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    Dude.. A Womans Brain?? Thats a Myth!!
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    I have to agree with Dave. I though you were MUCH older. Happy Birthday Sean.
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    Reminds me of why I got kicked out of Geometry in Jr, High. Every time the Teacher would mention "Pie R Squared" I would shout out "Pie R NOT Squared. Pie R Round, Cobbler R Square!!!!". And then on a test I would included "Square Pie = Cobbler!!" as the answer to all Circumference questions. Math teachers really lacked a Sense of Humor.
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    let me guess... Since Clay left, The goats are VERY Lonely. I will give you the same advise I gave Clay when he went over.. "Dont get Shot or Blown Up!!". Worked for him.
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    Looking at that Line up... I think I might be looking at flights myself. Came I come play too?
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    Could be worse.. You could have been given an award for being Turtles Lover. Dont people realize that even if I were gay, I would atleast have SOME Taste.
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    Then how do you explain YOU??
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    1. A six pack .. Uhh How about a Whole Keg? 2. Supermodel face .. A Model of what?? A Horses ass?? Cool!! Got that!! 3. Doesn't talk .. Shit!! Strike 3 I guess.
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    Skinnyshrek

    Thanatos340 replied to bigway's topic in The Bonfire

    The police are being very tight lipped. They are not releasing much information at all as it is an active investagation.
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    Flickin the bean.. Paddlin the canoe.. Spankin the Monkey.. You Know... Rub One Out. Doesnt he teach you ANYTHING??
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    Easy.. Just go rub one out and you will be more relaxed and able to concentrate on work once you are done.
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    Who?? Me?? Lets see.. Dave spent almost 100K in legal fees to go after my Pro SE ass.. 2 years of fighting in court. In the end I paid nothing and agreed not to play with their toys. So who would you say got who?
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    I started out with the Comcast "triple Play" Deal. Phone, Internet and Cable for $99 a month. Then I "HAD" to have HBO, Oh and then I cant Live without a DVR, And then I bought the HD Flat Panel so I needed the HD Package.. So now with all the Junk Fees they tack on.. I pay $178.50 a month. But how much is cable or Phone or Just Internet?? I haven’t quite figured that out. I will say that I LOVE the speed of cable Internet service. As for customer service.. We all know Comcast Sucks as any MONOPLOLY would. (They are the only option for cable in my area). I would look at Satellite but I am not legally allowed within 100 feet of a satellite receiver.
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    Wow!! Pot meet Kettle.
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    Hmmm.. Lets see.. Multiple Specialty Aircraft?? CHECK!! 5 or more days Long?? CHECK!! More Than 250 Registered Jumpers?? I would bet on it with that line up!! Yep sounds like it might actually be a Boogie!! BTW.. Who do I contact to reserve a Trailer Slot??
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    WHAT? (Flips Bird) You are #1!!
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    HEY ASSHOLE!!!
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    Was it a curly haired Dog?? After a few beers those little Poodles might look a little like sheep if you know what I mean.
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    I got $20 that says Kitty ends up giving the beating.
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    Then I met this one Postwhore at Rantoul once.. I said.. Hey aren’t you Sunshine.. And she looked at me and said.. Uhhh. NO! and walked away. and then met another (in)Famous postwhore at the Byron Boogie. Once we were introduced, the first words out of her mouth "You are Sooo Not my type". I guess I don’t make good First impressions (Or 2nd or 3rd or 258th for that matter)
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    I think Dublin Tried to go 5 days a couple time but got weathered out. I know Jumpers started showing up on Wednesday. But do they draw More than 250 registered Jumpers? Just curious as I have not yet gone to any of the Destination Boogies but am considering the Vietnam Boogie this year. Puerto Rico Boogie is another one that sounds great but again I not sure if that event draws enough Jumpers to be considered one of the MAJOR Boogies of the year.
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    There are lots of EVENTS still happening at DZ`s but far as Major Boogies, Seems they are all going away. Dublin - Gone for Good. Skyfest - Jay still has not said when and/or where it will be this year. Just that it will NOT be at Spaceland. WFFC - Canceled with no sign of coming back yet. SDA Freefly Festival / Halloween Boogie - I heard that last year that was going to be the last year. What is Left? Lost Prairie. Couch Freaks. Summerfest Any other Major Boogies that I am not thinking of? (in my opinion a Major Boogie is an Event that has Multiple Specialty Aircraft, 5 or More Days Long, Draws more than 250 Registered Jumpers)
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    For some of us, That is as Much as anyone can realistically expect.
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    Got news for you dar'lin, The Queen Mary is a Huge fuckin Boat.. But drop it the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and it dont seem so Big now does it!
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    Honestly.. I have been trying to NOT make those kind of comments for a while.. And YES, It is harder to not make them than it is to make them. Something’s come naturally for some people. Slightly (And not so slightly) Rude comments, Flirting and Low Brow Humor unfortunately are one of those things for some of us.