christoofar

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  1. Well there's the penis thread, which seems to have awoken from it's sleepy cave yet again. I finally got bored and posted mine on there. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  2. What is so frustrating about my ex is that after we split up and got angry at each other the sex got BETTER... there's just no justice If you're still angry, it's "grudge sex".... then there's "make up sex", too.... LOL We never did have make up sex since we never did make up. Though I think all is lost now... for a while she was holding my grudge ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  3. Ok, I'm brave enough to do this. Well, stupid enough to anyway. Don't puke. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  4. What is so frustrating about my ex is that after we split up and got angry at each other the sex got BETTER... there's just no justice ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  5. I'm still a sucker for anything at Girabaldi's Mexican... they're closed for mass though (which is almost every f-in day)... it's in a dive near Kel-Lac in San Antonio Tho I gotta avoid Mexican like the plague now... wanna stay at a 30"w, not a 42" ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  6. Ick. just use the gilette. it won't nick. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  7. Aww it's not yours. I didn't think anybody would be able to swallow a camera this late in the day, so I couldn't think up a prize ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  8. Well you know it's one of those guy "brain teasers"... well some girls would be teased by it, too ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  9. I know IMGR2, and believe me... when he says something like that it's true. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  10. No... even better RUNNING PESTULE ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  11. I think posting the pic of your pee pee probably helped. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  12. OK, who else skimmed the titles and saw "vulva"? Hahahaha I KNEW it, knew it knew it knew it ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  13. The first person who figures out what it is and can successfully take a picture of it wins a prize. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  14. Just saw your sig. Shirley Q! (S)he's so damn funny! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  15. Reboot, what's that? Dudn't work on my machine. Oh wait, I'm on an IBM z-Series mainframe running Linux.... uuppps ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  16. Not work safe... hahahaah ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  17. You know, right now I'm supposed to be writing a bunch of C code right now... but all I can think about is packing up boxes and moving... and the beer I'm gonna drink at Allstars tonight gratis con mi co-irkers ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  18. ROFL that is a PERFECT caption hahhaah Let me guess, autographing at Rantoul? I landed back in the spectators once to avoid the helicopter and had to Sharpie and Vis-a-Vis my way back through the mess to get back to the tents. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  19. WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT, WILLIS? Yeah, I do that to throw people off. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  20. Only in San Antonio... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  21. Ack, I have about 5 years more of weightlifting to do before I could ever look like that and I've only been serious about it for 2 years... (non-steroids) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  22. You asked for it... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  23. I'm just happy not to be putting so much miles on my Mustang conv. It's going in public storage for the winter! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  24. True, a "technicality" ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  25. Mmmm okay nevermind seems like there's an [url http://www.elevator2010.org/site/reference.html]easier[/ur] way to do it