SkymonkeyONE

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  1. Think I'm lieing? Ask'em! "grab my belt loop, biotch."
  2. You better take a number monkey lip! Them'z MY biotches!
  3. He's getting a new matching pop-top, plus having the center flap redone with blue binding pinstripe. It's not that expensive.
  4. I refuse to say that Lisa just turned 39. No matter, she is still my junior, as is the lovely Andrea. Ok, dogpile in the Rancho Deluxe.
  5. "drop the bomb, drop the bomb, drop the bomb on the white boy too!"
  6. SkymonkeyONE

    AGE!!??

    I'm a 39 year old dropzone bum who started jumping at age 17. It's all goody in the hoodie. PS: Jess has a nice butt (among other things)
  7. There are definitly pics. This was done at either DeLand with Vladi and someone, or overseas wih another pair; possibly Wendy Smith on front. Kim, did you do this? The description I remember reading said that whille the glide was OK, it was nothing like a single birdman. Chuck
  8. SkymonkeyONE

    King Kahones

    OK, you guys win. You're all fucking nuts! I can't really say anything smart in terms of BASE (though I have free access to a rig anytime I like). I can only address the nutiness of taking a crossbrace and using it as a BASE chute. Hell, people get chastised all the time by the BASE heirarchy for just using old Ravens and such. "That's no safe. Use real BASE gear." That being said, wadding up an FX, or d-bagging it, or anything else from 800 feet is not something that I can believe anyone in that discipline would condone. But, hey, it's a free world I guess. Knock yourself out, just don't say shit to the next poor fuck you see out on the tower who is jumping a Unit IV with duct tape all over it; he is setting a new trend and you must respect that. . As to the "insanity whuffo" line:
  9. SkymonkeyONE

    AGE!!??

    Check it...Droop is 19 and has just about 300 jumps. Amish is right behind him. Junior Monkeys on Parade
  10. I wanna put the quadruple huckabuck on that PIG!!!!
  11. To reterate: get a grip, monkey lip!
  12. I think you BOTH might fall into the catagory of FREEEEKYDEEEEK! Not that I haven't been in that catagory for QUITE sometime now.
  13. Doooood! Frozen swoop ponds SUCK!
  14. Nose rings are nasty. Go ahead and get a cold and blow green snot out your hole, then see how you impress the locals at the Golden Corral! Come on, this ain't gonna get you nuthin but grief. Get a grip, monkey lip!
  15. Doooood, if you can't fine someone to stay with, you must definitely have limited soial skills! DeLand is the home of the Birdies
  16. Some trips are attached to a piece of suspension line, therefore you can barely see them. Trips are still cool, believe it or not. Unless you are the reark-riser master, you can totally still get more distance out of trips.
  17. If you don't show up at the BirdHouse (on Lexington) and introduce yourself, then you are lacking in common sense. There is plenty of tent camping and RV hookup action at Deland, but my choice as a monkey on patrol is always to check with the crew at Birdman.