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FYI...Sangiro usually deletes boobie threads that have a lot of pictures in them. It's not really the direction he wants the site to go in and points out that there are many sites on the internet built specifically for that purpose if you want to view those pictures. If the pee pee thread keeps waking from the dead I'm sure it will get the Lorena Bobbitt, too eh? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

For me? Ears. Definately the ears. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

You are going to have soreness. After you start noticing some gains, your attitude about the soreness will actually change (you'll start to get worried when you aren't sore when you think you should be). Trust me on that one. The best way to change your body shape is weight training, NOT aerobics. Fuck the Yoga. Screw Pilates... all of that. Yes, even a woman needs freeweights and a bench. There are many different workout plans that will work for your body type. You could do Body-For-Live (5-day, intense weight training every other day, cardio inbetween), or you can put a 8-10 minute cardio session before you start to workout with weights for 35-60 minutes. When you go to the gym, pick just two muscle groups you want to exercise. Do 3-4 exercises for that group of 3 sets for each exercise, 6-8 repetitions in each set. Don't skimp on the weight. Use the most weight that will still allow you to complete the exercise with good form. The thighs and the abs are the areas women complain about most frequently. But, you can't "spot train" that area to get your tummy size to shrink. It's not going to happen. You need to put on muscle. Why? Because muscle requires more calories to maintain than fat does. The more muscle you have on you, the more energy your body needs and the amount of fat that you do have will decrease. Will you look like Xena doing weight training? Hardly. If you keep it up you will change your figure, become slender, and get that six pack

Heh just what I suspected... YOU ARE 53 % ASSHOLE/BITCH ! You are abrasive, some people really hate you, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that you hang out with and get you. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

don't feel bad - I failed on Saturday... had a couple then. BUT... it's a new week, less temptations to smoke (read: not going out drinking) so I'm still trying... how'd our other quitters do? I lucked out... I'm almost over my cold so I went ahead with visiting friends Sunday before I leave for good (to PA). But it so nutty on the drive up with the freeway being shutdown and sitting in traffic for HOURS, I couldn;t resist picking up the pack and smoking a few. By the time I finally got to Austin I was bouncing around from one place to other and smoking in betwwen. First at a Thai restaurant, then a gay bar, then off to another restaurant where Casie got me drunk! Damn Goldschlager. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

OMFG!!!!!!

(lame joke warning) Please don't kill me. T-shirt I saw said this: JERSEY GIRLS AREN'T TRASH. (trash gets picked up) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

No kiddin ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Are you near NYC? Jeeez do you have to ask that? Shopping!!! Hahahaha ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Girl, just slap on a nice strapless top and hit the town. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I can't it's raining. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Oy... please don't start a "Let me see your beautiful naked hairy ass" thread... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Besides the wife bitching that is. I got Basement Jaxx - Red Alert cranked up really loud... pissing off the neighbors! (The one from the HUMMER commercial) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Hmmm I dunno... I do embarrasing stuff every day. I going nude for dz.com was already enough for this month. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

You could try faking a call from an attorney and see what happens ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

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troll bait ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Heh. Microsoft didn't completely write FAT, they used help from IBM to do it after M$ sent a prototype of DOS to IBM after Big Blue decided not to use CP/M or the OS for the System/23 in their new microcomputer. I won't even go into how much WindowsNT resembled OS/2 until just the last few years. Ok putting down the nerd stick now.... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Mmmm smoking crack is baaaad, m'kay? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I've known a few skydivers who've managed to go on family tandems.... whole immediate family is on jump run. Now THAT is cool. Can you imagine mom, dad, sis, bro, cuz, etc all on the same jumprun doing their first tandem??? Talk about family bonding! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Sorry Keith hahaha Q. How many gay guys does it take to change a light bulb. A. 2. One straight guy actually does the work, one gay guy to admire at his ass, and the other gay guy to critize how he's doing it until he gets it right, then screams out "faaabulous!" Q. How do you know you have a gay skydiver in your midst? A. You overhear a man asking a legitimate question: "Does this canopy make my ass look fat???" (hmm I've done that when I jumped a big Triathlon ) Q. What does a horse eat? A. Haaaaaaaaaaayyy! Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!". The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!" ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

One minute you agree to go down there.... 5 seconds later she's sitting on your face and ya can't breathe! mmgpgmgpmhphmhhpmpm!!!! It's all good ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

At least I'm a sexy nerd. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Isn't that a convenience store in New Jersey? And southwestern Pennsylviania. I couldn't believe it when I went to go the hotel desk in Philadelphia and asked where I could get some antacid and a newspaper and she said "at the WAWA, HOOONEEEEY" I just shook my head and left the building... and there it was... The Wa Wa. Amazing. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Hmm... if she didn't cum I'll go down on her until she does... or at least asks me to stop LOL ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.