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  1. christoofar
    Oh this is easy... the POOR ONE! The poor one is gonna "werk it" more, just ask Anna Nicole Smith. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    I've seen that happen before, too.. the bruise you get afterwards is pretty fugly and it seems like it never wants to go away... did hers change colors, too? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  3. christoofar
    Yes Adam, just not in that BRA. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  4. christoofar
    Shit I'm caught in a loop and I got 2000 windows on my screen... where is it??? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  5. christoofar
    Oh that's just SICK. I love it. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  6. christoofar
    How can be lonely, there's always Jerry Springer to keep ya company! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  7. christoofar
    Yeah, those US blood techs only think one thing ("ewe those Brits are infected with all sorts of germies.... yuk!") ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    Never heard of such a thing, but I'm sure it's just like any other water landing (little/no wind in the eye). But how would you get picked up without a ship going through the muck on the sea surface... and AFAIK you wouldn't have a helicopter available to pick you up. I guess you would have to attempt to do it after it makes landfall, and THAT's where it would be tricky. It would be interesting to do it... almost like what's his face who parachuted onto the top of Devil's Tower in WY... he had to sit on top of that thing for a few days and eat air-dropped food since it took a while for people on the ground to figure out how to rescue the guy. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    Good Lord.... glad to hear y'all made it okay! Hurricanes suck I've been through enough of them. Even when my folks in Corpus left for Gilbert it managed to swing tornados all over San Antonio and wipe out a lot of buildings (and a few people) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    I agree, NOT the way to treat a lady... even if the lady may be pierced beyond all recognition!
  11. christoofar
    Dude. Skydiving IS dangerous. The quicker you accept this, the safer you'll be. _Am Agreed. As long as your close relatives and friends can accept it (and they will after time), then you're fine. Who cares what the clowns at the office think? They're going home every night to their boring lives. What fun is that? FYI Neosporin rocks I kept it in my bag while when I was a student jumper and jumping in shorts. It also worked great when I got drunk and plowed into the asphalt @ 2001WFFC (ON A BICYCLE) and road rashed up the whole right side of my face like hamburger meat, too (at least it felt good when jumping... cold unpressurized air feels great) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  12. christoofar
    I feel for ya... I mean, everytime I go to Texaco it's "Hey Mr. Peanut Eating Cigarette Smoking Nutter Butter Gatorade Man!" Why not "Mr. Gas Buying Lotto Ticket Scratching Nearly Naked No I Dont Have Change For the Air Hose Man!" ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT! That is some spooky stuff, man. Especially the last guy, with the destroyed vertebrae. Lucky to even be ALIVE, and it says he's made "hundreds of jumps since the incident"! WOW! Blue skies, -Jeffrey Isn't that last Xray of TomAiello's? I remember him posting it on dropzone long time ago... that got me VERY interested in BASE after I saw that, believe it or not. Still wouldn't BASE though... I need my right shoulder operated on after it twisted out of socket in a skydive... KNOCK ON WOOD managed to keep that shoulder in its socket for a year now and it hasn't come out even with weightlifting. Hope to be back in the sky soon! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  14. christoofar
    You are probably better off just busting down a cost estimate breakdown for him. (Think the feature grids you see in PC magazines) Sounds like you are dealing the PHB type (pointy-haired boss). If you run it like a car salesman perhaps he'd be more inclined to take the most technically maintainable solution instead of duct-tape. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    Holy shit you're in Halifax... how many times can you jump a year w/o having to migrate south? I can think of only one city colder, Edmonton! GOD DAMN it's cold there!!! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    I listened to the sample... It's kinda funny, but it didn't sound like a good song for stripping to... Goofy Austin hippies. Hahah true, hard to strip tease to their songs... but I've seen it accomplished before. Lords of Acid is probably the best though... just hearing the kitty meow and "I wanna pet your pussy everybody sez it's nice..." I have yet to not hear their stuff played or remixed when I step outside my apartment and go out. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    Hahah, I tried not to make that face when I clicked the mouse to take it... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    You don't want to go there Clay, they don't have sheep ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  19. christoofar
    EW does that man have a vagina?...wait...vagina...man....wait a second... that's no man!!! HRT gone horribly, horribly wrong eh? Hey didn't I see this male camel toe at Treasure Island (attached)? Wondered why the kids where staring and pointing! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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    Scroll down and look for "Pelvis" HAHHAAA ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  21. christoofar
    Ok Look at Meyer2.jpg and tell me that was NOT photoshopped. The left nipple and the right don't even match up! hahaha ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  22. christoofar
    Nice choices! Anything being played by Skunkweed is also good. They have a song called Tittie Bar which totally 0wns. Skunkweed ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  23. christoofar
    I still want a skybabe to paint my toenails. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  24. christoofar
    ROFL I just fell of my chair (LITERALLY!!) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  25. christoofar
    Oh my... I can't believe I'm doing this! I'm sure I'll regret it later but whatever! Mmm naughty feet with the tat SLURP! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.