Misternatural

"The game" you speak of....the game of life? work related? this is interesting...

Well I'm no sky god and I understand that a woman's gotta protect the bergoina from chafing but the panties are like gift wrapping, for me at least.

see, what you need are bra sized skydiving goggles, tinted if you are shy Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

here's more porcupine advice for the temporarily depressed. this works for me every time; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvWWxk_uhpE&feature=related...volume down if at work because you know VB....life isn't about tossing salad Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

AHAHAHAHA! yeah that too Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Ok The last woman I dated on line in May from Yahoo was cool. Our first date I took her and her buddy, I mean um - her body guard obviously -a tall big haired, attractive,girly girl bombshell type- though wuffo to the core! To the DZ; We had a blast- they got to put on rigs and act all skydiverly, went up in the Cessna with me for their observer ride...the pilot,whom the wing girl was totally macking on, gave them a hell ride while I did a hop and pop. BEST DATE EVER! Back at the DZ the staff approached me and said "Where did you find these two- Couger.com??" I guess they were being a little flirty with everyone. Anyway on my profile I joked that I like household projects but don't expect me to re-do the cabinets unless you plan on feeding me that day! Well it turns out that she had squirrels in the attic and the little fuckers were partying up there every night.... SO my second date involved cutting a hole in her ceiling, pulling out piss soaked insulation, and plugging up the squirrel hole! Next I noticed she wanted a new roof and her kitchen needed a new floor!!! I mean I did get fed and we made out on the couch but- Can you say PULL THE RED HANDLE.......After I saw that roof I was out of there Mutha Fu*^ka!! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

He will frequent the local nudie bar- telling his wife that he is "going fishing" knowing that she knows, that he knows, that she knows, where he is really going- she hands him a fist full of ones and say's "Don't catch any crabs or your fishing days are over." Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

"The Way to a Woman's Heart in 985 Easy Steps" "Its All Chip Boards and Ball Bearings These Days" Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>crack pots on the internet ...... WHAT?? Crack pots on the internet?!?! -with graphs that don't mean anything?? WTF are you talking about man? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

bisquits and gravity? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Theres a dude in the window below with binoculars looking up at that woman's hoo ha go Cubs! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

ugh- and the line dancing?? someone make it stop!-we were saved by grunge Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

"That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch." "Obviously you're not a golfer" Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

all I got's to say is -Vinatieri anyone? that's a classic.....a related story, Try being a Jets fan at a football party in New Hampshire. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

"No Good Deed Goes Unpunished: All of this and I still get to die. A love story." BWAHAHHA! actually......you know that's a best seller for men ages 27 and up

>I am titleless careful.....these people will choose one for you. like; The Patients Can Wait...I'm Posting Over Here!! or Confessions of a Tadpole Rancher. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

these titles are funny! >The Good Girl. yes,of course........wait- compared to who? the rest of the rascally hooligans here? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Good ones people >Oops i think i pooped myself Bwahahah is that a working title? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

some ideas- Friends, Foes, and Fuckery or Quest for the Quenching of the Loins

nicely done one of you in that pic is going to need a bday fer shur Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>She's punk. Very retro. I meant the other hair. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>the show lasts as long as the Simpsons I think Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Nelson and the rest of the kids have a gland problem- they don't seem to be growing. and whats with the blue hair? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Was he hatched or downloaded? Anyway I hope he has a good one Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

> It's very OLD and really COOL. dude,I know what you mean- My sister my cousin and I own a house in the mountains about 50 miles from Genova..... mushroom, wine, salami, and dry hard cheese country if you go to a restaurant up north ask for Scarpa con formaggio! A Milanese delicasy

>Red Sox vs. Yankees *Cough*- sweep, *Achh*- sweep.... ugh I feel sick for some reason..... you buyin' me beer or is it the other way around Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415