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And just who do you think you are to tell the Navy how to operate the subs that your tax dollars paid for? They'll wreck 'em if the darn well please, and send you the bill! Besides, that tanker shoulda known better than to be in the same ocean as one of our ships. How dare they!

this is all very interesting, but can we get back to how military screwdrivers were used to destroy the Pentagon? I think that theory has real legs to it. Sure it wasn't toilet seats? You mean the CT folk are now claiming that the toilet seats in the Pentagon were made of plastic exposives, and on command they walked on their little screwdriver legs to their appointed positions and exploded?? My God! What ingenious things will our government come up with next!

Ethnocentrism at it's best I'm a Buckeye, I was pulling for our team even though i warned my friends that FLA wasn't going to be an easy team to beat, and I'm still a Buckeye. Our guys didn't play their best and they take the blame for the outcome. I haven't heard one of them yet try to blame the loss on anything other than themselves and for that I am proud to have them represent my school. GO BUCKS!

That's scary. Hogs have incredibly powerful jaws and nasty teeth. I'd say the guy was lucky it wasn't a whole lot worse.

I'm kind of partial to that one myself. Hubble does send back some really cool pics.

You can relax, they aren't spiders. They are harvestmen. The difference is in the number of body sections. They are completely harmless. No known species of harvestmen is venomous...not even to its prey. Interesting irony about "daddy long-legs" is that the big ones are the females and the small ones are the males. Maybe they should be "mommy long-legs? Just for shits and giggles I'll relay a bit of trivia about spiders. The combined weight of the prey that all the spiders in the world eat each day is greater than the weight of the entire human race. Sounds like a lot, and it is, but not unreasonable. Humans only inhabit a very small percentage of the land area, where as spiders are almost everywhere. If there are insects, there are spiders to eat 'em.

Anybody read it?

Coolo man! Nice flying, too.

It's about time.

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Almost game time and I'm gonna predict that Ted Ginn will take one to the house on a kickoff or punt return, and that will be the difference in the game. GO BUCKS!

No discussion of album artwork is complete without showing at least two Molly Hatchet covers. Probably copied onto the sides of more vans than any other pictures!

About six months after that episode the prospector again wanders into town. He goes into the saloon, gets himself a bottle of whiskey and a cigar. As he sits enjoying them he calls the barkeep over and asks, "Hey buddy, you got any women in this town?" "Nope" replies the barkeep, "But we got ol' Bob over there." "No thanks" says the prospector, "I don't go for that sissy stuff" and with that he walks out and dissapears into the hills. A few months later he shows up again. Same routine. He goes into the saloon, gets himself a bottle of whiskey and a cigar. As he sits enjoying them he calls the barkeep over and asks, "Hey buddy, you got any women in this town?" "Nope" replies the barkeep, "But we got ol' Bob over there." "No thanks" says the prospector, "I don't go for that sissy stuff" and he gets up and heads towards the door. But before he gets to the door he stops, turns around, and walks back to the barkeep. Talking real quiet like so only the barkeep can hear him he asks, "So, if I was to have a go with ol' Bob there, who would know about it?" "Well", says the barkeep, "Just you, me, ol' Bob, and the three other guys". "WHAT three other guys??" protests the prospector. "What the HELL! They like watchin'?" "No", says the barkeep, "They's the ones holdin' ol' Bob down. Ya see, he don't go for that sissy stuff neither!"

Penis...sucking...own....Sears catalog. I don't even want to know.

F**K! I forgot what it was! I F**king HATE when that happens...F**K!

Most around here just say spontaneous regurgitation. No, seriously, they do. "Looks like you've blown a seal." "Leave my private life out of it and just fix the damn thing, ok pal?" Kip Adotta- "Wet Dream"

My gut starts turning on the walk to the plane. By the time we're halfway to altitude it's like a cage full of hampsters on crack. Seems strange to me, though, that as soon as I get to the door and look down it quits and I'm fine after that. I'm pretty sure Chunks is the DZ dog, but I wouldn't put money on it. Hey! New thread idea!

Peppermint and ginger work? I'll have to try that myself. I'd hate to have to blow Chunks. Poor little guy probably just wants to lay out and lick his...

Bob Seger-Night Moves

It just looks like the same video clip, but it actually is from the bear's jump this weekend. He keeps going back up, jumping the same rig over the same DZ, and has the same problems. I think he has a short term memory problem. Then again, nobody ever said the bear was smart.

He was a great coach and I'm sure he'll be helping out the Steelers in some way even after he leaves. But don't take it too hard, Cleveland lost it's entire organization a few years back. We're still waiting for the team to return.

I know of several who were heading out that way. Several thousand.

The Fonz! I bet you thought I was gonna say me, didn't you? I'n not conceited, even though I have every reason to be.

Oh shit! We'd better launch a pre-emptive strike against those countries too then. And Canada! Then maybe they'll share the "good" Blue with us instead of sending the crap batches down.

Who do you think taught him?