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  1. 1 : 12 : 1 1 bad ass cessna midnight bandito jump from 4,500 at an undisclosed location hence the case of beer as well Most epic ... 12 Jumps total finishing off with a Sunday evening sunset demo into a locals back yard BBQ. Plenty of jumpers showed up. I had a monster swoop with smoke into the party... Just the kind of weekend you need to lift your spirits when internal doubts about whether or not humans are inherently good or bad and if we're all going to shit in a handbasket are cluttering your mind... Needless to say... Epic weekend indeedy
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    Cabin Fever?

    Absolutely!! We actually have a decent crowd of non-jumping friends of jumpers at the DZ every weekend. And there's tons to do nearby. Santa Cruz, Monterey, Pinnacales near Hollister, etc... Don't forget. California sucks mostly, but for a long weekend it is nice...
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    Cabin Fever?

    Hey Lenny I know how sucky long cold winters can be. I used to live in New England for a couple years. There is an open invitation to come down to Nor Cal and visit. You got a place to stay and folks to drink with... Try to get Alex A. to come on down with you. Open invitation... Cold Weather Sucks!!
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    Friday Haiku

    Well I am Audi Audi this hell hole and home Be safe all of you..
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    Friday Haiku

    You guys are so mean Stealing my good beer for Coors SUNNY!! Kick some ass!! Yeah what's up now kids How you like that beer shoved up Where the sun don't shine...
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    Friday Haiku

    Booohooohooohooohooo Crying my f*cking ass off Dude that's so not cool...
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    Friday Haiku

    Bwaahaahaahaahaa Laughing my f*cking ass off That was beautiful...
  8. All this hot action in here has caused the temperature to rise... Post's on fire
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    Friday Haiku

    Haiku by Golem My precious, you wants Dare to steal my precious yeeessss MINE!! my precious beer....
  10. Hot guy on guy action? Hot sheep on sheep action? Hot Clay on Sheep action? What floats your boat Opie? Bwaaahaaaahaaaa.... Not only do we have the beautiful Kristen and Sunnyone, but the beautifull Betsy has entered the fray. I suggest you take a seat and learn a thing or two from these fine women Have a beer my friend and I'll start BBQ'ing some Giraffe for the main event...
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    Friday Haiku

    Becks and Shiner Bock Sitting, Chilling, In my fridge The clock ticks slowly...
  12. Oh boy I think we're gonna get some hot girl on girl action here *Sebazz1 pulls up a chair...
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    Friday Haiku

    Only gay for you My little Teepee Bunghole Wanna try deez nutz...
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    Friday Haiku

    Away the day winds Tense, Ever ready to spring Into the weekend...
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    Friday Haiku

    Well sometimes there's sheep And ducks, goats, fish, and horses Other guys? NO WAY!!
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    Friday Haiku

    Out here in Cali It's mandatory gayness For everyone... No, I like the girls I just joke around a lot I play with my Nutz Nobody elses Nutz but mine, will I play with There's Nutz and there's Nuts
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    Friday Haiku

    Slim you rock brother For gettin with the program Here's a beer my friend Once there was a Jack Prozak Jack Actually He forgot to pull... Pull my finger man But he did not pull it and I blew up from the Massive beer intake Seriously drinking to much Where was I again...
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    Friday Haiku

    I think we're all nutz For jumping out of these planes So regularly..
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    They got me

    Be safe... Be safe...
  20. Free Vibes and Free Beer!!!! Wooohoooooooo.......... Hope you get the job
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    Friday Haiku

    Stick to Haiku folks Or I'll sick Bytch's house beast On you silly fools... Disclaimer: If you're from Texas I fully retract the above statement if it in anyway offended you oh so awesome powerful beautiful Texans. And if not, well, let's star a thread on what is stupider. Rocks or dirt or Porcupine Nutz...
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    Friday Haiku

    I prefer to use The expression "dumb as rocks" Since rocks are well, dumb...
  23. 4:45 am in the moning? It was an early Sunrise Very pleasant
  24. Dang I thought you where offering sponge baths Cool kids btw...