Misternatural

I am thinking about getting a bike too.... an on off road one so I am reading about your adventures very carefully. I am looking for a Suzuki DRZ 400 or something to ride in the woods first. keep up the good work!!

>i doubt they'll even see me, and if they do, its probably nothing they've never seen, so what!? exactly, The more people witness this the less likely they are going to call the cops, at least here in the states.....you people are lucky over there- folks don't equate nudity with sex so much. i mean women can't even breast feed in public here without someone thinking there's something horny going on and send for the authorities....to what..... arrest the baby? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>u-turns, slow turns, figures 8's & uphill starts. What is.... How cops can tell if you are drunk for $200 Alex Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>Angle of darkness..... The angle of the dangle is a good indicator of attraction. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>Send pics!!!!!!! ....look around hey yesterday was about comfort in hot muggy weather and my rights........ not for sporting a woody just for passersby to check out anyway you just want to see if I am outside wagging it like a loose hood ornament trying to direct traffic. -cuz THAT is an arrest able offense. I am just glad the police were cool- they got called out on an exposure case...checked the situation out and determined I was not a nut-bar out there flashing people on the road, and was well within my rights. I think I'll send them a donation check this year for their good work. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

At the crematorium? Bwah Yeah it's an old resaurant trick to have the exhaust fans wafting the aroma out into the street to bring in the customers- plus they usually have a buffet going on Mondays with chianti and fava beans. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Well peeps I just tested the local laws...... I was out cutting the grass this evening using my push reel mower with nothing but a pair of Tevas on near the road. I am behind a sparse row of pines but in full view, noticed two or three of my neighbors slowing down-I try to turn sideways when I hear a car so I don't seem like I am flashing my junk at anyone, then 15 minutes later this cop car goes by and taps the brakes, Mind you I see a cop car here once a month if that- so I just keep pushing the mower like you would push a shopping cart in the beer isle. They keep driving, Then they turn around and slowly drive past, I look at them and just crunch down on an apple I just picked, No stop, The third time they went by -same thing. Just letting me know that they were watching me and someone called them about the naked guy outside. Not even a warning! SO it is legal to be naked in your yard in public view here as long as you are going about your business and not trying to flash anyone. Now I know for sure..... and once again my neighbors can bite me! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

here's a game for all the lil bastards- after the commercial. http://games.adultswim.com/my-lil-bastard-puzzle-online-game.html Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Sunshine once said gobs of peanut butter and an orange juice chaser. mmmmm

delivery doc: "Congratulations....It's a bastard" Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Man, If I had a nickel for every penny I had....... Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>I'm not shy. Size matters!! meh, its a cultural thing remember this school bus cheer? "The bust! The bust! We must increase the bust, The bigger the better the tighter the sweater the bust! the bust!" and the girls used to push their chests out with the chant. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>more help with my immersion into the American pop culture here is a helpful chart- http://www.bustedtees.com/vulgarityposter?utm_source=CHStore mouse over for magnification Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

I just wanted to install a little slice of life I had this week; I visited a friend of mine in the ICU heart unit a month ago after his triple bypass..he's about 57 yrs old. The surgery led to an infection, by the time I got there he looked like a science experiment bristling with hoses and tubes, practically in a coma. I did not think he was going to make it. Talking to the nurse anecdotally she asked me if he was very active, We go stream fishing a lot so I sad yes...I commented on the complicated equipment he was hooked up to and speculated (to myself) about the cost. She asked me about my activity level and I told her that my policy was to exercise a lot and eat my veggies- Her comment was "That's the best health insurance you can get"..... The dude fortunately has medicare and I speculate that his 21 day ordeal complete with cow or pig heart valve ranges in the $200,000 area. He has a young family and leads a productive life as a talented musician. I have to wonder if all that effort and cash would be spent on a octogenarian with grown kids..doubtful. Someone I know who works in a hospital told me that all hospitals have some sort of an anonymous board that determines how medical resources are allocated. So in essence we already have death panels, they are just not so well publicized. Later at the recovery/convalescent center where he ended up I noticed all sorts of withered souls- shells of their former selves...people in their last stage in life, they could hardly hold their own heads up, some of them seemed to be hoping that the end would be near. I could almost hear the loneliness in their breathing. I think we as individuals need to determine for ourselves when to stop clinging to our earthly existence, not so much "Ride hard and die young" But just know when to determine you have been here long enough. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>The taser gun is already in the suitcase I said it before...nothing's hotter than a woman sporting a Taser. Especially the pink Hello Kitty model... The black ones look a little too butch Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>And my dog is bigger than VB's (I think)... For the rest, VB is certainly bigger Bwa everybody's a size queen Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

People might find this helpful also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r71xajhDFUo Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Bwa........"for meeting the in laws"; with plenty of bush sticking out the sides of course. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

how about calling it.....The Bro-kini Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>mankini HAHAHHHA nice here we call that a wedgie. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Bwa what the hell is that thing they're wearing.... a chest thong? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

If you look at the whole situation from a different angle it resembles a successful blind date.....Reality- dating costs money any way you look at it, Say you went to some big city for a date arranged by some dating service,the whole experience costs a ton of money- The dating service fee, restaurants, tips, drinks, cover charges,a show or movie, hotel rooms,maybe a gift of some sort....nothing is free. if you look at it this way-They essentially had an expensive blind date, split the costs and ended up in a rented room to have sex. only difference is they took a shortcut through all the dating foreplay and went directly to the sex. "Nice to meet you my name is whatever ok lets fuck" Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Once upon a time i had a GF living with me....it was winter, and just for fun I said- Lets both go to the gym and work out cuz nobody wants to be seen with a fat fuck in the summer you know? she still thinks that was funny as hell. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>but then again I may accidentally get lost and end up in Haiti. Yep, had a girlfriend in the peace corps there.....went to visit and I knew I wasn't in Kansas anymore when I saw the first burning tire barricade in the road and the taxi driver said..."Don't tell anyone you are an American" Ok, whatever you say buddy.... so what do you do for fun here anyway? it is an extremely poor third world nation which everyone should check out for some perspective once in a while. The beaches are really nice there though. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>If you wanna come to Summerfest with the rest of the Brits next year I can personally make sure you don't have a problem getting sex. >That's sweet, but I don't have a problem getting sex. >I don't wanna brag but I can change that too. Yes people we all know skydivers are very sexual because of the stretchy suits at the DZ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbRxh2Q_QAY Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415