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I hope you aren't calling ME Nikki. Nikki was based on this little hot tamale I know. I think I am more of a Kiera. Oh christ.... Rosie O'Donnell naked on a cold day..... Rosie O'Donnell naked on a cold day..... Rosie O'Donnell naked on a cold day..... Fuck, that didn't help..... -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Shit, they would throw away the key on me! I used to drive the speed limit too. I just got sick of being passed like I was standing still. So, now I pass those who used to pass me. I think of it as defensive driving, in that I keep my offense on the field, negating the need for a defense. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Wow. Very nice....... Nikki. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Oh shit! I've so done that! As to the person driving with their turn signal on, I have a hilarious solution. I get in front of them and tun on the same signal. That way they are like "Hey, look at this asshole with the blinker going. What an idiot." Then they eventually figure out that THEY are the asshole. When their signal goes off, you can be sure they got it, and you can be satisfied knowing you have been a prick on the road once again! -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

You can buy spent AT-4s in surplus stores all over the country. Like LAWs they are a one use weapon and cant be reloaded. And grenades too. But why are the Feds quiet and why would someone leave a spent AT-4 on someone's lawn in NJ? Maybe Vinny was trying to take out his ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's Camaro? -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

I just wonder how they to intend to look up Bush's asshole with his head already up there. And yes, I know it's not a big deal for this sort of thing to happen - but the media sure like the headline...... -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

http://wcbstv.com/topstories/local_story_201113005.html Not sure why the biggies haven't pick up on this yet..... -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Yeah, and the same for people who don't use their turn signals when they're supposed to. Oh man, that drives me NUTS! -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Make visor mirrors illegal. Anyone going slow in the fast lane may be shot. Tractor trailer lane only on all highways. Snow/ice that comes off of tractor trailers and hits a car or causes an accident is a felony. Cattle chute lane added to all highways for DUI drivers to drive legally. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

as close as Bush's asshole, according to the article. How ironic. Speaking of irony, on my lunch break I started choking on a life saver. Can you imagine choking to death on a life saver? Anyway, I didn't..... I'm sure Fox News is disappointed since they missed a potentially stunning headline. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19872260/ Probably no big deal, but it just shows how close this man is to power. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

*Drunk Mother Puts Baby in Microwave And yes, most of the news services are lame, but Fox seems to love this crap. I wish they(the media in general) would do some more in depth reporting/investigations instead of catering to, and possibly exacerbating, the short attention span of the American media consumer. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Not being political here.... seriously. Have you taken the time to read the headlines on the foxnews.com site lately? They are becoming total tabloid journalism. It's like a huge version of Inside Edition, which may help explain O'Reilly, and show his influence on the network. Here's an example of a headline for today: Dog Eats $750, People Dig Through Poop http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,290092,00.html Funky Winkerbean to Kill Character http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,290085,00.html You'd think there was no fucking real news!! It's pretty funny, actually. Maybe instead of watching Fox, you should just head to the Supermarket and pick up a copy of The Globe. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Bullshit. The one conviction in this case, for obstructing justice, and perjury was vacated by the criminal in chief himself. Those lies ensured that we would never know the truth. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Let's not get crazy! -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

I'll take that to mean "Idiot." Yes, I did write it. I was showing a way that Bush could change course in Iraq that made a bit of sense and didn't declare defeat. You forgot the sentence about giving medals to all the particpants. Otherwise meets expectations. Bush already handed out a bunch of medals to undeserving douchebags. As far as the troops go, yes, they deserve some medals. I never did get my Liberation of Kuwait medal, by the way. They said they ran out!!! -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

I'll take that to mean "Idiot." Yes, I did write it. I was showing a way that Bush could change course in Iraq that made a bit of sense and didn't declare defeat. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Go ahead and gloat - I stopped REALLY caring about that issue quite a while ago. At the same time, many people, I'd guess, feel that the merit and constitutional issues are the important factors, and the jurisdictional crap is a technical issue the judge used to get his ass off the hook on the case. Maybe, maybe not - I'm no legal scholar. The bottom line is, lame duck Bush and his peeps will be out soon enough, so this kind of shit doesn't much matter anymore. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Fuck - it took a while to write all that. Somebody either call me a genius or idiot or I wasted my time! -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Dismissed on jurisdiction, not on merit. Judge made no comment as to merit or constitutional issues. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

On a rollercoaster that does loops, corkscrews, and immelmans, are you the type to sit in the front seat and pretend you are flying a fighter jet, or do you sit in the middle and close your eyes? I am willing to be that having the eyes open fighter pilot type get sick much less often. Also, maybe ask your doctor about a motion sickness patch? And yes, talk to your instructors. They have seen this before, I bet. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

A shitload of Sunnis and Shiites would kill eachother. Kurdistan would be born, with Turkey maybe pushing the border a bit further south with a huge contingent of troops. Iraq would undergo the birthing process and pain a newly free nation, much as our own, must endure - civil war until one side wins. The world overall would not see much change, as the middle East is already in relative chaos. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Good idea, but you need to write an impact statement on how the plan will affect the image of our heroic "War President" and his devoted followers. My fellow Americans...... The war on terror is very real and very important to the safety of our nation, the future of our children, and the freedoms we have all come to know and love. In the past, I have said many times that Iraq is central to the war on terror, and I still believe that to be true. However, over the course of the past year, it has become apparent to myself, my Gererals, congress, and the American people that in addition to the Al Qaeda fighters in Iraq that we need to defeat, there is also a battle raging between sectarian factions. Unlike our fight with Al Qaeda, the fight betweeen Sunni and Shiite is not our battle to wage, and indeed, we cannot win that fight. That fight must be fought by the parties involved, either in the halls of Iraqi parliament, as it should be, or, as it unfortunately is now, on the streets of Iraq. We have been working toward a political solution to this crisis for some time now, as we felt that it was important to the people of Iraq, the region, and the world. Many American lives have been lost, and many dollars spent to help Iraq get to its feet. Unfortunately, the learders in Iraq have, to this point, failed to take hold of these great opportunities in the aftermath of the downfall of the terrible dictator Saddam. Instead, they have resorted to terrible violence, and our troops are often caught in the middle. Our fight is not with Iraqi - Sunni or Shia. Our fight is with Al Qaeda. Therefore, effective immediately I am announcing a phased redeployment of troops to the perimeter of Iraqi territory. US troops will cease to patrol the streets, and iraqi forces will immediately be required to take over in their place. A presence in Iraq of US forces will continue, however, they will remain out of harms way, and will only be deployed for tactical strikes on Al Qaeda operatives as necessary. Additionally, forces no longer needed in Iraq will redeploy to Afghanistan to patrol the border region with Pakistan and put down the Taliban and Al Qaeda there, once and for all. At the beginning I told you that this war would be tough, and long, and indeed it has been. We will be required to adapt to changes in enemy tactics and redeploy troops when needed. This is but another step in this long struggle, but I think a necessary one, and one that you, the American people, fully understand as such. God bess the Unted States of America. Should I apply as speechwriter? -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

If it comes to pass my guns will be reported stolen and buried in a hole somewhere. Millions will likely do the same. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Hell, Bush already declared "Mission Accomplished". When I was over in Gulf War I, we were home 30 days later after we heard that. And a 'redployment' is not a failure. We can still have troops close to deal with real threats to the USA, just get them out of harms way. No more patrols in the streets of Iraq's civil war. If we just stopped driving all over the place the casualties would drop off to nearly nothing. Pull back into the desert near Saudi Arabia, set up a base with a 10 mile perimiter, and only deply forces to deal with genuine threats, and then only deploy them by helicopter, and use armed drones when possible. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.