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  1. Hey Remi, I had a lot of fun watching you sky freaks do two- and three-way last night. I have something to aspire to. You're way taller than I thought you'd be....somehow I pictured a short, chubby little guy. And your French accent made, "Hey you fat bastard!" actually sound sort of sexy!! And don't believe Carl, he was just too shy to come hang out last night. Mary, if you read this, you really, really rock and thank you for making sure I felt included. You are a whole lot of fun and I can tell you have a heart of gold. Thanks for letting me hang with you guys.
  2. Actually, that's a very hot picture of you!!
  3. ...a brunette wig and a leopard print mini skirt....... (I know it seems random, but it really makes sense...).
  4. Oh, sure brag why don't you? Can I be engaged to one of the instructors? (I know I'm old and I'm already married, but I'm very low maintenance because of those facts).
  5. And why aren't you people working?? I've got to go play chauffeur for the afternoon. Remi, I'll be the really tall brunette wearing the leopard print mini skirt.
  6. LIAR Mary arranged the tunnel time and was in charge of limiting the # of people.....specifically to keep you out. You cheat too much as it is.
  7. Yep, you caught me, Carl. I'm one of those red-neck trailer chicks....you know how we are. Besides, you're too hard to see in the tunnel with your black flight suit and all. And I don't want you making me look bad in the tunnel.
  8. no alcohol before the tunnel!!! Oh, I guess you can drink carl since you're not flying with us!!! I am going to have to see if my hubbie can pick my daughter up from her rehearsal or else I won't be able to make it until 7. Will anyone be interested in drinks afterwards or do I need to try and make it to dinner?
  9. Because it's apparently not entertaining enough to have an adult discussion of a contentious topic. We are still in junior high, aren't we?
  10. I'm not sure if I can make it by 6~do you guys have any idea where you'll be going for dinner? It would be nice to be able to meet ya'll and talk before I make an ass of myself in front of you at the tunnel!
  11. I'm sure Tom Selleck doesn't have a monobrow or stray gray eyebrows. I think any color of eyebrow hair is disgusting when it's just a random one or two that are extremely long poking out at odd angles. My husband has one--just one--between his two eyebrows and it drives me crazy!!! And not in a good way.
  12. Of course, you realize that every time you're under canopy you're breaking the rules...... I saw many hot guys at SVCO last night; how come Carl's the only one of them to post pics? I have three single friends who want to get into skydiving~give them a little incentive guys!
  13. ...but I just couldn't resist. Hope this uploads clearly enough.
  14. I saw Mariann for the first time this weekend at the competition. After one of her jumps, she was asked what it was like as a female competing against all the men. I was so impressed by the sincerity in her voice when she replied that it was all good; "they're my brothers". I became an instant fan.
  15. Next Thursday night? Beer? Tunnel? ooh, ooh this sounds like a party in the making!!! Count me in!!
  16. What about "I could care less?" It should be "I couldn't care less!" The stupid one that gets to me the most: your vs you're. GET IT RIGHT, PEOPLE!!
  17. 13. And looks like she's 18. (Til she starts talking!)
  18. I swear!! I'm not usually like that!!
  19. Oh. For a minute there, I thought you were at my workplace yesterday.
  20. The words "Mom, I'm pregnant" prior to the year 2016. That's why she's never going to be allowed to date.
  21. Hey, how'd you get that picture of me pissed off?
  22. What, when I kick your ass, black jumpsuit and all? You know, I've already nailed my sitfly, I've just been holding back so as not to embarass everyone. --------------------------------------------------------- edited because I heard there's stalkers 'round these parts!