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    OK, here's the poop: Kris, Mouth, Sunman, and Sillyolethang are here from out of town so far. We are all about to go up on a load. Later, Chuckie
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    We were ripping it up with young Sean Sweeny on his first skydive. He had a ton of tunnel time. I believe we did a ten-point five-way on his third jump. FYI: all the other participants were AFF-I's. Chuck
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    "How much for the leeetle girls?!"
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    I have no desire whatsoever to date other than a skydiver. My girlfriend has just over 100 jumps. Chuck
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    Come on down!
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    Checklist: -Jockstrap (optional) -Green Beret -Light coat of oil
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    LeRoy, while you are in fact my BirdMan partner (and only other S-3 owner in NC), you will not have a hat until it's time. Someone else, on the other hand, has beaten me down and has a hat waiting. I will not reveal who it is until they arrive. Kris, you had better be ready to throw down in the known fashion. I know you have it in you. See you all tomorrow. SM-1
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    Techie geeks! Scott, you are lucky you are my monkey brother. CHuckie (the antithesis of techie geek)
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    Arlo, my monkey lover, chicks have it SO easy! They carry their floatation devices with them. I know they have them with them and I know where they hide them! One on the left and one on the right! I am loving you a second time.... Chuckie Panama City for a whopping ten days. Bring your bail money, Kids.
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    a handfull of glass marbles out the window is far more effective.
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    -3320 jumps, plus 140 round jumps (just so Wendy will count me double.) -Skydiving 22 years, 3 months -3,412 posts (4.5 per day)
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    I'm not kiddin! That boy's got a head like SPUTNIK! Spherical, yet quite pointy in parts!
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    I've got a tree she can hang from. Wait, was that my exterior monologue? BWAHAHAAHA!
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    I have the ultra-smacky-booty Sanyo picture phone. Katie bought it for me for Christmas this year because my old Samsung 8500 web-phone had SHITTY reception and dropped calls like nobody's business. chuck
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    Yeah! With great, large MELLONS! It's like an orange on a toothpick!
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    I am fairly certain that my ex-wife ran off with my original-edition, white, long-sleeve dropzone.com shirt. Very unfortunate.
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    In the afternoon? Yes, I will be here in the school or out on the DZ walking around. In the middle of the night? Yes, I will be in the Rancho Deluxe.
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    Yes, but everyone must be making "monkey lips"
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    CSAR
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    Come on down Friday if you like. You can stay in the guest house (aka: the MonkeyBago)
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    That is inaccurate. We have a CASA 212 here at Raeford that WE own. Actually, we own all three of our turbines, our Twin Bonanza, and both of our Cessnas. Chuck
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    Not sure where the rest of them are, but the gear store at Deland has a whole rack of old, original classics. There are also generally some for sale here in the classifieds. The reason most people (like me) keep their classics is so that they can lend them to their friends or rent them out. Chuck
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    Tony has been a registered user since the "last" version of dropzone.com. He is "TonyT". Chuck
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    BWAHAHAHAHA! I get away with that all the time now in my capacity as manager. "Hey, Tim, can you debrief that student? I have to check my e-mail."
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    I just thought of another: "Mobile Maggot Mover" "maggots are falling like rain!" -Gwar