Sebazz1

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  1. If you really want to be one of the greatest of all post-whores it will take you a while. Oh and try to have two different handles in the top 25. There are a couple here that if you added up the posts amongst their different handles they might be in the top ten right now... Though there is probably no one that could top the one and only Clay.
  2. Are you that concerned about what others think of you? Not a whore but maybe something else... Post whore!!
  3. AKA ~ Getting drunk I am glad that the member databases are only available to Dropzones. Could you imagine some wuffo or student jumper taking someone elses info, making a log book, making a fake USPA card or something with your info then using it to go do a jump... Probably not likely but still I prefer the info remains out of the general public or general skydiving populations hands.
  4. I'd being drinking too if I couldn't work or skydive...
  5. I could definately get used to 3 day weekends... 2 : 18 : 1 Busy weekend for what originaly appeared was going to be a rainy and cloudy couple days. 2 new AFF graduates in our family. Beer for crossing our new beer line I don't think I really crossed but bought the case anyway for good karma issues... Is skydiving this much fun? Yuppers
  6. Well the time is near To get the hell out of here And go get my beer To all a good day And to the Dropzone.com Ladies... A big hug...
  7. Duece wants to kick ass That stupid fake meowing cat Use the cat-a-pult...
  8. In response to the vanishing post I was perplexed too I thought, that can't be haiku Maybe something new?
  9. Have rip roarin rockin weekend. May blues skies and light winds grace your DZ And an occasional big white puffy wouldn't hurt either...
  10. For all of you Kate's Who up 'til now have no dates Fuck em, who needs em...
  11. Screw the damn haiku My mood is just plain poo poo What pray can I do Wait! What is this here? A most friendly Ice Cold Beer! Oh hooray for beer My day has improved Thanks Ice cold beer and haiku Cheers to Yardhippie!!
  12. Hey I sent a PM. You know if I sent you what I wanted to send you I'd be ... in ummm ..... Never mind I waiting for you to come home and open the closet for your surprise
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    BSR? No no no its... BFR ~ Big Fucking Round
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    There's nothing wrong with selectively whoring.. Once a whore, always a whore
  15. Did somebody say he was? Cause that's really funny...
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    Do a naked bandit jump right into the main strip there in LV...
  17. Hey c'mon Lummy don't forget your
  18. Hey Peter, I love you too... Here's a picture to prove it
  19. Dear Sunshine, I can't fly head down very well. I guess I just have way too many belly jumps. I can sit and stand very very well but I blow at the head down thing Is it impossible to retrain my body, am I just screwed and have to accept my belly to earth existence? Do you have any advice for me... Head Downer From California
  20. Hey I'm a skydiver give me a break! It's just a joke I would never willingly subject my co-workers to a fart unless my office was 15,000 feet above the ground
  21. Dear Sunshine, I have to fart really bad, but I am at work Should I let her rip or should I go outside? Should I pull my own finger or should I ask someone for help? I need to know quick... Farteratwork
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    Oh ouch... I've seen landings that hurt bad but jeesh... That was definately a double femur... LMFAO
  23. **Bump** This got lost in the pile