Misternatural

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  1. >But then the fact that ski/snowboarding resorts are more likely than DZ's to have hot tubs would be a consideration, right? HAHAHAHA I got my own hot tub...it's wood fired and on my balcony- best investment I ever made. Plus I know when the water was last changed and who was in it! And as for a date after the DZ- that would be great but so many more women hit the slopes....getting someone to go skydiving for the first time is a real scary deal for many of them. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  2. Should make it a mini DZcom boogie and invite some area chiquitas too then we could all go out and see who pays after Thats Jump Town people, this Sat.... who's in?
  3. you're too young for me but I can direct you to some woodsy cool dudes more your speed.....maybe I'll see ya at JT this weekend
  4. it's not my perspective..... the one with the most cash should pay- besides I would rather make a seared trout that I caught myself or some venison tenderloins or some steamed veggies with wild mushrooms then give a nice massage in the hot tub after a day of snowboarding... No offense to restaurant people but that wine with dinner and a movie thing is an expensive fucking bore. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  5. BWAHAHAHHA WHAT? I hereby declare that you shall never get laid again Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  6. here's an interesting perspective: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM6zWw_UI6Q&feature=channel_page Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  7. well i decided since work was slow today I would cut down some of the cat tails in my pond- To fend off any snappers that might be lurking I have my fishing spear in one hand and a sharp knife to cut the cat tails in the other, and yes i am wearing sun screen. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  8. I knew Lance was super human-if you click on the video link on the top at the end the interviewer points out that Lance's heart pumps 9 gal per minute instead of five and he absorbs twice the oxygen of normal younger males- also he finally proved all the doping critics wrong! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  9. >And really, I am. nice the DZ nudie club is gaining members Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  10. >I was ... half hour ago. I always login when I wake up, while naked on my sofa ... and with that statement the temp in DZ land just went up some more......
  11. It's gonna be frikkin HOT out today so I'm not wearing any clothes all day- I don't care who sees me.......slept naked,naked now,naked all day .....don't care who shows up- Jehovahs, UPS delivery, the Girl Scouts selling cookies...I don't care, not wearing any, too hot outside today, I refuse. Who's with me on this? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  12. I meant that I cant imagine some of the threads here being read in court. "Your Honor I would like to present document 3b titled "Drying your nut sack" Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  13. >a subpoena for anything posted here would simply be ignored most likely BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! I don't know why, but that sounds funny. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  14. yes Hitachi makes excellent pppppppower tools; http://www.hitachipowertools.com/store_item.php?iID=527&arrPath=1,68,18,p527, Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  15. Lance to self; it's fine.... just don't look at it....don't look at it......FUCK! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  16. Va va va voom! have a great week!
  17. >I don't think he has given up on winning again. Barring an injury....Id say that's for sure. Did you see the post race interview? he was clearly pissed...a true champ- as he said in the beginning "I'm here to win" at his age, I think he's an alien or at least super human. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  18. A week in review What a funny F*(ing stew Of Slydes odd haiku's Nut bags drying in freefall There was semi soft cheese Secret love games for everyone Word games and coffee Minty Skymama toes yo! You did it where now? Turtle and the pillow biters Looking for tube lube Freebagging freeboobing peeps Have a good weekend everybody! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  19. brew up a batch yo! and enjoy Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  20. she looks too lucid to be a trash can head....plus it looks like she's busy with something down there. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  21. They look like a nice couple-whats she doing with her hands......Hands where we can see them people! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  22. I see your banishment to tranny island did you no good. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  23. all I know is that unrequited love leads to unrequited fantasy sex Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  24. Selma Hayek Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  25. sex mex...... I mean tex mex Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415