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Does BC know you have photographic evidence of him on his belly above 5 grand? He probably would have paid a ransom to keep that pic off the web. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com

Awesome, dude. Thanks for posting those. For those of you who missed it, it was a great boogie despite some cloud delays. And the Sat. night party was nig noggery at its absolute finest, thanks to a huge supply of Jell-O shots that snuck up on a bunch of people (see passed out attachment, above, for a view of one wounded soldier). Brent ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com

EF = Electro Focus - Canon's name for its autofocus lenses. If I were you I'd get the 28. Not as wide, but tons cheaper. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com

>> would say it would be harder to find a smart/non-selfish woman out there

Nice doo. It was cool meeting you guys last weekend. Wish we could have jumped together, and I certainly wish you would have been here this coming weekend instead of last, but maybe next year. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com

Nice! ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com

Are you coming to Memphis this weekend? ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com

>>Sometimes, you just can't win.

>>Just put it in your mouth (but don't bite it with your teeth!!!!)

>>That's not to say that I'm not also gay, I just happen to not get bent over someone's chosen description of me.

>>Well, let me put it this way, I'm waiting for the premier of Queer eye for the gay guy. Really.

I guess you need to find a flash website that will decide what % het you are. Changing your own oil will probably get you up over 50% het, though, so be ready to question your sexuality afterwards. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com

BMcD is a nickname I've had since high school that is based on my initials. The 308 at the end is the caliber of bolt gun I shoot in long range matches. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com

No loophole. I jump at a non-USPA dropzone. I have completed AFF from USPA certified AFF instructors, I just don't need a license to jump here. I actually applied for my D in September just to get it, though. Brent ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com

This might not be the best-designed poll, but I am curious about how many people on dz.com consider themselves "active" skydivers. Note that if you are injured, you should check whichever box would apply to you if you were not currently injured. Ditto for people whose current military assignment keeps them from jumping, etc. Brent ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com

I'm really hoping he just never sees this thread. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com

It's kind of a long way from Alex Winter to a gay porn star, don't you think? ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com

http://www.jeff-stryker.com/ This Jeff Stryker? ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com

Well, it ought to be your choice, so go with Jeff Stryker. I can't merge the two most recent lists right now, so I'll leave that to the benevolence of someone else. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com

or Carrot Top. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com

I think Alex Winter should play chriswelker. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com

