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Fake? What-ev-er! Must...not...post...link!!! Must...resist...urge...to...post...link!!! u brave soul ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

well it'd be my apartment fo sho... i worked hard the last few years and now im in a really nice building and in a fairly nice city (Phila). Plus I haven't bothered with extending my rent insurance but this building must be at least 90 years old (used to be a department store)... so it's going nowhere. Famous last words, rite? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Hint: don't say "San Fran" in front of locals they hate it.. use "frisco" you wont get the lip flap ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

OMG you make it sound like a scene from Alien ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

It hasn't gotten cold here in Pennsylvania yet... although on Thanksgiving it was raining like a mofo.. at least in Long Island it was (where I was yesterday). I actually hope it snows for Christmas. i don't need to use my car so I'm good. Bring it on!

Let's embarass Antifnsocial shall we? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Fake? What-ev-er! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I've already posted the money shot on here... I'll post something less... "frightening" ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Awww come on... we would really like to see the better pics too. Although this pic is rather nice. Ugh isn't this a rehash of some older threads? My full frontal naked pics are already up here for all to see. Just do a search ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

a few songs that get me horny (more so when I'm drunk) Pussy Control - Prince Almost every song recorded by Skunkweed (except Mexican Wrestler, for some reason that song disturbs me) One song that is very erotic (saxophone instrumental / with no words): Europa - Earth's Cry Heaven's Smile - Gato Barbiere Gato rules

Ok. Enough of this. I'll just say my usual quote to this nonsense and leave it at that. ---- DR JOYCELYN ELDERS' SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING ---- Each instance of listening to whining about secondhand smoke consumes 30 seconds where you could have done something meaningful with your life. If you also need more help interpreting my opinion, see the attached image. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

The best kissing is when you both know when to go slow and when to go ape-monkey on each other. Staring into the eyes right before you kiss makes it feel very electric. I like the soft kissing but I love it when it leads into lip-biting and goes down to the neck (and the hands going everywhere ) and behind the ear.

I'd have to say pornkitty and chaoskitty. Anybody who loves hard liquor is sexy, and they are certainly sexy! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

pestule (as in "running pestule") ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I may run around the packing tent nekkid for a jump ticket, but I have money so no need. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Yeah you were pretty buzzed last night. I was a bit buzzed too but no hangover, haven't had a hangover in years. It usually takes me about 12 before I start feeling the love the next morning. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Definately not me then ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Not in Center City though (Phila). ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

And what if the radio fails to work? Ed I had a jumpmaster accidentally pick out the wrong student (two of us were doing our first AFF jump and he thought I was the other student)... on my first AFF jump I had to land on my own. Because I could tell around 150 feet off the ground he got the wrong person. (Especially at 70 feet when I heard "FLARE!") Jumpmaster sure felt some humility after that! :-) For the last 50 feet I did what I was told in ground school and landed in a clear and open area, but the flare could have been better. After that happened, my confidence level about landings was through the roof.

That's AWESOME! I'll be on 13th and Chestnut across from Lord 'n Taylor! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Well, I guess I give up my "Texas citizenship" today. Kinda nervous. I've spent so many years in South and "Deep South Texas", which everyone knows it's really just Mexico but on the map it says it's in the United States. I think when I was in Philly looking for apartments I may... *may* have seen one honest-to-God Mexican citizen amongst the sea of Puerto Ricans and other immigrants in the neighborhoods up there. I dunno how I will survive. No one speaks TexMex up there. You can't just wake up Saturday morning and go to Las Palapas for your breakfast taco fix. And WTF is "scrapple?" People eat pancakes and waffles and shit??! What kind of civilazation can go around eating things that aren't dunked in Tabasco sauce and no bounty of fresh pico by the bucket at H-E-B? I'm frightened of the tortillas they got up there. I think I'll just bust out my rolling pin and make my own like I used to before you could buy them at the 'sto. Oh Jesus and I forgot about Christmas. I already called my mother and she's going to dry-ice my Christmas tamales for me and have them shipped up north. I think I'll be the only white person in Pennsylvania who is actually afriad of the Chupacabara. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I'm 6' ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

This is a problem in states where the no-pass on right is a rule. In Texas it is not the rule, however in others passing on the right-hand side is a big no-no so the left lane should be vacant most of the time (ha). ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

GO KATIE GO! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Glucosamine is actually more effective than creatine for reducing soreness and it also lubes your joints. It should be taken immediately after a workout. One big plus for women: it won't cause that much water retention (creatine does) and you can get it in forms that taste good. On creatine dosing... don't get any liquid form, there's not enough dosage there in most liquid creatine mixtures that amount to any use. You have to buy the gritty white talcum powder stuff and "hide" it in something you throw in the blender. Creatine is also best used in cycles. Lay off of it after a few months after you've noticed significant strength gains. I've broken a lot of weightlifting plateaus simply by going back on the loading phase of creatine when I've hit a skid. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.