That's what the South Africans around here kept saying.. Hey brew, waz up brew.. So like happy b-day brew!! safe swoops!!

Kick some @ss Duuuude!!

I am not a crab you bastard... That's the last time I tell you any stupid childhood nuances I had... Friggen Bob I hate that name now...

Pop you freak!!! Have a good one bro...

Think some of us might have a problem?

I am not a crab Nor am I a silly fish And my names not BOB!!

Chromey and Meunkel Both in the hotel business Seperated twins??...

Chain the kids up good Then cruise out to the DZ Leave them some water....

I do 12 to 16 ounce curls on a regular basis. My gut really show it too...

Under canopy Spinning uncontrolably Time to chop it! Weeeeeeeee....

Today is friday Almost time to fly away To the DZ! Yay!

Tried to shave my nuts I feel like a total putz I cut them off... clutz...

Seeing-eye Pilots Passengers on a plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilot uniforms. Both are wearing dark glasses. One is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his way up the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start. The passengers begin glancing nervously, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and people at the windows realize that they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will never take off, that it will plow into the water, screams of panic fill the cabin. But at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're going to scream too late, and we're all gonna die." Also there are some cartoons attached they may not be safe for work...

When the actual day comes you will forget all this BS ... It does seem pretty f'ed up though.

How does a man trim? I presume using a razor is not the way to go, nor scissors. Do I need to go out and buy clippers? Time to shave the wooly mammoth I guess...

**Bump** It's gonna happen...

Paso is going to happen... My and the Bytch up in a Cessna k-i-s-s-i-n-g first comes the jump then comes the beer then comes the safety meeting in the river bed... (Feel free to substitute tent with hotel room, RV, back seat of car, etc)

I just wanted to chime and say "Hi" everybody. I was part of the first roll over but unfortunately I am actually farking working today (except for while I write this post)... Little silly side notes... My nick name has been Seabass though I do not resemble a fish... I have also been called a "Crab" because my name is Sebastien and that was the name of the crab in the Little Mermaid... When i was a kid I hated my name and wanted to be named "Bob" instead... What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water? ...Bob!... Nathan is actually a nice person and you would be better off meeting him than not meeting him. In person he does not talk about his penis as much... Northern Cali DZ.Com posse in full affect... Biiiiiaaaatttcccchhhh!!!...

Hey Vike you seem to be getting poor responses to your post. Maybe if you reworded it a little... Is there a beautiful lady that will make a lucky man out of me in their tent over Christmas in Eloy?