Misternatural
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dude when I was working construction in Wasilla AK this old well driller named Teal was talking about his farm animal adventures in OK. he asked us; "boys....you ever fuck a chicken?" we laughed our faces off....he said"whats so funny?, you can fuck a chicken...hell-a chicken is gooood fuckin'!!" *more laughter followed by a pause..... then he asked; "Ever fuck a watermelon on a hot day?" Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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hehehehe a weekend of hilarious upsets!! hey, did Shannon Sharpe really skydive into the stadium.. anyone watch that???? http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/12236980 Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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Kewl There is a resistance movement against fassboob........*crap- I mean farcebook Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>I'm sure they would LOVE to have that conversation with you now! Tune in to next exciting episode of; "When People Get Their Parents High!" Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>but once you recover from that .... Keep the hot chili oil away from the COOK Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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Weekend lessons from a female house guest
Misternatural replied to Misternatural's topic in The Bonfire
Is that what goes on at your house??? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 -
Weekend lessons from a female house guest
Misternatural replied to Misternatural's topic in The Bonfire
hey wait...I have a dishwasher and no dog and anyway I was taught that dogs are not allowed to lick two things in the home;.....plates - and the other thing that starts with a "p" but I cant remember what that is Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 -
Jeezus.... If I ever buy a used bike- first thing I'll do is wash the seat Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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The dudes abide but facebook... can't go there myself- I refuse to join it's my dudely right not to. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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sorry for everyone involved.... Track on into the blue sir.
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no angels here- I have dated two teachers, plus some of the most dedicated professors that I know get blasted right up there with the best of them. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>They're passing around one of those glass contraptions that Skymama has never seen in person! yeah see that's fine.... I mean that's what teachers did back in my day with all the confiscated goodies from all the stoner hangouts. How else are they going to get through the day with roomfuls of teenagers. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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tootered. tutored? it's funny cuz you're a teacher....is that what goes on in the teachers lounge over at that school? I am outraged Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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My Mother caught me in the process of making one in my dads workshop when I was 15 I was a creative lad and told her I was making a science project.....MY DAD LATER HELPED ME FINISH IT. I am SOOO going to hell.... Also when I do home inspections I see all kinds of bongs, sex toys, guns,shit you just don't see on those realtor shows on HGTV......come on people- you are selling a house, hide all that shwag!! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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BWAHAHHAHA we live in a sick but funny as hell world. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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bottle conditioning? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>]Nothing beats the story of the brownstone house in NYC where a couple lives in until their marriage went to hell. Neither of them would leave. So what did the man do? Split the house in half, right down the middle with a new interior wall. did he install sound proofing or go with the intercom and peep hole setup? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>No, I meant what if the woman is fatter than the guy and the guy is shorter than the woman? then the smelly pet rule applies. The worst case scenario: A short fat guy with a smelly dog who has to move back into his parents basement. Now what woman wouldn't want to hook up with that situation? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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you mean like a shorter AND fatter guy? well then thats just a sad, sad situation isn't it. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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if there is conflict in the aforementioned rule- the one who owns the smellier pet has to leave. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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I think the rule is; If the guy is shorter than the woman....then he has to move out. If the woman is fatter than the guy.... then she has to move out. that's the hetero- rule anyway Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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car auto pilot... I was in a car once where a pilot friend of mine was driving while fidgeting with his aviation grade gps which would not stay put on the car dash...he kept fidgeting with it pointing out all the cool features while swerving around at 55 mph until My Gf who was gripping my arm with eagle talons said; HEY! NEVER MIND THAT FUCKING GIZMO - IT'S GOING TO LEAD US TO THE SCENE OF THE CRASH! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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*yawn Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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hey you wear your posts with pride! I think this thread has some very useful discussion potential about our society and it's fucked up sensibilities. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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OOOHHHHH SNap!! ADD: So it's true.... generally speaking short guys are the new fat chick, what a funny ironic world we live in. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415