Sebazz1
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It may be sitting in your closet Maybe you got some racoons down there. Something big enough to break a water pipe? That's kind of scary. It took some balls to go outside and shut the water main off. Hmmm maybe a possom? Wild poo flinging monkeys? Get the gun... Make sure it's not a fish before you shoot
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Let me help you sir Your haiku's are not correct Observe this next one... beer beer beer beer beer Skydive beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer
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It depends on Bytch Freeing me from the dungeon And her hot green fork...
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Anytime I have had to call the USPA it has been a pleasant experience. Go ahead and give them a ring.
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I have this feeling One can fix my errant ways Aint that right Sunny...
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Oh Cornholio You're so sexy when you shout Are you from Texas...
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Skydiving, good friends, Add some good beer to the mix You get some good times...
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It's not three, two, three But instead five, seven, five Better luck next time...
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You are confused sir For I'm from California We don't like girls here...
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I am off to lunch For my double martinini Lame @ss lawyer types...
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Friday's here indeed Sun is shining so brightly To the DZ weeeeee....
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Texas is so great The greatest state in the world And they're so humble Top quality beers Superior intellect Top quality steers... Bunch oh steers and queers But boy you aint got no horns Must be from Cali... *Disclaimer: No Texans where harmed in the making of this post, I hope... No disrespect to all of Texas. Just one in particular. Stanley the clown. And he's dead...
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Texas is rubber You are glue, say something bad It will stick to you...
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Well living under water might be one of the safest places to be in the event of a nukular war. Gills would come in handy.
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I don't know what "swishy" means but it sounds like a personal attack on Texas. If it wern't for that smiley face I'd declare all out armegedon on your @ss...
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Do you think the tails we grow from the nuclear fall out will be a horse shoe malfunction hazard or do you think our tails will give us added stability in free fall?
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I just can't stay away... Next to come, my I love Texas Haiku's
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Cheers bro... I'll follow your footsteps too. This place is seriously buggin right now. Laters.
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This is just plain sick, wrong..WTF is wrong with people..
Sebazz1 replied to mccordia's topic in The Bonfire
Are you seriously taking my post so seriously? Um we are a bunch of skydivers in here right? And if you ever read my posts Mr. Conway and Ms. Barlow you would realize they are for the most part light hearted and in good nature, as I intended the above to be. No disrespect intended to the astronauts, no disrespect intended to Texas, Louisiana, or Florida. Just a stab at some dopes who stole parts from the shuttle. I really don't see how the above post was taken so seriously... -
Your posting this is like scratching a sleeping lions balls with a fork...
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You could always get stoned...
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This is just plain sick, wrong..WTF is wrong with people..
Sebazz1 replied to mccordia's topic in The Bonfire
Well we are talking about people from Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, etc... What did you expect? -
Yes, but in the nicest way possible...
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Right here... Waiting for my ass wuppin... Thank you mam may I have another
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No idea who will do it first but I could think of a couple of ways to get in but then someone might be reading this...