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Bill, I believe the difference here is that people who listen to rush and Howard tune in specifically for the purpose of hearing them run their mouth. That is especially the case with Rush and all the other political-based talkshows/lecturers. People there to watch a political lecture in person would likely get just as bent as I am on this matter if that person were to pick up a harmonica and start playing some corn pone in the middle of his speech.
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Another perfect reason to call you both tonight when I am drunk! Noice!
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Who says Kris can grow leg hair?
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That's nice, Rob. Me likey.
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Who is "we?" The fat pig in the band and the mouse in her pocket? I don't care to hear her mindless drivel if I am there for a concert. Now, if she were an acquaintance of mine, then I might want to hear her view on a subject. Spouting a bunch of shit on stage "just because you have a captive audience" is horse-shit. Shut up and sing, biotch.
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That's horrible. My favorite old haunts were The Aqualon and The Nine of Clubs. Both techno/industrial dance clubs.
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Before this thread gets ugly and thrown in the recycle bin, I would just like to give my opinion. I am all about free speach and the right to have a contrary opinion, but where exactly in the job description of "singer" or "entertainer" does it state that you have the right to spout your, sometimes skewed or flawed, opinion on the people who are there to hear you do your job, which is to say "sing" or "entertain." A government degree is certainly not a prerequisite to play a guitar and skwawk, therefore what gives that person a right to pontificate on political matters. I don't need to hear your sometimes pathetic views on politics or PETA; I am there to hear you sing, so STFU and do it. Chuck
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This is a topical forum. Please don't hijack threads with one-liners that have no relevance to the topic. Chuck
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I have to tell you that the food in The Bombshelter absolutely kicks ass. I love Perris in that regard. Chuck
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-Jockstrap -green beret -light coat of oil
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That's generally pretty funny. Only time it sucks is when you become a towed jumper. Did anyone else here know our own KatieBear has been a towed jumper on a military SL jump? Chuck
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Alti 2 is a fantastic company and has great customer service. They would be my choice of the two. chuck
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For everyone's info: If you think someone has overdosed you with some G, take the following action IMMEDIATELY: Mix some salt water or sugar water and drink a very large glass of it. Salt water, for whatever reason, will kill a G dose buzz almost immediately. I have seen entire rooms of people take a half a cap too much and all be layed out. I can't stand the stuff myself (I feel like shit after the fact), but have been around it enough to see it's effects. Chuck
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Cleveland, huh? I have not been there in well over a decade, but man, did I have a killer time in the flats!
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Did you just say you wanted to suck someone to get them to pay for your tattoo? You are truly a fruitcake. SkyONE
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J.T., you're drunk, right? SkyONE
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Kris, NOOOOOIICE!
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Clay is in federal air marshal training. He might be in another field phase; not sure. Chuck
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Three words: "borrow a camera" ManBird: who were you partying with? Dag, the video guy?
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That's point of "stop." Not really any different than doing zone accuracy in a swoop meet. In a demo where one would jump such a small parachute, your landing area is obviously set up different; sort of like a bowling lane. The GK tandem team sets up cones in a rectangle out in front of the beer line here at Raeford and works on their PRO tandem accuracy there. Once again: every jump should be an "accuracy" jump. If you aim for a certain spot on the ground on every jump, then the PRO requirements are very simple. Chuck
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Holes cut into the ribs on my new Cobalt!
SkymonkeyONE replied to andrewstewart's topic in Gear and Rigging
PM's answered. Once again: Chill the Fuck Out. No, you are not required to post anything in your profile which you don't want to, and nok you ought not, as a "regluar", assume anyone who does not have said information posted is a novice. Keep the questions as specific as you can and you will recieve the most straigh-forward answers. Likewise, you might find exactly the answers you are looking for by doing a search of previous posts. Believe me, there is very little you can imagine to ask that has not already passed across our screen. Chuck -
Short Notice but worth it! May 2 - 4th
SkymonkeyONE replied to Raefordite's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Be advised: this is one of our new deals that we hope will turn into a yearly function. I, master of time and space, will be in Panama City Beach representing RPC shool, Performance Designs, and the Monkey Kingdom at the PST pro tour stop. That being said, I will have all my fellow RPC staff shoiwing our stuff in Lenoir. Chris Wagner will be staying back at Raeford running the school in my absence, while the majority of the othe rmonkeys will be flying up in the Otter. If you want to fly up on the plane and do something "different" for a weekend, call Kate, Tony, or me at Raeford: (910)904-0000. Get here and it's likely that we can fly you up there with the crew on our Otter. Chuck -
Holes cut into the ribs on my new Cobalt!
SkymonkeyONE replied to andrewstewart's topic in Gear and Rigging
Actually, all of you need to CTFU (Chill The Fuck Out). 400 jumps, whether you are my freind or not, does not mean that you need to be giving canopy adivce. Please leave the sarcasm, inuendo, and salty, sage advice to those of us who have lived it. Conversely: if you are a newbie to these forums who wants to avoid these confrontations, take the several minutes needed to fill out your profile to the best of your ability. Doing so will keep the "noise" down in your thread. If anyone out there has a specific reason for not posting your true profile, then feel free to PM me with your question. Chuck Blue D-12501 -
Screw those pigs and those like them.
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Negative, Ghost Rider. Current HALO main is the MC-4 (375). It's predecessor was the MT-1XX (also 375 square foot 7-cell). Predecessor to that was the HAPPS and other prototypes with such lovely parachutes as as the Unit III, etc. Thank Mister Bill Mathews (MSG, retired) for getting the square in the army inventory for specops use. Chuck Blue MFFJM (among other things)