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oh, Matt.......

Yeah, hee hee, good thing I have a great sense of humor. I opened my t-mobile bill yesterday and my cute little "kid" had 8000--yes, that's eight thousand--text messages. $984.00. wow, was I ROFLMAO!!!!!! phone gone bye-bye.

....awww, do you have a cold?

You big cry baby!! guess you're getting old.....

Being Feeling all grown up is highly overrated..... edited to "fix" it!

Hey, no offense, guys, but why is it that the women seem to all have been really hot in the eighties (ok, most- I'm not going to claim I was hot), and the guys were all...well.....really scary looking? How did we ever procreate?

Well, can't argue with that. But I was referring more to jump numbers not necessarily equating to expertise in non-skydiving issues. I think you're an idiot if you ask for technical advice from someone with vastly more experience than you, then argue as to why it shouldn't apply to you.

THANK YOU! I was going to try and find that code but you beat me to it.

Right on. There's also a tendency to discount anyone with low jump numbers, even if the subject has nothing to do with skydiving skill. To some people here, you're not worthy unless you've got years of experience and at least hundreds of jumps. Conversely, if you are well-known enough, you are never considered out of line. I think most people here aren't that way. At least I hope that's the case. Most have been patient with my dumb questions and rookie mistakes. And then there's those few people who disagree with nearly everything and feel that they have to let you know that over and over again. I just try and bite my tongue when those people start. But it does get old.

If you send nude photos to anyone, you should be aware of the risk you're taking. Personally, I wouldn't send them unless I were comfortable with them being shared. While I don't think it's right to post private pics that were sent to you, I can't understand sending them at all unless you're ok with it. As for the ones that inspired the original comments, I took those from a public forum (this one); they weren't sent to me personally. And I at least edited out the faces. They were a joke. If they offended, sorry, but they've already been posted on this site (at least one waay more than once). But what the heck, that's just my opinion, and god knows there'll be plenty of people to fell me how wrong I am.

"YVONNE Gender: Feminine Usage: French Pronounced: ee-VON " (yay! they got the pronunciation correct. Around Colorado I'm either yuh-von or uh-von. Uggh!) I've always read it means the archer, which never made sense to me. But I guess since I"m learning to skydive now, it makes perfect sense!!

I htink Stitch has a stalker!

So how ya feelin' today, Stitch?

I know I'm late, but I wanted to post my boys. They are very spoiled and adored. We're a little overboard as a matter of fact. One is very fluffy with big bones, so looks overweight. The other is just a fatso. It's pretty obvious which is which.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was your first thought? My hair looks like shit. 2. What rhymes with the word "DUCK"? Fuck! 3. Favorite planet? Earth 4. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile? A number I don't recognize...401 area code. 5. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone? 24 6. What shirt are you wearing? tank top with sequined star 7. Do you "label" yourself? yep, never favorably 8. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing? barefoot! 9. What is the closest holiday to your birthday? Christmas 10. Bright or Dark Room? depends on what I want to do in the room. 11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? don't know who took it last..didn't read ahead before answering. 12. If you're in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on? The one closest to the window. 13. What were you doing around midnight last night? I'm ashamed to say, I was on dropzone.com. Usually I'm asleep. 14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say? "Tired." 15. How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or omelette. 16. What's a word/words that you say a lot? dude;fuck;how are you? 17.Who told you he/she loved you last? My daughter. 18. Last furry thing you touched? My beautiful kitties. 19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? zero except for prescription meds. 20. Do you love yourself? probably not enough. 21. Favorite age you have been so far? I'll get back to you on that. 22. Your worst enemy? Carbs. 23. What is your current desktop picture? My daughter. 24. What was the last thing you said to someone? Can't remember. 25. Least favorite color? orange 26. The last song you listened to? Something from Panic! at the Disco 27. Do you like someone? I like a lot of people. 28. If the last person you spoke to was about to get shot at, what would you do? Good question. 29. If you could punch 1 person in the face right now, who would it be? Those who know me know this answer. 30. What is the closest object to your left foot? The arm of the chair and one of my cats.

I'll bite...what is it?

I think that's some kind of bigotry right there. Definately a sue-able offense. Where's Lawrocket?

Is it wrong that I'm turned on by this?

I got a picture of your house...so sue me!!

This one's for Megan.

Wrong thread. This should be on the Boogie Tits forum.

I gave it a go.. PS:Just for clarification, this is not my personal philosophy.

It's a case of beer per first, right? Aaah, you have much to learn, Grasshopper. There are plenty of "firsts" for you to conquer without your clothes on.

OK, since you were sweet to me, I will give you a reward. Still not me though. NSFW PS: Does she look familiar to anyone?