vortexring

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  1. Hilarious. Especially the second one. 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  2. I agree with that; it goes hand in hand with the fact an individual is selling himself and his country out. 10 years is certainly not draconian. 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  3. You do make a valid point - but it's worthless. Like the Taliban. 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  4. 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  5. 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  6. Should I be worried? Apparantly so, seeing as it's more likely to become an S&M party rather than an SC type piss up.... 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  7. What are you intending to shoot with the SC? An ant? 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  8. That's a por answer Vandalman - elaborate!
  9. That's bollox. According to the 'long haired General' it's entirely my fault through my trainers magnifiying the stench of the devil.
  10. Nah - it's the bloody 'plug it in' air fresheners my Mrs insists every plug in the house must have. I mentioned once how much I hate the fuckers to then end up being sprayed with 'Febreeze' for fucks sake. I'm sure there's a black hole of pollutants above the house destroying the atmosphere with of course it being all-my-fault. 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  11. I was hinting at a covert boarding and a short stroll. Whack! 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  12. He wrote a couple of books: The Kite Runner and A Thousand Splendid Suns. Read them. You'll love them.
  13. Ah buggers - I forgot you on my list! You'd be on the 1st class ticket all expenses paid private jet all beer included list.
  14. Thank the Lord you've not invited a pretentious intellectual group. Christ, where's peoples imagination! You could invite just Saddam and Georgie for a fight! Brilliant!!
  15. Shropshires dinner guest post got me thinking; imagine the same, but restricted to SC posters! So this is the scene: you, and your invited SC guests RV at a selected destination for a few drinks and a blether. Blimey. How many would you invite? Who would it be? Why!? Would your selection of guests cause utter mayhem amongst themselves or what!?
  16. 1) Tony Blair: I'd have a few questions to ask; and I'd like to confirm that he's a compulsive liar. 2) George W. Bush: Again, I'd appreciate establishing his intellect and mentality. And maybe having a bit of chest poking session. 3) Gordon Brown: Is he a badger in human form; or a human, in badger form? 4) Charlize Theron: for the interest value she'd no doubt bring. 5) Frank Begbie: now that could start a few laughs. 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  17. Ah, you're being boring again man, get head first into the Sargasso mate.
  18. I think we all would; like to 23 again and read Skippy's fascinating WMD stories. C'mon Skippy, we're all ears ya fucker. 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  19. I'd sack the rice lady for you instantaneously. Basics.
  20. I'd have to ask myself; what could I bring to the people I'm trying to represent? What could my competitors bring to the people that I can't? If it's the case that I'm genuinely able to provide significantly more than their able to; I would. Then I'd ban private arms just to piss off: JohnRich, Rushmc, Mealtx, and my good friend, Randal the Vandal to name a few. :) 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  21. Skippy - you're digging yourself into a hole when there isn't any need mate. And I also think you might find yourself surprised with the amount of regular posters here who serve in the military. And have far more operational experience than you seem to have. So it isn't really something to get your knickers in a twist about is it? Or gob off about.
  22. I literally screeched with laughter there. Reminds me of the Mother-in-Law. Cheers
  23. How could anyone not like this little guy? 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  24. What do you think the source of the multi-colored smoke was? Would you describe the symptoms of radiation poisoning that you observed? VR/Marg Yes, could you please? I'd genuinely appreciate hearing your story. 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'