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Don't say that to a cardiologist. Any man (or woman) older than 60 needs to regularly see their heart doctor. It may sound funny, but there have been quite a few men who have died while trying to have sex when their heart condition couldn't support it... so unless the old lady wants her man to have cardiac arrest... better visit the el-doco first. Your heart has to beat a bit faster to ugh... kepp your "parts" inflated. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Well ya know... the tobacco and the potato thing did give our great great great great ancestors something to do (besides churn butter and complain about "Great" Britain) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Well... don't share any food or drink with Pam A., either. Sex is only one of a bunch of ways to contract the different forms of hepatitis (HBV). It's not as easy to protect yourself from it as HIV. My company deals with a lot of elderly patients, and hepatitis runs RAMPANT in the elderly community, all three strains of hepatitis can be detected in many nursing homes, hospitals and skilled nursing facilities. Most people who work with the elderly have to get vaccinated but the risk of exposure is still very high. Hepatitis C carriers can communicate the disease other ways BESIDES sexual or blood contact. Yes you can contract it through other fluids, sores, etc. Is Hepatitis C a death sentence? It might not be. It depends how you respond to the virus. Some people can carry it and not show any symptoms at all, others show symptoms quickly after exposure. It doesn't mean you need to jump in line for a liver transplant. The cirrhosis (sp) in your liver will not show up for YEARS (maybe decades) after you become infected. Most Hepatitis C patients don't know they are infected until years after the initial exposure, which makes it hard for them to determine where they contracted the disease. Hepatitis A is very widespread (almost like chicken pox) and most individuals who contract it don't need to take much therapy, if at all. It is normally passed along through fecal to mouth method (i.e. through food, which is why it is ultra important food servers wash their hands). People who get Hep A (and its a lot... it's very widespread) will develop antiboties within 10 days of exposure. Then for the rest of your life, you will be immune from the disease and you will test positive for the presence of Hep-A antibodies in your bloodstream. Hep-B (most widespread after Hep A) causes limited infection in most people. Others may develop chronic hepatitis, which requires a liver transplant (5-10% of infected people with Hep-B). Once you know you are infected, you'll be going on a battery of drugs and also take the Hep-B vaccine (if you detect it early enough) to try to slow down and stop the infection. If that fails, then liver transplant is in your future, but chronic Hep-B patients have been known to suddenly take a turn for the better and fight off the disease. Many unfortunate people who have HBV are treated as if they got VD, which may not have been the case. It is a very big problem and not that many folks are aware of how virulent hepatitis is. Most people who work in healthcare (nurses, doctors, emergency techs) are scared stiff of it. It's much more of a problem than getting infected with HIV. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I am a heavy drinker... not so much that I drink heavily every day, but that when I go out I do tend to drink quite a bit... especially if I know I don't have to drive. If I have to drive I just toss the one or two beers and call it an evening. Most of my family including myself has an extremely high tolerance for alchohol... for me about 8-9 shots of whiskey before I get woozy. My cousin who is almost a foot shorter than me and barely creeps over 110lbs can drink me under the table though (guess her liver works overtime). Surprisingly enough, only a couple of people in my family are true alchohoilcs and have a real problem with it. The rest just like to get "trashed" every now and then every few months or so.... no harm done. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Good point. You might want to remind your loved one that skydiving is a part of who you are, and you went into the marriage game knowing this. It's not something you're willing to throw away. After all, she married you because you're a skydiving stud, riiiight? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

My mother was this way after I went into to the hospital and then she learned that as soon as the sling came off I was back in the air again. Look at it this way bub, it's proof she does love you a whole lot (and I'll be you'll get a lot of good sex out of it, too ). Just be sure that you don't get carried away abandon her every weekend for the jumping. I would try to get her to go to the DZ with you and be supportive... tell her how much it means for her to be there with you. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

