SkymonkeyONE

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  1. I was born in Lee County Hospital in 1963. I went to grade school at Pepperell elementary school a quarter-mile down the road (no longer existent). I have eaten at least 5000 chili dogs from Story's Dairy Bar (Miss Story's). I graduated in 1982 from Beauregard High School with 73 other high-class rednecks.
  2. Mark, you're killing me.
  3. I don't roll the nose at all on either of my Velocities. End cell closure has not been an issue at all with me or any of the other Velocity pilots on my dropzone. Chuck
  4. It's possible that it's a new program, but when I was at the factory they had all of them in these funky little bags which held the complete system from the risers up. At any rate, it's very cool.
  5. I thought I just answered this with my factory line, but to reitterate: PD has 500 demo canopies; all on risers and with bags and pilot chutes. Call Kolla and ask her to hook you up. It's a complete no-brainer. Chuck
  6. PD has 500 demo canopies, all on risers and with Bags and pilot chutes. Call Kolla (who posts here) and tell her what you need. It's totally simple. Chuck
  7. See how long Little Miss's hair is getting? NOICE! I love you, baby.
  8. Ah, so no bubble at Eloy; too bad for you petty commoners!
  9. I can't believe he doesn't have a lappie squirrelled away down in the hangar to post whore on. Do they close the computer kiosk in the coffee shop at the end of the day or something? I don't recall.
  10. I have a friend name Jim who has no roommate. He does not wrassle ugly girls.
  11. I'm from UCLA. Upper Corner, Lower Alabama. Opelika to be specific.
  12. The PD factory is unbelievable. I was amazed at some of the stuff I saw there. Chuck
  13. it's amazing how fast that loaded out here in our "plantation bubble". We might be a country DZ, but we be HOOKED UP!
  14. Tell that monkey lip to come fetch his car before I roll it off into the woods!
  15. LOL! You must have been talking to Andrea or Lew and Ed! I am so bad. Chuck
  16. I truly feel your pain.
  17. 0:8:1 We took one of our Otters to "Hillbilly Days" in Pikeville, KY. It's fucking beautiful up there. Eight tandems with a wide range of happy passengers: 250 pound state troopers and their 105 pound, five foot tall wives and girlfriends. Man, those folks at that airport know how to party! We brought back several quart-size mason jars of stump liquor. It was a great trip and I can't wait to get back up there and visit. Some things those people take for granted: -it's perfectly OK to do buzz jobs in your Citation jet when there are helicopters and powered parachutes in the pattern. -$150 a month rent for a huge T-hangar whiich everyone turns into party pads. -"Sure, I'll let you fly my Jet Ranger" -"Think I'll fly to Daytona real quick (in my Citation) and make sure the doors to my condo are locked" -everyone has outstanding moonshine in their T-hangar -you can't get in trouble when you are partying with the mayor or one of your state troopoer buddies Chuck
  18. Man, I sho doo be missin my Eloy hos!
  19. I think that possibly smashing your CPU and monitor with a sledgehammer might do it. Worked fine on that VW in the parking lot!
  20. You might also want to call me. There is always a tuffet out in the middle of the peas here at Raeford. I can connect you with the right person to get what you need.