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  1. lippy
    Sammich maker Back away slowly...don't make direct eye contact...if attacked, curl up in a ball and scream like a little girl! What? I didn't mean it in a chauvenistic "bring me a beer 'n a sammich woman!' way. Alls I'm sayin is that I bet the woman can make a mean sammich, nothin else Barnum and Baily's Circus unicycle backpeddler Instiller of fear Kiss ass Moooooooovie critic I got nuthin
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    until one deflated I got nuthin
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    Since the subject of the afterlife came up, and this entered my head for some strange reason the other day: Back in high school in one of our extremely common weed-inspired philisophical conversations, we started talking about heaven and what it would be like. At the end we decided to get more munchies, but one of the things somebody brought up in the middle was that heaven would just be infinite knowledge. I know it's a stupid stoner idea, but its something that still sticks in my brain 10 years later. I'm not sure if there is a heaven, but I think a place where everybody knows everything would an option for such a place....That and all the chicks are topless I got nuthin
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    How much does THE CRISIS affect these polls? Times are tough, it's easy to blame the president, and I'd imagine that's taking him down a few notches in popularity, even if it's got nothing to do with anything that's happened since he took office. Or maybe I'm just talking out my ass I got nuthin
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    Sammich maker Back away slowly...don't make direct eye contact...if attacked, curl up in a ball and scream like a little girl! What? I didn't mean it in a chauvenistic "bring me a beer 'n a sammich woman!' way. Alls I'm sayin is that I bet the woman can make a mean sammich, nothin else I got nuthin
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    Chapstick tester Sammich maker I got nuthin
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    Guy who smells farts, and then based on the scent of the fart will guess what the person who farted had for lunch the day before...For $1/fart I got nuthin
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    It's normal to be a little worried about your pack jobs, but the best way to gain confidence in them is to jump them. Find somebody at the DZ who's willing to show you how to pack and answer your questions, then buy them beer, then take your rig home and practice during the week. I got nuthin
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    Turtle penis enlarger salesman I got nuthin
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    and ANOTHER ONE bites the dust said the migets I got nuthin
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    Cabana boy's dead I got nuthin
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    Put that away! I got nuthin
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    He was too Busy watching porn While thinking of midgets on unicycles I got nuthin
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    last Friday night. I got nuthin
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    I don't really think about it. If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen. I try not to take stupid risks and invite death, but I don't live in fear of it I got nuthin
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    louder and louder As he put Head and Shoulders I got nuthin
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    She screamed, but I got nuthin
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    You met Truman Sparks!?!?! That's cool man. Is he a jumper? I got nuthin
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    Bolas's dirty thongs I got nuthin
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    in tight places I got nuthin
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    asked me to........... I got nuthin
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    That's the kinda perspective that makes a good skydiver (And less likely to become a dead skydiver too, which is kinda a bonus) I got nuthin
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    massive gigantinc perfect... I got nuthin
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    One day this....................................... I got nuthin
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    IIRC, the jumper in your post was doing a solicited demo into an arranged event. How often is that the case with BASE? *Nothing against BASE people at all here, but it's apples and oranges. I got nuthin