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  1. christoofar
    I'm staring at more boxes that I have to finish packing and tape up. Next up is a mattress that needs to go down a flight and a 1/2 a football field length... was putting it off but now I guess I have to do it before it gets too dark ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    Well, it just doesn't "wobble" ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    Sucks coder. Least your lights are still on (for now) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    Swooping & Canopy control ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    I've already seen enough relatives marry, divorce, marry, redivorce, and remarry. I'mma gonna just wait it out until I'm past 30, maybe even 35 and have less time to put up with going through that cycle. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    Horny girl. This has become Chippendale's now... except we got rigs on. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    Anyone working in the airline industry has already heard this, but it's still funny non-the-less. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    It's Shirley Q. Liquor, she's funny. Find EBONICS AIRLINES and listen ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    Aiiigigighgghh!!!! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    Sexy shoes in the first picture ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    I just called up there and they've sent the planes away too. Doesn't really matter, we have low, grey clouds anyway. I don't want to appear sensationalist, but I am afriad that this one is packing a TON of moisture (NOAA). The wind damage may not be bad on the coastline, but if you are in a low lying area you should be very prepared. My friends in Corpus Christi went through Alice, Celia, Mitch, Allen and Gilbert, they know to get the FUCK out! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    With antibacterial Neosporin, that's no longer a good argument. I've roadrashed my hairy legs to no end and never got infected. And when I crashed my face into asphalt on a bike I had a full beard going (mind you that DID suck trying to shave my beard... I also got an "artificial" cleft in my chin now thanks to that) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    I tried that once, but I found the bumps and leg pimples (I'm a hairy bastard below the waist) too be too painful to put up with... so I'd rather just rub oil or lotion on my quads before I put the shorts on to keep the chafing down. Of course... anybody who knows me knows that I am a terrible cyclist anyway... I crashed and burned a year or so ago on a little huffy bike @ WFFC (ok I had beer)... road rashed up my right side of my face and got knocked out for about 15 minutes! The burn pain was so awful the only way the thumping pain would go away was at altitute with the cold air, so I was raping my credit cards to get jump tickets like crazy!! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    You're still in that apt in east Las Vegas? Dude! There's development going on all over the city move further away outta that sheeiaaat! Or if you hit a small sizeable jackpot at O'Sheas', put down a bit for one of those condo towers on the strip. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    FUCK JT! Man if that happened to my baby 01 Mustang conv. I would be CRYING in my guacamole right now!!!! Glad to hear it's been found. But knowing Vegas, you won't want the car back anyway. Go get it and drive it for a couple days while you get your new one. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    Welcome to the insane asylum! So true, so true ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    I dunno, does it? Mine doesn't I do squats. It's tight. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    My favorite food when travelling is all the crap in Waffle House. I LOVE Waffle House I wish San Antonio didn't have Jim's. The cramped, the loud obnoxious waitresses (remember Flo), and the ever vexing question when you walk into the place... "How You Durrrin'???" ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    I took out my full first name and now it's more like it! Nibbles Drunkenpaws! That is totally me ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    Ugh, I don't like mine. Doctor Fluffyfart? I'm not going to even try to explain that. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    That sounds more like bilking than it does a fine. Pay the legal fee and move on is one thing, but forcing citizens to "donate" to things aginst their will sounds more like extortion. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    Even when the issue is not skydiving related and you aren't on the weighty side of the scale when it comes to experience? Wait you're from Houston... let me guess... that would be a yes ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    Only one member? Ugh, nope! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    Don't look at me like I have any ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  25. christoofar
    ....boobies, vaginas, bras, thongs,...go on Jeff....it's ok... No that's Adam, honey ...... ~R+R...Jeff, you are awesome! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.