Sebazz1
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I am a big grown up child on the internet. In person I am way polite and never ever swear or talk dirty like that. Ever
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Hey now! You disapeared somewhere So of course the night was over after you left... Plus the DZO needs at least a half hour sleep before the next day
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Sounds like it is getting better already! Good thing all that snow was there or you might have hit somehting solid... I predict an epic summer coming your way
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La cucaracha... la cucaracha...da da dadada da da...
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That was great Lisa!! You forgot about the part were we streak naked through bombshelter!! And climb the trees and fling poo at eachother! Wait maybe we are to drunk to remember Good thing you left that out.
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Do not get arrested amigo. Beware of the federalies...
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It was a joke my dear. i could never harm an animal. I really only kill clowns, nothing else... Clowns are dirty stinky foul creatures...
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Isn't it true Nathor that Stanley was born on Chromedome?
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Wanna go clubbing tonight...
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I think POP is the one supplying the crack to Stanley. It really is sad. And the poor pigeons Stanley is totally neglecting the pigeons... I bet pigeon services will take them away eventually... So sad. The last thing Stanley needs is to hang out in a college town going to keggers, stalking four wheelers down by the river... We gotta help him folks... S.S.T.C.F. ~ Save Stanley the Clown Foundation... The last I heard Stanley was doing some wierd things to make ends meet. See the attached
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And here we thought Stanley was dead. Man that Stanley is bad news, drama drama drama... Like a bad soap opera...
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Holy Crap! It's back, and it's never been more terrifying!
Sebazz1 replied to Deuce's topic in The Bonfire
1:If someone is going skydiving...yet you cannot because of work, should they tell you? Or keep it to themselves? Blame it on a Lizard? 2:Now if they tell you while you are stuck at work should you react rationally or irrationally, you know, massive hair pulling hands waving in the air breaking things kind of tantrum?? Or just wish them a nice afternoon? Cause honestly... I want to cry right now. Stuck inside during this beautiful day and I can't go jumping. Well, there's always drinking.... -
Holy Crap! It's back, and it's never been more terrifying!
Sebazz1 replied to Deuce's topic in The Bonfire
Figures some gov't dude would leave work early to go skydiving... -
So many skydivers without hands? Very interesting...
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Holy Crap! It's back, and it's never been more terrifying!
Sebazz1 replied to Deuce's topic in The Bonfire
If you go jumping while the rest of us work man... I'm gonna um, you arggghhh, not fair, not fair, aaaaaaiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiihhhh... You selfish bastard how could you do that to us!?!?! Go jumping when we can't... Noooooo.... And blaming a lizard?! Have you no shame?! Fine go. Just go, but remember those of us working while you play. Fealing frisky! -
Shhhhhh....
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I knew that was coming... Sweet!
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Ok folks slight change of plan... Turn Left when you hit the Cali border and head for Palm Springs!! We be goin to Slims!! Woohooo step into a slim jim Not like I really wanted a bunch of unruly skydivers at my house. There would be nothing left at the end of the evening... The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.....
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I feel your pain man... Primal scream therapy is one of the best ways of relieving stress. For me it is... Your neighbours don't appreciate it much but... heck...
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Alright! Party at my house tonight... When should I expect every one? I got some shopping to do
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Hey POP! I bet you POP that we here in Cali have been weathered out less than you in Texas and Florida this past winter. ha ha ha ha... It don't rain here Ooops, I didn't mean that. It totally is weathered her every weekend. Don't come out. cali weathjer sucks!!!
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What a wonderful beast I dream of that beautiful flying machine nightly... **sigh** Oh sweet turbine DC-3...
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SKYDIVER: You have three cows. One packs your parachutes for you and the other one produces several premium beers through each nipple. The third flies you to the moon whenever you wish. You jump your ass off. Life is good!
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I hate seeing people bummed out... Get happy and healthy fast gosh dangit!! That's an order!! And just think without an apendix you'll be super floaty in freefall without all that extra weight...
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It has to get better... I think you should go down to La Guardia, book a flight to LA, have Viking pick you up and take you out to dinner on the beach. That will cure your yuckiness right up. I'd invite you up to Nor Cal, but I don't want to catch a cold J/k Just repeat after me. Happy happy joy joy...