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  1. christoofar
    I'm dying from allergies here. Congestion so bad my ears are plugged up and now I talk funny, sore throat starting to set in, too... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  2. christoofar
    All seriousness aside, DZ.COM isn't really the place to be trashing a DZ (unless it's Skydive Las Vegas ). But I think the original posting wasn't touching much on the DZ itself, mostly the people (regulars) who were there; which is more of a personal nature and didn't have anything to do with how the DZ is owned or operated. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    Hmm I wonder who Nameless is, who only has one post and no DZ listed? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  4. christoofar
    Hmm if you use the pet's name and the middle name you'd get Duke Lee That may work... in a Velveeta Western ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  5. christoofar
    I make awesome tortillas from scratch. And no I won't shoot you if you try to steal them. You may get molested, but that's about it! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  6. christoofar
    Hahaha... "chris too far" is good enuf for me. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  7. christoofar
    Heh at least they lived. Try this fatal incident on for size. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  8. christoofar
    Hey mama, need a hot roofer? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  9. christoofar
    LOL... this has turned into the Naked Skydivers In The Shower Thread. I'm flattered that I'm an inspiration in creativity. So now when do I get to shower with everyone who PM'd me? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  10. christoofar
    And we wouldn't want it any other way!!! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  11. christoofar
    You're not alone. Look on the bright side... cliques fall apart, people move on and some people that gave you a hard time in the past probably won't even be in skydiving in a few years--things change. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  12. christoofar
    I'm SO thankful my parents stayed married (and still are). Basically, as the age of 9 or so at the end of a bitter argument I asked out loud "if you guys hate each other so much, why don't you just get divorced and get over yourselves?" My mother replied, "we're too G-damed POOR to get divorced!!!" How true that was. They're so old now, they can't function without each other, even if they do bitch and argue a lot. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  13. christoofar
    You didn't see the other thread? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  14. christoofar
    Time to switch to George Dickel or just start drinking house brandy. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  15. christoofar
    I wonder why that is. The boobie thread is buried several dozen pages deep now. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  16. christoofar
    To the Tune of "Song That Never Ends" (WB Animaniacs) This is the thread that never ends... People post and post again, Someone opens an attachment, not knowing what it was, And then they see a pee-pee and start staring just because This is the thread that never ends... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  17. christoofar
    Next thing you know there will be a Valley Girl Keyboard. Pretty pink with white keys: [WHAT] [EV] [ER] [OMG] [LIKE] [SpaceBar] [!] [Enter] The numeric keypad features: [TOTALLY] [Enter] ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  18. christoofar
    Ooo that's a good idea... I think I'll hang on to my old Sabre 230 then... it's RWB can use it to decrorate the living room wall with ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  19. christoofar
    Heavyweight sucks. I'm a heavyweight; I hate driving drunk people home (and then having to drive them back to their cars the next day). I just drink enough until I notice the lightweights start to lose it and then I duck out and head home and let someone else deal with it. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  20. christoofar
    Could only read a few lines before I felt the dry heaves. Sick. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  21. christoofar
    Our dress code @ work changed to allow all denim now and shirts w/o collers (yay). First day on this new code I showed up with a knit shirt that must have shrunk and some baggy jeans. Well, that combo wasn't good... my underwear band was showing. I had put on a pair of these which was an especially bad idea cuz they ride up when you move around. Looked like a gangbanger and got ridiculed all day! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  22. christoofar
    I'm at work clutching a box of cleenex hopped up on energy drinks and Claritin... trying to stare at some C# code I need to have finished before the week is out. So far my head is so dizzy and my muscles sore from gym all I can think about is sleep. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  23. christoofar
    ...if ya live anywhere from San Antonio to Houston down to Brownsville then ya gotta worry bout 'em This is my favorite site for Houston of all time (big laughs there) Not to mention in Texas all the.. - hail storms - random tornados - sand storms (west tx) - smoke haze from the Mexican burning season (Brownsville to San Antonio) - droughts (remember the 80s?) - mega-large cockroaches (coastal bend) Godda love it. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  24. christoofar
    ...and its cedar fever! I think I'm digesting more Claritin, Nostrilla and Aleve than I am food! Ugh! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  25. christoofar
    If you don't sign up, then HH will lock up the penis and the boobie threads so you can't see em. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.