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  1. Ain't you got nuthin' better to do? That chopper is like an OSU running back....keeps running into things that knock it down. GO BUCKS!
  2. As I was cleaning out my e-mail I found this gem. I have no idea who the author is nor do I know if it has been posted before, but I thought I'd share it anyway. WOMAN'S POEM... Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door , Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM... I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a crap.
  3. "Angels In Waiting" , Tammy Cochran I have a friend with Cystic Fibrosis. She's the one who convinced me 4 years ago to go back to school and get my degree, a decision that changed my life. I just wish I had half her courage.
  4. To let any beer go flat is alcohol abuse. You need counseling for even thinking of such a deed!
  5. If he understands at least eight of the ten things listed here, you just might have a gay roommate. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2632971#2632971
  6. Bush's speach was pretty much what I expected, no surprises there. Webb's rebuttal was good, but to play critic I'll point out a couple things he could have done better. Bringing the picture of his father was nice, but he spent too much time trying to impress the audience with his family history. He misrepresented the state of the economy. Since when do we judge the economy by comparing wages to the nation's wealth? That's like saying my car gets fewer MPG because the price of gas went up. I was impressed until he started the same old worn out rhetoric and gave the misrepresentation I described above. All things considered I heard nothing new or unexpected from either Bush or Webb. It's the same thing as always..."I'm smarter than you!" ...."No you're not, I'm smarter than YOU!"...."I'm smarter!"...."I'm smarter!".........
  7. I like the painting of the horse in the woods and snow....really cool. The girl is awesome!
  8. Bill Clinton got a bj. (Somebody had to say it)
  9. Just because someone doesn't like Hillary doesn't mean they are insecure. I admire her drive and tenacity, but I resent her implications that unless you agree with her and back her 100%....then you are scum. That attitude has prevailed in the White House since Jan.'93. Besides, my boobies are bigger than hers.
  10. ...before putting mouth into gear. Don't these fans realize rugby players get beat up for fun? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16772387/from/RS.1
  11. Why do some people automatically presume the reason he was taken off the plane was politically motivated? I'm sure if that was the intent then they would have also removed all the magazines (they undoubtedly contain references in opposition to Bush), banned all newspapers, etc. Why is it so hard to believe this guy might have over reacted when asked to remove or cover a shirt that the crew felt would be offensive to some of the passengers? We do a lot worse when we prohibit 99% of our school kids from praying at school on their own time so they won't offend the child of an atheist.
  12. willard

    Story Problems?

    I love story problems!
  13. 'yotes yip just to hear themselves. It usually ends up being a social event with other 'yotes near and far joining in. Enjoy the music...it's as old as time itself!
  14. Ohio has had a similar program for several years and has had much success with it.
  15. It was at an Australian airport bound for the U.S. I think. Privately owned airline, they can ban pink flip-flops if they want. It is kind of dumb to take him off the flight just because of a shirt, BUT we don't know what took place between this guy and the crew. Maybe they asked him to change or cover his shirt, he said "No" and they took him off the flight. Then again, maybe they asked him to remove or cover the shirt and he went ballistic and started spouting off about his rights, Bush, Clinton's blow job and whatever else was on his mind. In that case they had damn well better throw him butt off the plane!
  16. Ate roadkill. Fresh venison is just too good to let go to waste. Besides, the suckers head scratched my truck!
  17. Only thing I can say for sure is that my vote won't be going to Hillary. As far as the rest go, I'll have to wait and see. Joe Biden is running, and as good as a speaker he is he will do exceptionally well in any debates.
  18. willard

    The perfect hone

    I uaed to help process beef, hogs, and deer. After getting good edge to start, we just touched it up with a butcher steel to keep a keen edge. Never had any problem whether warm & fresh or cold & firm. I agree that carbon steel is much nicer to work with than SS.
  19. willard

    lasik

    I also had the Lasek. Mine was a year ago last summer and the only regret is that I didn't do it sooner. It has, literally, changed my life. My vison now is 20/20 both eyes. Do plenty of research before deciding and talk with more than one doctor or clinic. One option offered is monovision where one eye is corrected for distance, the other for close up. If they recommend this give it a try with contacts first Some people can't make the adjustment since it messess with the way your brain proccesses vision. I have friend who had it and love it, and one who lost his job driving truck because he couldn't adjust. He has since had the "close eye" redone for distance and is ready to go back on the road. The surgery a miracle to those who have spent their live struggling with glasses and/or contacts. But it is still your decision and your eyes...don't let anybody push you into something you aren't sure of.
  20. Good for you! Hang tough and remember that one little drag off a cig and you'll be right back where you started. Don't give in!
  21. My Brittany had a small cut under his jaw that seemed to heal up just fine, but under the surface developed an abcess that was a lot more painful for him and expensive for me. Take him to the vet. And buy him an ice cream on the way home.
  22. willard

    Problem?

    Indifference would be a viable choice.
  23. I'll take a year on/4 off. Not much different than any other five year span in my life. Neck down. I would want my mind to stay sharp. I'll take the party. Hell, I ain't shy. I'll take the supermodel. (Do I get to pick which one I want?) Damn that was an easy one to answer! Cure cancer, hands down. No kids.