OK - Here's an update: AggieDave-Vin Diesel (in jeans and a cowboy hat, to Tshirt) Andyman-Rob Tomlinson BBarnhouse-Carrie Moss BBKid-Orlando Bloom Betzilla & fiance-Jay and Silent Bob Bikerbabe-Alyssa Milano Billbooth-ZZ top dude Billo-Jerry Seinfeld BillVon-Edward Norton BirdWoman-Anne Heche Blondeflyer7-Drew Barrymore Bobsled92-John Cusack Bytch-Sigourney Weaver Bwilling-Homer Simpson Cajones-Donald Trump Cajun-Kevin Spacey CanuckinUSA-Chevy Chase Canuck278-Billy Zane Chopchop-Dylan McDermott Clay-Norm MacDonald Clintonradloff-Emmanuel Lewis Coconutmonkey-David James Elliot Craichead-Angelina Jolie Crazy Ivan-Richard Simmons (with a haircut and light saber) Deuce-Mel Gibson Diablopilot-Cheech Moran Diverdriver-Slim Pickens from Dr. Strangelove DivingDuck-Jorja Fox Dove-Eliza Dushku Dragontail-Matt Damon drakeshelby - Verne Troyer Droopy-Adam Sandler Dsbbreck-Sting EricaH-Tiffany Thiesen Fallingmarc-Toby McGuire Fallingilweenie-Tom Cruise Fallinwoman-Reese Witherspoon FliegendeWolf-John Stewart FlyAngel2-a younger Katherine Hepburn Freefallfreak-Peter Fonda FreeFlyHol-Pam Dawber FreeFlyz-a computer generated John Belushi Galen-David Boreanaz Ginandjuice-Michelle Branch Happythoughts-Michael Keaton Hooked-Meryl Streep Hookitt-Christian Slater Hooknswoop-Michael Douglas Iflyme-a computer generated Andre the Giant Jabeln-Ryan Phillipe Jceman&TLML-Mel Brooks & Anne Bancroft Jerm-Owen Wilson Jessd-Kelly Ripa Jessica-Darlene, Roseanne's sullen daughter Jfield-Ben Stiller Jib-Ben Affleck jlmiracle - Sharon Stone Josee-Eddie Murphy JTVAL-Mike Meyers JRAF-Jack Nicholson Jumpergirl & F1freak-Jennifer Aniston & Brad Pitt Jumprunner-Jon Lovitz Katzeye-Alicia Silverstone (it IS my thread) Katiebear-Meg Ryan Kevin922-David Haselhoff Konradptr-Bill Murray Kris-Barney Ladyskydiver-Tori Amos Laurel-Julia-lewis Dryfuss Leroy-Crispin Glover Lewmonst-Le Femme Nakita Chick LizzieB-Katie Holmes LouDiamond-Lou Diamond Philips LostOne-Torok LTDiver-Lisa Kudrow Lummy-Gary Busse MarcandAlysse- ??? and Lucy Liu MattM-Eminem Michele-Delta Burke Mike McGowan-Sam Elliot Misskris-Courtney Cox Monkeylip-Kurt Russel Mouth-Holly Hunter Muenkel-Matthew Perry Mustard-Martha Stewart NacMac-Ewan McGregor Narcimund-Dustin Hoffman Nathan-Nick Nolte N2skydvn-Joe Pantoliano Pablito-Antonio Banderas Pammi-Brittany Murphy Phreezone-Rick(y) Schroeder Prepheckt-PeeWee Herman PsuCory-Russell Crowe Quade-principal in Ferris Bueller Raefordite-Susan Sarandon Rebecca-Amanda Peet Remster-A pigeon RevJim-Sean Penn (think Fast Times at Ridgemont High) Rhino-Freddie Prinze Jr. Riddler-Jeff Daniels RottenMilk-Eliott Gould Sangrio-Sean Connery Scratch-Peter Kringle (Santa) Sebazz-George Clooney Shark-McGarret dude from Hawaii-5O Skreamer-Ray Charles (for his spotting skills) Skycat-Catherine Zeta Jones SkydiverBrian-Ralph Macchio Skydekker-Arnold Schwarzeneggar Skydivemonkey-Hugh Grant Skygal3-Renee Zelweger Skymama-Sandra Bullock Skymedic-Doogie Howser SkyMonkeyOne-Jim Carrey Skyrose-Julia Styles Slappie-Michelin Tire Man Slowfaller-Harry Potter boy Spectre230-Rush Limbaugh Speedracer-Michael J. Fox Spy38w-Jonny Knoxville Stacy-Sarah Michelle Gellar Sunshine-Goldie Hawn Sunnydee123-Cheryl Crow Suz-Courtney Love TBrown-Jeremy Irons Tee-Jennifer Love Hewitt TequilaGirl-Megan Mullally TheRus-Gene Simmons Vallerina-Sarah Chalke Vanillasky-Penelope Cruz Vanillasky11-Christina Applegate VerticalMethod-Patrick Swayze Viking-Ron Howard WFFC-Ron Jeremy Weid14-Bruce Willis Wildblue-Joshua Jackson Wingnut-Aflac duck wmw999-Helen Hunt yardhippie - Ben Jones Zenister-Mark Wahlberg (Dirk Diggler) I didn't put chris in there because I'm not sure about him yet. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com

He's too short. Keanu is tall, and he has never quite been able to get rid of his Excellent Accent from Bill & Ted's. I get made fun of for talking like a stoner all the time. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com

I just saw your edit up there - I think I should be played by Keanu Reeves. Help me out here. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com

>>skybytch will be played by herself.