Misternatural

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  1. I have no work right now so you fuckers are stuck with me for a few weeks Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  2. I agree- no f'ing cleaning cuz - "I got a million bitches to plow so you could fucka me later but you should fucka me now......" Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  3. in other words -the eyes are the nipples of the face. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  4. yeah always bring the effeminate asian sidekick dude with the silver jumpsuit as the wingman that's fuck'n priceless Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  5. R e a D i n g i S F u N d A - m E n T a L Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  6. >but I'd be willing to observe and find out. yes- for science of course lab coat- check goggles -check clip board- check lube -check rubber chicken- yep Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  7. >.....missionary you're bad she likes tequila with tequila all things are possible Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  8. >I don't know ... but I can't take it ... I haven't had any in months I can't believe no one offering to solve that dilemma for you at a local DZ. or the big city.... knockout that you are- you must be turning them all away
  9. >I hate explosive diarrhea. you know- I think most people would agree on that right there. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  10. >There is nothing more sexy than a guy who looks me square in the eyes, as one poster put it earlier "the eyes are the nipples of the face" -how can anyone argue with that logic Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  11. BWAHAHH -that setup with that jump suit is the bomb.........it's like; "Hi I'm Duke- I'm here to work on yo' muffler and brakes" Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  12. I agree sex is a total conspiracy to get us to do stuff like the time I got bamboozled into buying a condo because the sexy realtor lady jumped on the bed and invited me to check out the fixtures. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  13. >>you know eyes are the nipples of the face... Bwahahaha -now there's a note to self...... yeah- I'll remember that next time I am talking to a client Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  14. excuse me, but can't you see- ....I am trying to establish an online empathetic pathway with the subject- It's basic internet psychotherapy..............so pipe down you antagonistic fucker Pay no attention to these hecklers Slyde....... Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  15. Yeah sometimes some of us feel like you do, believe it or not- Social bureaucratic politics is a bitch. People lie, they use their position and place to fuck with you for personal reasons. They don't even have to dislike an individual for any real reason....maybe you are short, maybe you look like a cousin that screwed them over. Maybe you threaten them because you are good at something. Maybe they hate the world and want to pick on someone; "look, there's a happy person, I am going to fuck them up today because I feel like it." A lot of it is due to passive aggressive suppressed rage. Sometimes people are weak and insecure and cling to the security of a clique who's mission is to make someone outside of the club suffer for a feeling of superiority or entertainment. Remeber high school? Ahh, the pinnacle of insecurity driven behavior patterns. Some people never really matured past high school, they extend their insecure life well into adult hood and become powerful people- it makes them feel better about themselves. When in fact they really don't need all that bullshit insulation of subservient minions around them telling them that they are cool and on the road to success. Deep down people just want to be accepted for who they are, right? Even the weirdest of the outsiders just want to be understood.....that's all they want. it is not too much to ask of the world...to be understood, is it? Because each of us is a genius at something....what a waste to let those kernels of genius go unappreciated. if it wasn't for bullshit bureaucratic politics and insecurity all those kernels of genius could be put together and utilized. but... People pay a high price for power so when they have it it is difficult to let go of- and anyone who threatens that power is of course the enemy. If you really believe that your fight is justified then you don't have to be afraid of anyone.....let go of the strut........remember?
  16. Yeah Les is the man- there's a pic of him in the July Parachutist high exposure... invented lots of designs and influenced just about everybody...I am going to go play a blues tune now...... though I don't have a Gibson Les Paul.....they are about three grand now Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  17. -or when someone is flat out just a dick, there's a thread or two about that i think Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  18. >A front butt is when the front of a person resembles their ass. in addition to butt face- where the face resembles an ass -or....or when the personality resembles an ass Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  19. prolly just need to watch this; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGXBlyOXweU stuff seems to work Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  20. >You really do wear "prude" with a capital P on your sleeve with pride. it's in raised letters so people who go groping around in the dark to cop a feel in public can read it...you dirty dirty person you Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  21. thanks man, as long as it isn't a drink with a cigarette butt at the bottom(been there) it's all good. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  22. >Now!!!! MORE COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All this time, I can't post here cuz coffee gives me the shits and makes me run around like a fool in a flyin' circus- even so called decaf Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  23. That bites about the engine dude but- >"..... and put a few more notches in the skyvan." the notches.....tell us about the notches- we want to know about the stinking notches! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  24. i like it when people here get snarky with me in the forums, especially because it gives me an on line reality check if i get out of line or rub certain people the wrong way...how else you gonna know if yer being a prick or not? feedback is good, even bad feedback. So just lettin yall know if you have a problem with me....let the finger freefly
  25. No offense but Natalie has shared enough pecker pics Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415