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How many hours do you usually sleep at night?
christoofar replied to Superman32's topic in The Bonfire
With that much sleep you're more likely to start gaining weight and feel hungry more often. Fo shizzle ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. -
Best/funniest quotes from DZ.com threads!
christoofar replied to VanillaSkyGirl's topic in The Bonfire
I'm a recovering Catholic (don't ask)... but I believe in HIM. But I couldn't pass up a shirt with this logo on it... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. -
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christoofar replied to VanillaSkyGirl's topic in The Bonfire
OK, so maybe I shouldn't have corrected it. It was funny. Ya'll know I can't type because I learned from JTVAL and WINGIE If the spell decker on you computer says its spelled correctly than it is. R.I.P. EXACTLY Oh shit that wasn't from the penis thread was it? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. -
Him: "Ok, TRY not to look at her boobs. UGH! Dammit, TRY not to..." ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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BUMP. Thought I'd bump up a blast from the past earliy. There's also another post from Yoshi two pages away from where this one was "Hottest DZ.commer of the Year".... I guess we don't veer off topic too much in here.
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This reminds me of the Southpark where Kyle went on the quest to kill the heart of Wal-Mart. "I am the heart of Wal-Mart. I have many faces. Does THIS suit you? How about THIS?" ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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I was walking through Battery Park City last month; checking out sneaker the and the hip hop stores. Try this experiement yourself the next time you are in Manhattan (if you are happening to be near the WTC site): Take the 1 train down to Battery Park. Walk up Church street or West street after you come up to street level. You will see a Starbucks every other block, for about 19 blocks extending from Century 21 on Vesey St. In some spots you can see 5 or 6 starbucks if you look far enough down the street all the way to Union Square. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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Way to go JT! I always wanted to be an uncle (instead of "step") Dang illigitimate kids ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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The FAA watches us. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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From your own words, it sounds like it is dissolving already. Find a marriage counselor (religious or not) if you're truly interested in saving it. Giving up skydiving isn't going to cure it. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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I'm pretty much agreeing with the people recommending that you don't give up skydiving. C'mon. Why is she thinking if she takes this away from you it will make things happy-ever-after? It's not. What is the real reason she wants you to give this up? It can't be because she's petrified you'd die? She would have butted heads with you a LONG time ago and in a much more forceful way. I haven't seen anyone who'se given up skydiving come back and say "you know what, that was the best thing for my marriage it SURE was putting a strain on it, fo shizzle!" If I were in your shoes, I would counter her (if there were no kids in the picture) and question her motives. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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I use that word frequently. What's more irritating is that girls, especially the ones younger than 26 are STILL stuck in Valley Girl world (which came out about the same time as Fast Times). I just wanna shake the next woman I hear using: - The word "like" as an adverb "He like SO went there, girl!" - This like "adverb" with an adjective, sometimes even in a prepositional phrase. For example: "Like, totally!" - An exclamatory phrase with the "like" adverb and trying to turn it into a participal phrase. Like, OH MY GOD! So, like shatup already cuz like I totally want to smak you in the face when you're like talking to like your ex-boyfriend and stuff and it like TOTALLY drives me up the wall because we're eating dinner. Like, O-M-G. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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I think Ronco makes an umbrella that's sure to keep ya dry from 2 mile long, 1,200 foot high wall of water. If it doesn't you can always return it at the sto. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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Is that what the voices in your head tell you Jan? Marsha marsha marsha! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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And if you live next to the coastline and the asteroid strikes water... get an umbrella... there's going to be some water coming. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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Well, it worked didn't it? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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Well you're supposed to be SKYDIVING on the weekends, riiiight? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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Even scarier than that... If a major landslide occurs in the Canary Islands (they are volcanic) it could produce a very large tsunami (miles across and hundreds of feet high). Several geologists have mentioned cite one particular volcano in the Canaries that has a major fault along its crest with the western facade slipping away. Should a large chuck of the volcano slip into the ocean rapidly, the resulting tsunami from that would affect most of the east coast. Good side is that we'll have 8 hours notice before the wave comes. The threat is very real, but impossible to predict (the last eruption on the volcano they sited was in the late 1940s and the land only slipped about 1 meter). ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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If you want to go to New York City from Islip you'll need to catch a cab to the LIRR station, I think it's Ronkonkoma station. I've done it before several years ago, about an hour and 45 minute train trip. When you board the train it will be almost empty, but by the time you are in Jamaica you'll wanna get off cuz it's packed with all sorts of weirdos and frumpy rich kids from the Hamptons who couldn't get permission to take daddy's car out to go party hopping. TAKE A WALKMAN WITH YOU! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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Except for me it took me an hour to get it ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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Following the inspiration here. After all, what a better place to mix personal hygiene with skydiving gear talk? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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God NOW I get it... hahahaha I'm such a dork. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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Well if they're not mostly straight enough for skydiving there is always the Marines. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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Hey that's pretty accurate! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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Guess that makes me a real man. OMG Price is Right reruns R on TV! Be back later I wanna see the Korean lady win the motor home!! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.