bmcd308

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  1. You can just show your camel toe. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com
  2. jlmiracle - Sharon Stone yardhippie - Ben Jones (Cooter from Dukes of Hazzard) chriswelker - John Schneider drakeshelby - Verne Troyer (Mini-Me) ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com
  3. You know, you guys may have accidentally plagiarized a season of Melrose Place, there. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com
  4. Given that this is the shizznit boogie in TN, we're a little hurt that you're bagging on us to go to Tullahoma. Not taking anything away from Tullahoma, but we've got a lot of Jell-O shots here. I would assume that at least some Tullahoma regulars will come to Memphis. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com
  5. Tony Renna killed in practice accident. http://sports.yahoo.com/irl ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com
  6. >>nonzero risk of accidental activation
  7. That's less than I pay here. :( ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com
  8. Oh, God. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com
  9. I would never. I hate them. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com
  10. >>I claim that focker again this year!!!!!!
  11. Sweet! Bring it on down, Rev! ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com
  12. That's cool. I see it now. You kind of flew the canopy back around you with the A line. Good thinking, and I'm glad it worked out. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com
  13. Nice spinning line twists! That was a pretty big pucker factor just watching it. I was like "cut away! cut away! ... whew ... cut that one away, too! cut that one away, too! ... wait, no, kick you bitch! kick you bitch!" I bet you looked like a Rockette under that reserve. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com
  14. I'm 43% gay. I think if I was not so cheap about my shirts I would have been even higher. I need skybeauties to keep me straight. BMcD... ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com
  15. I've got it, but I can't play it. :( ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com
  16. 14K King Air 12.5K Cessna 195 ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com
  17. You're a regular when your absence at the dz causes people to wonder where you are regardless of whether they even like you - you become a regular when people just expect you to be there. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com
  18. Looks about the same right now for the WTS Halloween boogie. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com
  19. My former gf was a teacher in a horrible inner city school. I say you press charges, because she did not, and she wound up getting threatened with a lawsuit when it all got out of hand (long story) and had to stop teaching. Brent ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com
  20. Any of you furners able to translate? NSFW http://www.defuldesynger.dk/kasser/ ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com
  21. My buds and I used to do it in college in the 14-story dorm. There were two elevators in the shaft, and it could be really scary if you were on the one going down when the other passed going up. We discussed it drunk, but we had the good sense to wait until we were sober to try it. Make sure you keep someone inside to redock you at the top floor so you can get off. One time two of us were stuck on there for about an hour waiting for someone to get on, then we had to ask them to hit 14 for us. It was a good thing we did not get busted that time, because I am sure we would have gotten in a ton of trouble. All that being said, it is a good way to get killed. I would never do it now, but I was braver and dumber then. Brent ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com
  22. Show him photographs of Tony Weber, before and after. Speed kills. Perhaps even show him this post. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=151144#151144 ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com
  23. >>* getting out after another group ("You mean I have to count? Oh, I have to visually estimate a 45-degree angle? NOooo!")
  24. PM Muenkel. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com
  25. I remember a thread about the yellow cable being sucked through the grommet on the end of the cutaway cable housing a while back. I think this was on a tandem rig. I have searched for it but cannot find it. Does anyone remember the details or why this could happen with a correctly assembled 3-ring assembly? IIRC, it had something to do with the white loop being long enough to let the 3-rings flip down over themselves. Thanks. Brent ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com