Zipp0

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  1. Actually, if initiated properly, nitrocellulose will detonate high order. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  2. And SOMEBODY has seen Spiderman 2 a few too many times on TNT....... And YES, I'm posting a lot. It's just a post-ban pent up eruption..... -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  3. Sounds like somebody has been reading Chomsky....... -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  4. If you're willing to slap a label on your forehead and espouse an ideology instead of deciding on individual issues based on merit, you are a fucktard. -Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  5. I believe that the point was, shipping kids twenty miles everyday for 12 yrs. doesn't give them a better eduacation, it's just an additional source of stress in an already busy world. Well, at least you knew I was being facetious..... -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  6. Hey..... whatever it takes to keep the nigs out of my kid's school is fine with me. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  7. ?????? I have no idea what you are trying to say. The Avatar is Johnny Depp from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  8. Ann Coulter is the Godless one - spewing bile, like saying the 9/11 widows were enjoying their husband's deaths. Here's a great clip of Ann talking out her asshole again: http://mustseedaily.com/content/view/90/1/ Hilarious! -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  9. They are KIDS not criminals. Evidently we need less cops in America when they have time to be babysitters, enforcing useless laws. And like I said before, there are an awful lot of bad, ignorant cops out there. When I was young, we were constantly chased by the local cops, and we were GOOD kids. The (fat) cop who chased us most of the time, known to us as Fat Freddy Phelps, died while chasing a scared teenager in a high speed pursuit. Old Far Freddy crashed into a gas station at about 90. Poetic justice? -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  10. I have heard that fluffers are a myth. And being a connoisseur of porn, I have seen lots of 'behind the scenes' footage, and from what I have seen, the male performers are responsible for their own 'fluffing'. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  11. iPod? Powerbook? iTunes? -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  12. In my navy days I took the course and passed everything expect the open water dive. My training was cut off when we had to leave in a hurry for Gulf War I. Given the opportunity to dive the Red Sea off Jeddah, Saudia Arabia, I just had to go ahead and say that I was licensed. Was it smart or the right thing - maybe not. But I got to do a once in a lifetime dive for my first dive, and everything went off without a hitch. I was sure to stay clear of the cone shells and nasty eels. After the war I left the navy and came home to PA, never to dive again...... -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  13. Was she formerly a stripper, by any whance? Them girls is nothn' but trouble. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  14. I thought that hooker a few months back might have been faking.... Nah... probably not. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  15. Yeah, incentives are important. I learned that in rehab. -Captain Ron Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant. -True Romance -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  16. Delete them from Limewire, go to iTunes and PAY for them! -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  17. I advise you to give some serious consideration to a huge bukakke party in your honor. Seriously. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  18. Kick his fucking ass. If he's bigger/stronger, sleep is the great equalizer. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  19. Well, if it makes you feel less sorry for me - the lady I took to court died of cancer in between court dates, and I didn't feel good about it. As far as wild animals dying or living, I'm just sort of indifferent. Wild animals eat eachother and die for all sorts of reasons besides my malice, so when it happens, it happens. And when an animal dies that harmed my pet, I do rest a bit easier, because that pest won't bother anyone else. Oh, and yes, shock value. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  20. I did a 3 year stretch for B&E a few years back (that's breaking and entering for the uninitiated). Things started out tough, but after I shanked a few big fish and banged a couple dudes in the rear (and no - I'm not gay) things got much better. I was able to curry the favor of the guards and get their assistance in getting lots of smack into the joint to deal to my fellow inmates. Oh, and we got the daily shipments of lobster, and the stuff my wife smuggled in in her big overcoat. And then there was that time I ate 100 hard boiled eggs and won like 800 cigarettes. Then I ran off and put some red pepper on the ground to throw off the bloodhounds. After they caught me, we formed a prison football team and beat the guard's team for like the first time in history. Eventually, I escaped with the identity I had created for the warden to hide the money I had laundered for him He ended up killing himself. On second though, I may have cobbled together a bunch of false memories from various prison movies. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  21. Raccoons are cool but they don't like dogs very much. Walt Yeah, the rabid ones are definitely NOT cool! When I was camping in Florida we had coons come into our camp to steal food. One grabbed a bag of Doritos in his front paws and ran off on his back legs. It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. And if you throw an egg on the ground between a group of 2-4 coons, stand clear! -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  22. After they bit my dogs and I sent them the vet bill, suddenly I heard "they are not our cats." In court the lady tried to cite some case law pertaining to wild deer ownership. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  23. That's funny. My beagle is the biggest pussy on the planet. If I still had my lab, the little kitties would have been eaten long ago. That dog is MEAN and hates basically everything. My aunt and uncle took her to live at their cabin - better environment. Now she's free to chase bears, which she does from time to time. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  24. Sorry to disappoint you, but it's just not all that exciting to watch. You can ask, though. Walt No, I saw my friends dog put down after it was bitten by a rabid raccoon(I took the dog for him). That made me a git sensitive to wild animals biting pets....... -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  25. Not much of a dog person either if you can't train him not to fuck with cats. Maybe you should try goldfish? Walt Maybe you should know the whole story Walt. The cats ran into my yard and bit my dog. They had kittens and were very aggressive. My dog likes cats and is super docile. Maybe I'll catch some more tonight. Do you think the humane society will let me watch the execution? edited to add: and the neighbors cared so much about these cats that they allowed them to live in their filthy wood pile behind their shed and die of disease and ran over by cars. I begged them to take the cats for shots and vet checkups so they wouldn't infect my dog with some disease, but they refused. So, fuck those wild cats - my dogs come first. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.