Misternatural

hehehehe they also have a disclaimer printed on each one......somewhere Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

mile high club charter planes Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

HAH! The car seat thing- Right there is a good reason for women to be with partners who are near their own height

I use to work in a microbrewery, and had to pour many a keg and bottle of old beer down the drain which was a trough cut into the concrete floor-ever seen a river of beer flow into the sewer? it's very sad. All beer has a shelf life especially un pasteurized.....it has no shelf life at all if you are a skydiver. If it is in a growler from the local pub it should be consumed within a day or two. Anyway sometimes I saw retailers who display craft beers on un- refrigerated shelfs in the open exposed to light beer should always be stored in the dark in the cold for six months on average up to 12 if pasteurized-and away from the greedy hands of your thankless house mates who are always late with the fu@%ing rent, unless they have tantalizing flirtatious girlfriends. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>I'd make sure that I'd have them on hand. and If guys didn't have hands.....we'd be buying more condoms fer shur. BTW have you seen the condom displays lately?....aye carumba- what a confusing selection today I saw this one type called "Twisted Pleasure" -WTF, are they shaped like a corkscrew?? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

you know- even with a thread about lawnmowers.....somebody,somehow always gets outed here........ Amazing Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>Suddenly, the world seems like a safer place. careful man- he still has reverse. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Sounds like the muffler bearing ceased up- spray a couple shots of starter fluid in the carb and the tail pipe and then cram a small potato into that and crank it over- sometimes that loosens things up. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>I agree with even having them in your gear bag. HAHAHHAHA hucking myself out of a plane and having a decent opening is exciting enough for me.......I'm not looking for any additional adventures or malfunctions at the DZ. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

that car is perfect for doing doughnuts. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

So today I got a new box along with groceries.....since the old box expired a while back I just noticed, yes, the action slowed down to a screeching halt - until recently, must be some kind of planetary alignment, I'll have to check the Mayan calendar...... Anyway it was fun striking up a conversation with the very nubile cute high school cashier girl and watch the reactions as they had to handle the goods, being a salty old dog I don't really give a hyaena's tit what people think anymore so I was hoping for a price check that way everyone in the store would know I was getting laid again- but they held their composure nicely....I have to say. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

it's funny cuz camels have humps. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>Its because then we can wear any heels we want and still look adorably tiny you know what else is adorable?.......your honesty Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

sweet....that's a real dirty vintage sound that picker is getting! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

I happened to be watching CSI for a few minutes and one of the profiling aspects of this pathologically "crazy" perp was that she was a skydiver??? is this what mainstream society thinks? also- I have gotten reactions like "skydiving? that's just totally wasteful and hedonistic" or I had an ex friend explain to me how skydiving was absolutely stupid. A lot of people light up when you mention skydiving and they want to try it, on the other hand it is very difficult to change peoples perceptions of a sport until they try it themselves- so if you tell wuffos about your sport of choice get ready to hear some surprisingly negative responses and be prepared to debunk some misconceptions. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>Better to be tall than short There it is......the one criterion I see most often as a "must have" for a majority of women on dating sites. Can someone explain to me why a 5'2" woman needs a six foot tall man? jeeze- get a step ladder if the shelves are that high Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Skymama said EZGrill- Not SleazyGrill Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Excellent- two long lost hotties return in one thread......now where the hell have you two been?

WHOA!....I'm sorry- but that Pink is just WAY too butch to be sporting those heels. Shakira all the way

what are you wearing now? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

yep...or I was going to say R/C as in radio control runway...I guess it is illegal to share model plane runways with general aviation. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

it's the middle of the day over there.....why are you in the dark? and what were you wearing...or not? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>Yes but my interpretation allows me to offer my services. -to play doctor? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

I believe in rooting for at least five teams- that way as they get knocked off near the end of the season you can just pick another one, also the season lasts longer- and you don't get as pissed off at the end of each week if your favorite team's strategy is to win by allowing sacks,fumbles,missed field goals,penalties, and interceptions. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Here's a real profile description I saw recently in the online personals; "Me and My Ideal Match" desperately seeking insensitive dim-wit for complete emasculation. Your life with me will be Fatal Attraction, Misery and Gitmo rolled into one. For you, Freedom will be a mere word in the Constitution. I'll expect to move in with you after the second date, to better suck the life out of you. When we go out, I will complain vociferously in restaurants and generally abuse service people everywhere we go. I will embarrass you at work with my incessant calls and demands for you to come home and hold my hand while I watch soaps on the couch. I will systematically alienate all your friends and family with my whining and crass comments. I have more baggage than the Union Pacific Railroad. My last good read was my gum wrappers. When it comes to frigid, I make the Arctic Circle look like South Beach. So email me know, ya hear! PS By the way, did I mention TODAY IS OPPOSITE DAY?!!? ;-) Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415