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ATTN: Ladies, do you want to see naked guy post whore glory?
christoofar replied to KawiZX900's topic in The Bonfire
you exhibitionist Aren't we all in some way? Mine is post-whoring, Clay's is sheep. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. -
I need a new job (resume attached) - can you help me?
christoofar replied to skydiverek's topic in The Bonfire
Dallas seems to be exploding as far as IT jobs go. Lots of Java C# software jobs. I do have expert knowledge in that stuff since I used to code in Delphi (which is what the new .NET architecture is mimicking). But... I am more interested in healthcare (HIPAA Transaction) since it pays SO much more money. Once you get into an IT job, LEARN THE BUSINESS that you're writing your software for. It will help you stay in your current position and also put you up for raises quicker. You'll also be less likely to be laid off or be replaced with outsourced workers if you have more internal company knowledge in your brain. My field is in insurance and healthcare, so I spent a lot of years racking myself with the complexities of medical billing (seems harder than income tax). But now its paying off. Good luck! -
ATTN: Ladies, do you want to see naked guy post whore glory?
christoofar replied to KawiZX900's topic in The Bonfire
bump! (hoping a certain someone gets off work early to catch this) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. -
Cheers to ya!!! Hahah you don't get away so fast ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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Anita Hummer? Anita Rentpayment, too. Not as bad as: Anita Jackoff Buster Hymen Cleotis Bushwhacker ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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At least you weren't low enough to say "yeah I donate sperm... (to anyone who wants it)" donating blood is hella-cool... I love watching the bag fill up I feel like Tarzan. Even funner is when I fake fainting out... I've come up with some good antics that have scared the LVNs at the SoTex blood 'n tissue center enough times that they've put a mark in my file ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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I get my arm poked in the needle riligiously. I just feel sorry for the poor sap who gets my blood... it's full of nicotene and alchohol ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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I can whip up some C# code that makes use of some neat classes in System.Net.dll that can make sure the thread never does, but sangiro will kill me. I wish the board software could publish the forum content in XML, I'd rather have it in an RSS feed, that way I could post whore 8x as fast as I do now Ok enuf geekspeak ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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Another song that won't go out of my head.... Frankie Smith - Double Dutch Bus What is it with that song?!?!?! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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Nah I'm not brave, just crazy/stupid/retarted (whichever one my friends feel like using). My favorite self-describing adjective now is Shirley Q. Liquor's "ignunt" and "ignunt-ASS" Well, did ya at least get compliments? LOL Oh yes hoping for an offer, though ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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Well shoot... us catholics don't have a chance then.... (hah like I'd be seen at Wed night mass) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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Hey you can't have the priviledge of killing this thread... that's mine! (POST) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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Hahaha... about an hour earlier I inflated the penis thread... but I see it's gone flaccid again. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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Nah I'm not brave, just crazy/stupid/retarted (whichever one my friends feel like using). My favorite self-describing adjective now is Shirley Q. Liquor's "ignunt" and "ignunt-ASS" ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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If you search hard enough, my 2 different belly rings are on here somewhere. Ok c'mon that's sad... be free! Open yourself up to new things... and be sure to have a 2.5 megapixel or higher camera with you or at least a live webcam ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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Y'all are the ones with the "beef", I don't have any of it. Besides, I never said I would if you would. You just volunteered! Aww I was hoping for at least something... a moist t-shirt, maybe u in a nice hot sweater, maybe some f-me pumps ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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I was wondering the same thing. People tell me they play it all the time in Pennsylvania and there's this team... the Penguins? Never heard of it. I guess I'll find out in a couple weeks since I'm moving up there. And to think the only time I've ever lived with snow as the 3 weeks I spent this year in Yellowstone, and that one time in 1985 when it snowed all over Texas... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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Hey skymama, I posted my goods... where's the beef? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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What happens when you get a speeding ticket in your state?
christoofar replied to sunshine's topic in The Bonfire
Ooo you need to show us one of those open-teeth smiles and naughty sweater photos ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. -
Is THAT what ya call it? Hahaha nah.... I don't bare a grudge either (oh wait yea I did, the penis thread ) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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Skunkweed - Big Booty Woman (very cool San Antonio band they are awesome) George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic - We Got 'da Funk Afroman - Cuz I was high I also like The Kinks - Lola (scary lyrics but it's a catchy tune) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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What happens when you get a speeding ticket in your state?
christoofar replied to sunshine's topic in The Bonfire
If you drive in Texas, you can speed all you want 5-10mph above the speed limit in built up areas, but never off the interstate. If you get caught in Comal County, your ass goes straight to county jail even weren't speeding but if you say the words "I wasn't speeding!" (you will be seen as combative and get lots more charges filed on you, better to just say nothing other than "uh huh" and "okay") In New Braunfels (also Comal Co) the city police is much more tolerant, but if you see a car or SUV with green stripes on it and a light bar, you better be driving like a grandma!!! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. -
I know mine does.......as can be seen from my comments in the "Fuck Buddy" thread. Well Clay, then post your weiner on the penis thread and see what PMs you get! (leave out the ones with the sheep, though) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
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ATTN: Ladies, do you want to see naked guy post whore glory?
christoofar replied to KawiZX900's topic in The Bonfire
I hope that's a good thing! hhahaha ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. -
Just hope you never have to see a real Tampax. I always wondered what the generic version of Allways is called... Somtimes? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.