Zipp0

Just get a shit load of coke and head to the nearest titty bar. You'll be beating them off with a stick. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Might I suggest 'Bonfire'? There you at least might see some boobies. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

And other very special gifts..... -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

He was a master all right. Who knew that you could use the word 'fuck' 78 times, in context, while describing how to fold a simple white t-shirt? Years later, when I found myself doing live radio and sometimes TV, I always had it in the back of my mind that I might just blurt out something foul. Luckily, I was able to suppress that part of me.... -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Both- It's the biggest achievement for the kids. The who gives a shit part applies to idiots that want to cheer. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Yeah dude, maybe you could have a word with my company commander from boot camp? That dude set records on vulgarity. I remember on my first weekend home afterwards, I asked my mom to "Pass the fucking butter." I couldn't believe what I had just said, but that shit was ingrained in me after 8 weeks of constant bombardment. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

But looking like a moron is hardly going to embarrass those who are indeed morons to the point that they will adjust their behavior. Who fucking cares? You get your piece of paper and never go back there for the rest of your life. Couldn't the person announcing the graduates just say "Security, please escort the person making the disturbance from the building"? It seems simple to me. But really, who gives a shit? -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

I agree that the ability to tamper with elections is not good for democracy. However, how does this relate to the comparison between America and Nazi Germany? The article I cite was from the '14 Signs of a Facist State' page. That's all. And I disagree deeply with the Bush admin on most things, but don't thing the USA is close to Nazi Germany. When we round of Muslims and send them to the gas chamber, then I will feel differently. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Come on man, just say it! I know it is killing you not to just blurt it out! -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Concerning the debates in general, Wolf Blitzer should be punched in the face. "Raise your hand if you think that war is a good idea." What? Raise your hand? I mean, is this a presidential debate, or second period in Ms. Johnson's history class? "Raise your hand if you think Wolf Blitzer should be punched in the face." -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

We had no rule against cheering. It was assumed that people were smart enough to know when to shut up, and 99% of the people were. Those who made a scene just looked like morons, and made the kid on the stage very uncomfortable. Withholding a diploma from a kid who worked for 4 years to get it is not appropriate in this case. I suspect the courts will agree with me. It may only be a symbol, but to that kid it is the biggest achievement in their lives to that point. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

I'm not going to read all of that article since i consider that rag to be extremely biased politically and therefor any "evidence" they cite to be suspect. HOWEVER, even if we assume for the sake of argument that everything they say and claim is true, and all the election results in Ohio were changed to suit the Dems wishes, that would mean Kerry would have won the electoral vote but not the popular vote...something the Dems have been complaining about since the 2000 election. Would they then do what they wanted the Repubs to do and concede to the winner of the popular vote?? You should really read it. And I am not so concerned with who should have won what - that is pointless now. I am concerned that elections can possibly be tampered with in the USA on such a massive scale. The facts are nearly impossible to explain away. If it is true, then if the Repubs can do it, so can the Dems, and neither is good for democracy. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Did anyone else read this article on the 2004 election: http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/10432334/was_the_2004_election_stolen It's VERY difficult (nearly impossible) to read that article and not conclude that the 2004 election was tampered with. Can a few repubs read the whole thing and respond? I'm curious as to how you explain all of that? -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

I don't imagine the founding fathers ever considered this when they wrote up the constitution. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Give me a freaking break - it was a high school graduation! I went to Catholic school, and people cheered inappropriately with no consequences besides looking like idiots. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

I think we need to start teaching kids MORE swear words. That way, when they are approached to go into the military (and then to Iraq) they can say confidently "Fuck that shit!" "No thank you" just doesn't have the same chilling effect on recruiters. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Kiss has a cousin called my ass. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

I seem to be slowly collecting old Soviet weapons due to their cheap price, reliability, and coolness factor. I have a 9mm Makarov and an M44 carbine that I have added a scope to for hunting. They are fun and very cheap to shoot. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

When 'land of the free' is in your national anthem, you better damn well mean iit. Ot is that line hyperbole? -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

I don't believe there is a federal law against drinking. States set the rules. (But the Feds withhold money if the age limit is under 21) I think that makes it de facto federal law- despite what the lawyers may have to say on it. We need to get rid of that 'land of the free' BS line. Many other parts of the world (most?) are more free than the USA. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