On captain's historical perspective.... tobacco was the cash crop that kept most early colonists alive. It was a big hit in France, England and Portugal with which the colonies did business (until cultivation in central and south america was established). After the Revolutionary period, tobacco and the excise taxes on it were still important after the Revolutionary period, which was paying most of the US debt before the US become insolvent in the War of 1812. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Great... now I'm sick.. plus insomnia woohoo! Ain't life grand? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

You know I have fears about all sorts of little stuff too... day surgery though isn't one of them... but I've had nightmares about bungee jumping before, and even driving too fast scares the shit out of me. Jumping out of a plane? No problem. We all have our fears and demons, pal. You'll be fine! Everytime I go in for surgery, I always ask if they can get some of that fat cut off too while they're at it... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I'm sure y'all already know DAMN well what I'm wearing... hahaahahah ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

So you're saying he can go to the titty bars? ROCK ON! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

That's just wrong on SO many levels ROFMAO But you can look at it this way, you will always have someone packing your rig for you at the DZ, maybe even several. Kids are useful for some things! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I thought you said you had something else besides sex on your mind? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

About two hours ago I was listening to the radio... old Pointer Sisters song was on... remember this one? When I first saw him standin' there I longed to speak but did not care Something inside whispered to me You'd better move in carefully And then he smiled and turned away That told me all he could not say That's when I knew He wanted me too But I'd have to do some breakin' through He's so shy, he's so shy That sweet little boy who caught my eye He's so shy, he's so shy And he's much too good to let me get by Oh, yes,he is Now holding him gently through the night Nothin' has ever felt so right And I'm so glad I took the time That I had to take to make him mine He can still do things to my heart Just like he did right from the start Each time I see That quality That never stops attracting me He's so shy, he's so good looking He's so shy, yes he's really got me going That sweet little boy who caught my eye He's so shy, I'm so glad I got to know him He's so shy, cause he's one in a million And I love him till the day I die Oh, yes, I will He's so shy, That's why I love my baby He's so shy, I know it's drivin' me crazy That sweet little boy who caught my eye He's so shy, it took a long time to know him He's so shy, and I'm glad get to show him That I'll love him 'till the day I die He's so shy, He's so shy ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

The Theme from The Brady Bunch is in my head Here's the story, Of a lovely lady, Who was bringing up three very lovely girls. All of them had hair of gold, Like their mother, The youngest one in curls. Here's the story, Of a man named Brady, Who was busy with three boys of his own. They were four men, Living all together, but they were all alone-. Till the one day when the lady met this fellow, and they knew they was much more than a hunch. That this group, Must somehow form a family. That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch, The Brady Bunch- the Brady Bunch That's the way- we became the Brady Bunch. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

What? Oh god no I don't look like that. Hahah ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Would you rethink that if you were deeply attracted and in love with someone (not casual fling)? Personally, I wouldn't know how to react if it happened--I'd play it by ear. An ex g-friend of mine is facing this very situation with a Hep-A/Hep-B carrier who I also know and I talk to both of them frequently. Although it's not as serious as say, syph or HIV, it did have her in a corner as to what to do. But she loves him enough to overcome all that. I have to say that's mighty powerful if you're willing to cross that bridge. Attraction is one thing, but love is another and it's extremely powerful, you'd do almost anything to keep feeling that good. Just talkin' about this makes me remember all the bouts of seperation anxiety I used to have. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Ok. With the lights on. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Aww. Well, let's go stop smoking together. I'll go buy the beer. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Sex is a good substitute for smoking! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I get the "how u durrin'" vibes from married women every now and then. I can't force myself to want to do anything but just say "hi" and move on. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Hmm that makes me wonder why women have more than one kid to begin with.... doesn't all that nightmarish hell race through your mind as you're getting boinked? All I have to hear is a toddler scream on the TV and that does it for me... game over ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I cut back... but when I quit again will be the 5th time I've tried! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

They kicked in right away for me... but i was horny to begin with so it was really funny. I wanted to stop everything and do it everywhere... uh oh!!... I haven't been on a 20 year pregnancy have I? I bet you made your husband tired. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I'm jonesin' for Marlboro27s right about now. And to think I used to smoke Pall Mall unfiltereds. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.