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Tell everybody he has herpes I got nuthin
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The 'Man Bra' is actually called a 'Bro'....Or was it Manziere? I got nuthin
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Considering Urgent Care... any doctors or medically knowledgable people?
lippy replied to Cashmanimal's topic in The Bonfire
I thought green stuff coming out of the nose meant boogers. I got nuthin -
Two reasons to read Allure and Huffington Post (NSFW)
lippy replied to ntrprnr's topic in The Bonfire
While I do sincerely appreciate that post, I think a better title would've been: "Four reasons to read Allure and Huffington Post (NSFW)" or...."Famous TITTIES!!! -
I really liked both (just saw Hot Fuzz for the first time on the weekend), but I gotta say Shawn of the Dead. I got nuthin
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This is like getting laid for the first time isn’t it?
lippy replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
60 seconds for each one? I started at a Cessna DZ where we only got 40 seconds. Just the other day I lasted a whole 40 seconds during sex...I was so proud of myself!!! I just wish I'd had somebody there to share in the excitement I got nuthin -
How big is a bushel of wheat? I got nuthin
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I finally knocked off around 4. The dogs helped get me up at 6:30 though! Red Bull shall be my friend this morning I got nuthin
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My palms are furry I got nuthin
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It sounds like a porn I know, but it's really just a British comedy (it's OK, I always get those confused too). If you liked 'Shawn of the Dead', then rent this movie!!! The two main stars (Simon Peg and the fat guy) team up again and there are a lot of similarities to the way the two movies are shot. Really funny dry humor, and I laughed so hard that on two separate occasions I peed a little. That's all I got for now, I'm going back to trying to drown out the neighbors' German Shepards who won't SHUT THE FUCK UP and see if I can get some sleep before I get up for work in 5 hours. I got nuthin
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As stated above, 25 jumps is the minimum for an A license. If you choose to learn using the AFF training method, you will have already completed some of the freefall skills requirements for the A license after 7 jumps, but you will still have other requirements (including a minimum of 25 jumps). If you learn using the static line method, you'll probably have a minimum of 8 jumps before you even reach terminal velocity and can start practicing freefall skills. There are pros and cons to each learning method and if you search the forums for 'Static line vs. AFF' you'll find a lot of info on this. You got some bad information about jump-numbers required to get your 'A', and I'd assume that this info came from a manifester or some other non-jumping office staff who is a little confused on training progression. The best thing to do is head out to the DZ, talk to some real instructors and watch some people skydive. That'll be your best source of info, and it'll get you seriously psyched to jump!
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Would all of you please fuck off? This line of thinking is WAY too heavy for Sunday morning and it's making my brain hurt. Why don't you go hide some eggs or something I got nuthin
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I don't know for sure but assume that it's 2000' above 'intended landing altitude'. If he happens to find a landing area above that altitude, PARTY ON!!! The canyon idea sounds good in theory, but while attempting 700 jumps in 24 hours and dealing with fatigue and night-time jumping conditions, it seems to me that it'd be a recipe for disaster. I got nuthin
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THAT IS AWESOME!!!!! I got nuthin
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Seems like something trivial to start a fight over. Plus it sounds like you lost any chance of getting laid tonight. I don't know if you're being a dick, but it kinda sounds like you're being a dorkboy I got nuthin
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I'm drinkin beer
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That's funny, but I still like the baloon animals better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqt3Zb7BItA&NR=1 I got nuthin
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No means NO I got nuthin
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There's a long list of crazy/stupid shit, but one of the weirdest was when I got shitefaced with two friends in Venezuela and we ended up shaving our heads. Without a doubt we were the 3 whitest guys in that town, where gringos aren't necessarily welcome (none of us are American but a white guy speaking English generally is grouped as 'gringo'). The next morning we came downstairs in the staff house, still pretty drunk, and the cleaning lady (she was like a mother to us there) started crying when she saw we were bald. That was our first indication of how bad it was. I got nuthin
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You mean as in you'll still be vertical from being under the main, so you won't need your chest strap to keep you in the harness during the belly-vertical transition? Maybe I'm still not understanding correctly, but that still doesn't sound like a good idea. I got nuthin
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Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't see how a skyhook has anything to do with the state of your chest strap if you have to cut away. I got nuthin
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Needs an 'All of the Above' option. Depending on the situation, I could be any one of those. I got nuthin
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I started drinking on a plane at 9am. I had a few beers on the layover, a rum and coke on the connection, and we were drinking in my friend's truck before we got out of the airport tonight. I'm fuck'n shitefaced! I got nuthin
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If you were given a choice between the kitten clawing your back or taking a good swipe at your swinging balls, which would you choose? [Sly] Back when I had ferrets, me and my ex were messing around on the sofa and I felt something furry rub against my sac. I looked down just in time to see the ferret grab hold! That shit hurt! After that day the 'No living-room sex unless both weasels are accounted for' rule was put in effect. I got nuthin
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positive press for our new DZ in Northern California
lippy replied to jimmyh's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
http://www.pressdemocrat.com/article/20090327/ARTICLES/903279883 Clicky