The 'forbidden fruit' aspect of cubans makes them taste that much sweeter. I would not advise anyone to kill an endangered species though. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Those crap cars may arguably be the downfall of the American auto industry. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

...from the article. I'll have to call bullsh*t on that one. I'll mark that one up to Canadian media hype. They're just trying to make sound like we have it soooo bad here. I believe it is in the fine print of your passport. You are bound to all US laws when you travel outside the country. Depending on the severity of the crime, they may pursue you when you return. This is used to snag major offenders (slave trade, abuse of minors, drug trade, etc etc). During the cigar hype from a few years back, the US reminded people just what the laws were around Cuban cigars, and this did include smoking them while in Canada or Mexico. So, students studying abroad don't drink before they are 21? Everyone who goes to Amsterdam avoids the pot smoking? What a joke. What about if you are on the high seas, in no territorial waters? This kind of stuff just pisses me off. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

I think he should be arrested in thrown in jail. Maybe then people will start talking about changing this silly law. I mean, how many of us have never had a cuban cigar at a bachelor party? -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

It's also possible that he has a sick, fucked up sense of humor, which is not a crime. Speculating on this sort of thing can only lead to the 'thought police' brigade, which I have no interest in. From George Carlin: You know that. Lots of people. Lots of groups in this country want to tell you how to talk. Tell you what you can't talk about. Well, sometimes they'll say, well you can talk about something but you can't joke about it. Say you can't joke about something because it's not funny. Comedians run into that shit all the time. Like rape. They'll say, "you can't joke about rape. Rape's not funny." I say, "fuck you, I think it's hilarious. How do you like that?" I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. See, hey why do you think they call him "Porky," eh? I know what you're going to say. "Elmer was asking for it. Elmer was coming on to Porky. Porky couldn't help himself, he got a hard- on, he got horney, he lost control, he went out of his mind." A lot of men talk like that. A lot of men think that way. They think it's the woman's fault. They like to blame the rape on the woman. Say, "she had it coming, she was wearing a short skirt." These guys think women ought to go to prison for being cock teasers. Don't seem fair to me. Don't seem right, but you can joke about it. I believe you can joke about anything. It all depends on how you construct the joke. What the exaggeration is. What the exaggeration is. Because every joke needs one exaggeration. Every joke needs one thing to be way out of proportion. Give you an example. Did you ever see a news story like this in the paper? Every now and then you run into a story, says, "some guy broke into a house, stole a lot of things, and while he was in there, he raped an 81 year old woman." And I'm thinking to myself, "WHY??? What the fuck kind of a social life does this guy have?" I want to say, "why did you do that?" "Well she was coming on to me. We were dancing and I got horney. Hey, she was asking for it, she had on a tight bathrobe." I'll say, "Jesus Christ, be a little fucking selective next time will you?" Now, speaking of rape, do you know what I wonder? I wonder is there more rape at the equator or the north pole. These are the kind of things I think about when I'm sitting home alone and the power goes out. I wonder is there more rape at the equator or the north pole. I mean per capita, I know the populations are different. Most people think it's the equator, I think it's the north pole. People think it's the equator because it's hot down there, they don't wear a lot of clothing, guys can see women's tits, they get horney and there's a lot of fucking going on. That's exactly why there's less rape at the equator. Because there's a lot of fucking going on. You can tell there's a lot of fucking at the equator, take a look at the population figures. Billions of people live near the equator. How many Eskimos do we have? Thirty? Thirty five? No one's getting laid at the north pole, it's too fucking cold. Guys say to their wives, "hey tonight honey, huh, tonight, huh?" "Are you crazy? The wind chill factor is three hundred below." These guys are deprived. Their horney. Their pent up. Every now and then...p-pmm...they bust out, they got to rape somebody. Now, the biggest problem an Eskimo rapist has, trying to get wet leather leggings off a woman who is kicking. Did you ever try to get leather pants off of someone who doesn't want to take them off? You would lose your hard-on in the process. Up at the north pole you dick would shrivel up like a stack of dimes. That's another thing I wonder. I wonder, does a rapist have a hard-on when he leaves the house in the morning, or does he develop it during the day while he's walking around looking for somebody. These are the kind of thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.