sartre

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  1. Broke, after reading your posts here and on your myspace, I have an important question for you: You know you can't spell for shit, right?
  2. ok, I'll add it but only if someone promises to send my sparkly messages. I like shiny things.
  3. Good to know!! Does that mean I can drink some more?
  4. I thought size didn't matter? Oh yeah, that's just a story men tell each other..... We know the truth!!
  5. yeah, that's a sign alright....that maybe I've had too much to drink, 'cause I can't read it!
  6. you know, there are many alternatives to drinking or cutting up fruit that are much more satisfying as well......I'd suggest following up on one of those!
  7. Well done, Bolas. I do like your sense of humor!!
  8. why is everyone so grouchy lately?
  9. Well, you have to keep doing them after you give birth.
  10. ooh, that makes me soo mad, Turtle-man. I think I may have to sue you. You're on fire tonight!
  11. It's threads like this that make me realize there really needs to be a "Man's Forum".
  12. My sister made a ton of money off of ironing my dad's fatigues. Yeah, leave it to the women to be smart enough to make money off of what a man's too lazy to do!
  13. I'm just here getting my drink on. (Did I really say that?) So I apologize in advance for poor typing that may occur. Some days cocktail hour is absolutely necessary.
  14. ...and you just want her to want to see you naked!!
  15. You've never felt so wronged by an SO that you didn't utter or think something along the lines of "Women suck!" ? Damn, you're a lucky man. I mean turtle.
  16. See, I didn't find this offensive. I think this is frustration and a broken heart talking. And I think that every female pronoun can be replaced with a male pronoun and it's just as true. Depending on your perspective. I think I have an idea how he feels. Haven't we all been there?
  17. . Everything she said. You nailed it, NWFlyer. It's not easy to understand but it's all about poor mental health. Period.
  18. Maybe not, but you'll probably do some other equally stupid thing! Hey, I've never claimed to be the brightest bulb in the bunch.... I kept a tab on her minutes used.....just never dreamed she could ever blow through that many texts (she has 1000 free). She's had it since last October and been fine. My bad for letting her have too much free time when I'm at work during the day. Damn summer vacation!!