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Oh my goodness! I can't believe I forgot one of my faovrites (Remi will give me crap for this one): DONUTS!!!!!! And, yes, I love sweets!!! I'm the Anti-Atkins poster child! I'm still trying to find the chocolate beer! I heard it's pretty good! I found the chocolate vodka. Had it for Thanksgiving. It was so weird it was clear but if you closed your eyes and drank it you'd think you were drinking hot Hershey's ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

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That first photo looks like it could go up as a Cingular ad in a subway station. "My Drunk Dial At Home Plan" ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Hmm so ya had this thread bookmarked! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

As a follow up... I pulled silver on a rent rig. Lost one handle and had to pay for that and also paid the repack costs. The reserve had to be replaced which the DZ ate that cost. Considering there wasn't an AAD in it when I used the reserve I think it was something like $60 bucks I had to pay, nothing major. It was the hospital bill copay for out-of-network emergency care that really got me. Who'd a thunk it would cost $400 to put a shoulder back into a socket? I can do it on my own when I dislocate it now and it costs me $0! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Check the rental agreement that you signed, if you signed one at all. If you signed an RA then you are obligated to do whatever the RA says; it's a contract between you and the DZO. If this did not happen before you used the rental gear, then you need to make an arragement with the DZO for restitution. Try not to go for buying the DZ a completely new main if that wasn't a brand new main you were jumping. The value of the main depreciated before you jumped it, so what you should be paying should be less than the original cost. The DZO is not going to let you get a main, its his rental gear. So talk with the DZO and ask about your options. Example: If the new one is going to cost $1,000 and the one in the rig was due to be replaced May of next year and is 2 years old, has had some punctures fixed and been relined, you may just need to contribute less than $500 towards the cost of a new one. If that was a new main in that rig... oh boy... try to make a deal with the DZO. You could buy the complete rig off the DZO and that becomes your new rig! Stick a new main in and buy an AAD for it. I'm sure you'll work something out. If this is your home DZ, your DZO wouldn't spill milk over something like this. Hmm maybe I can start a gear insurance company for skydivers who keep losing their shit? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

No need. Some of us have grown up and are confident in our sexuality. We like to look, and at times, like to show. It's those that read, and then are "embarrased for all of us" that need to loosen up. I'm considering a full body shot au natural in my new rig. I'm no hardbody, but I like me. Why not share? It's not like I'm forcing anyone that might "be embarrased" to click on the picture. Well said. Although when asked the last time I posted the "goodies" a while back, it took me some thought but it's mostly because I was pretty fugly several years ago when i was overweight. When I look at photos of when I was 19/20... all I can say to myself now is "what the F was I THINKING?!?!?" But... now I'm not that way anymore. Woo hoo!

Well if I was current I'd be living in a trailer on the DZ and have my tandem raits; need to go under the knife this winter for the shoulder but if skydiving wasn't an option... maybe crochet, knitting... or maybe making paper maiche bunnies... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

There's too much blood in my caffiene system. Why caffiene is good for you: 1) it's nature's dieuretic 2) who needs calcium? have some potassium! because... 3) you need xtra potassium to lift more in the gym 4) it keeps me from violently killing people. instead, with coffee and Jolt I just sit at my easel and paint happy little trees... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

When I had my cat I bought it a new litter box for Xmas. Well it wasn't for Xmas but happened to be December 26 and his old one... I tried to bleach that mofo THREE fuckin' times and could not get the stench out. C'est la vie. Now he has to learn to crap outside, I gave him away to my cousin. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I like eating cookie dough when I don't workout or have been eating junk all day. It's so tempting to buy when I pass it in the store... why bake it? Just eat it straight out of the can ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I'll take Shadow Stevens for the win, Alex! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I've been off and on with land lines. San Antonio had good phone service and never did have my phone go out. With my cell it goes out now and then and sometimes people can't even call (It wont even roll to voicemail!) I had the best luck in the TX boondocks with Nextel, but up in the Northeast it seems like Verizon has the best coverage. I was surprised to not drop a call while I was driving through the Holland tunnel a few weeks ago, but as soon as I emerged in Chinatown it went kaput. Oh well. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

You know better than to surf for porn on here, we're perverted! The clue for this post is [ A D A M ] ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

How about TV? Get Strangers With Candy... all 3 seasons. It is SO hilarious! Amy Sedaris ROCKS!!! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

What's sauce for the goose... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Since when? I think skymama would override anything remster would say about manporn

He's all talk, but no walk. Hahahah Same goes for quite a few ladies here. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

There's a company in New Braunfels, TX called "Checks In the Mail" they might be able to use your own photos ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Besides India, you can also go to Thailand, which is actually CHEAPER than India! Wear something cool if you go (don't wear shorts though)... it's always 85F or higher. Pattaya beach is always open and there's quite a bit of eye candy there. Just beware of the Thai women who harass you for sex. They shout "FAHLANG!" at you. HIV is a big problem in Thailand so steer clear from that mess. Other than that bad part, it is a VERY beautiful country and the people love westerners like crazy--they will want to practice their "Engrish" on you they learned in school. The exchange rate is something like 45 baht to a dollar, and you can live on about 60-100 baht a day, less if you leave Bangkok and venture out. There are dropzones in Thailand and they admire skydivers and BASE jumpers. A year or so ago Bangkok had a very cool big way directly over the city river to celebrate the King's birthday. They love skydivers.

hee, hee -- were you Christoofar?? Were you pumped? Do you use a pump? LMAO, bwwaaaahhhhaaaahhhaaaa!! Good one... lol. Was I pumped? Yes of course Was I using a pump? No of course not I know God is punishing me right now, I know He is... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

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You just HAD to go there What's even more embarassing is when you go out for drinks with (named withheld to protect the guilty) then they tell you they gotta split they're going to go review your nekkid pic on DZ.com. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

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