Sebazz1

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  1. And don't forget the dude that probably owns the dungeon...
  2. Same thing I do every Friday... Try to take over the world!! Actually I have no plans at the immediate moment... We should talk.
  3. With her fall rate try to get a big huge steak in that tiny little belly...
  4. Tell me something I don't know...
  5. Sebazz1

    Beer

    Cheers!! I'll take that virtual beer a ruturn the favor with a virtual pie to your face Happy 1,000th...
  6. Well if Lummy stears I'll start pushing the truck down the I-5. Might take a week or so though... We'll meet in Perris...
  7. Hey Nathan hey Lummy I missed out on it too... Hope the Giraffe wasn't over cooked...
  8. Do you think my job would mind if I just said " hey recent events and this code orange have made me a little nervous. I am going to head out to a remote location and wait it out for a bit? Coolw ith that? " Cause honestly I don't feel like hanging out in the Bay Area right now. Or any majorly populated area for that matter. Is it hype? I was watching on the news last night and it mentioned that in a code Orange situation you should have: *3 days food and water *plastic sheets to seal windows and doors *a meeting place outside of town Honestly the news said that. I am wondering... Mean people suck! In fact mean countries and ultra radical extremist suck too...
  9. Feeling really sleepy.... Must have been a tranquilizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........
  10. Gia you have a awesome time up there. Maybe Cupid will fire an arrow right in your direction. You deserve it!!
  11. Well there is a strong possibility that one does not need to grow up to be like BSquared...
  12. She wouldn't by any chance be a boozehag too?
  13. Beautiful shots boss man!! Betsy is looks so at ease out there... Epic
  14. Slim, you should cut off your dive loops from your front risers. They cause turns low to the ground. If you remove them you will never ever do anything stupid under canopy ever again. Just my .02...
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    Cabin Fever?

    I got your back man if you come this way. Just let us know if you intend to escape the frozen north for a weekend... Be really really nice to your wife.
  16. Well the U.S. my friend is a lot like Texas. A lot but not exactly, whereas Texans can make fun of themselves but nobody else can make fun of them. Similairly the United States is the same I believe in that they can make fun of themselves yet nobody else can or they will threaten to "open up a can of whupp ass!" on you. So keep you yellow bellied non red white and blue gripes to yerself... Feriner... Disclaimer: This post has nothing to do with the original post. No disrespect intended towards Texas or the US. No Texans where intended to be harmed by this post. Well, except for one Texan. Stanley the Clown, who is dead anyway. And the term "Whup Ass" probably originated in Texas. Bill: F%CK California!!
  17. I just posted this from an e-mail someone sent me. I do not receive a lot of solicitation phone calls but enough to be annoying. The junk mail is the ridicoulous thing. The amount of catalogs, coupon books, offer letters, etc, etc.... Is absolutely insane. I plan to start returning all this crap in the postage paid business reply envelopes.
  18. Never trust your JM's. They are misleading you and trying to get a laugh at your expense. The handle mentioned above is in fact the flare ring. Just pull 10' above the ground...
  19. Steve Rubenstein, a writer for the San Francisco Chronicle, has proposed "Three Little Words," based on his brief experience in a telemarketing operation that would stop the nuisance for all time. The three little words are: "Hold on, please..." Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that sales boiler rooms would grind to a halt. When you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task. Three little words that eliminate telephone soliciting. Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end? This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone. This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a "real" salesperson to call back and get someone at home. What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Since doing this, our phone calls have decreased dramatically. Another good idea: when you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these "ads" with your payment; let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away. When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope. Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? Well, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool postage-paid return envelopes. Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day then just send them their blank application back! If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them. You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will begin getting their own junk back in the mail. Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and the best of all they're paying for it...twice! Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs again. This might be one of those articles ("junk E-mails") that you'll want to forward to your friends. Send this to a friend...or two...or fifty! Maybe if enough people follow these tips, it might work.
  20. ... If only everybody could have a stalker just like Sunshine, this world would be a better place...
  21. Sebazz1

    This Is Funny!

    It's official... I have seen this more than I saw the turkey with the bikini lines during Thanksgiving...
  22. j/k I bitch about packing all the time too, even with my tiny Stiletto... How you like the Crossfire vs. the Stiletto?
  23. Packing a tiny Stiletto does not really count as packing... Slacker
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    Cabin Fever?

    Actually it has been a bit chilly... During the day it is nice and warm but at night it has been down into the 30's. We had frost the past two mornings. Totaly crazy. If you're really going to take a weekend trip soon, Sunny southern California would probably treat you better.
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    Cabin Fever?

    Airports San Francisco Oakland San Jose (My favorite) DZ's Byron Hollister Lodi Davis Monterey more... Your weekend your choice...