Sebazz1
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Nathan is in AZ right now. I cant think of anyone elses @ss to kick. Hmmm... What oh what can we do to cheer up The Sunnyone...
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Throw a blanket over its head. Maybe it will fall asleep. Or maybe poor it a bowl of beer. See what that does. See if it heels when you ask it to.
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I just want to know what 200 pounder thinks a 120 is slow?
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Yessir! How 'bout 5:30 ish... Antonio's Nut House in Palo Alo? We'll set a record for least beers consumed by two dot commers ever in Antonio's Nut House It's only Wed afterall...
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I used to do this thing as a kid where I would take a long length of grass. I would tie a noose at the end of the length then approch lizards from behind veeerrrrryyyyy sllllllooooowwwwwwlllllyyyyyy. Then you lasso them. Next thing you know ya got lizard on a rope cruisin around. Like a dog on a leash. Now the bats are different. You need a broom to wack them with. Don't let them bite you man. They got diseases in them...
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Must have been hard to slide the leg straps up those chubby thighs after opening...
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Hey JP been under any stress lately? You're sounding real crazy like. Or do you really work at the zoo?
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No records for me either... Just peace, fun, sun, and beer...
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Sounds real similair to Sebazz... Sure you wouldn't rather snuggle and play with a Sebazz...
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*I was found under a rock *Raised by wild French people *I currently live in Shallow Alto, CA *My home DZ is wherever I be jumpin any particular day
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Good idea. Supporting our skydiving sisters and brothers in arms. I say we send them beer Count me in fo sho.
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I'm still unsure on how to shave deez nutz....... I'll go with the wolly mammoth look for now.
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So why you opening a thread titled "I CUT MY NUTS!"...
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Git that bimmer inside the garage man... Sheesh, poor car is probably freezing Just cause I love dem so...
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Cheers bro... Stay safe and know we're thinking about you kids out there in the trenches all the time.
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My very first jump ever was an AFF skydive. I wanted to be in as much control as possible. I have it on video too. I went with a group of five including myself to do the first jump course. 3 out of the five including myself are still jumping... SplitTail & Celljumper
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So let's see here we got Ginger, Buttercup, and Blossom. Is that right? So who is who?
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Deeeez Nutzz....
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Poor Nathan... Is he going to survive TG?
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Hey!! Only number 5?! J/K I totally want to meet my stalker too...
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I have a spare room at my house right now. So my Rigs have their own room. I wonder what kind of trouble they get into when I am at work... No names for them either, though I do refer to them as my babies.
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Happy Sky B-day Matt!!! No I don't think it is beer offensible but I never turn down a free beer either!! Haha......
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Umm... Why? Just don't friggen do front riser turns on approach? I have never heard of loops being compared to a drug. "I just... I just can't resist the temptation man... They're like right in front of my face... It's just callin to me, talkin saying, "bury me brother... bury me 50 feet over the ground yeah yea yea..." so like I cut em off"
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See I want to shave my nuts but this is exactly why I don't. Just too dangerous. I need a surgeon to do it. And put me under so i don't flinch under the knife Take care of your jewels man.