Misternatural

>Men are like cars Correct- they can have a choice of models and years too- Bald tires, low oil pressure, chipped paint, worn upholstery, stalls at the light. most women don't want to be seen with a car like that. They want a turbocharged sporty with fresh paint and a blinged out wheels. That is the car that gets a proper waxing, oil changes, and more drive time Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

better advertising Apple- $188 a share Microsoft $27 a share next! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>just give me one woman who knows what they are doing.. see that's why you should never try to coach anyone yourself- unless rated to do so. Send them to John first for proper instruction, only problem with that is they might get hooked...you know instructors get all the action these days Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

It's all about the time they spend with the rig- the more jumps the better they know how to operate the gear...... Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

So that's where you been-look at it this way, your Tim Tam stash won't melt Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>Unlike the unicorn, >They sneak up behind you. yeah well it's a good thing they don't have a sharp pointy horn because I'd be worried about their intentions. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

I like how they say "dumb + alcohol = the perfect storm" Have a good weekend everybody! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>Do you live in Vagina? no- he said he has a foot up a Vagina. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

So what are you saying....the supermarket melon tactic is juvenile? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>Melons? Bananas? Which produce would I have the most luck with? Melons...a common pickup tactic guys use in the produce section is we hold two melons up to our chest and ask you how to check for ripeness. -because doing the same thing with a banana in the crotch is just too obvious. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>I used to be button pusher for a few yrs. what do you mean "used to be" you're still pretty good at it as for myself- I put lost cats in trees for people to find, it's a community service because with all the fire codes these days, it gives the fire department something to do besides make chili. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

You know what's funny is that I hear more and more women saying the C word all the time. however- "confetti cunt" sounds like a serious medical condition. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

animals aren't wierd, people are wierd....see Billy's NSFW thread for more info on this......and stop watching your animals getting off- you wierdo Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>I'm looking to sell the car soon so I wanted it to look nice yeah I was just giving you grief Hopefully you can wait till summer...lots of people are selling their shwag now due to tough times, I see a lot of bikes and cars on the market these days, sweet deals out there..... buyers market. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

dude you're married now... no need to clean the car anymore- who are you trying to impress. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>I'd rather hang out in the produce section of the supermarket and try my luck there! just don't stand over by the cucumbers.... Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

meh, my problem is dating women with multiple personalities- which is almost the same thing Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

much like life on Earth..... yet here we are having a ridiculous internet exchange. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>The really narrow vertical cropping makes it pretty obvious you're cutting people out of the picture too. Cropping is good. who wants to date a woman in a pic with a gargantuan hairy arm hugging her shoulders obviously attached to an angry possessive EX who is bound to bust down the door during your date at any second and demand satisfaction by applying an anaconda choke hold on yo' ass. -and the pics with the woman standing next to the standard sarcastic and resentfully violent meth using teenage kids....those are attractive too. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>at the local DZ during a nice sunset smiling. right- smiling is the key, in good light- not some dark cluttered room by the glow of the computer screen...the nutty ones don't smile, seem to be staring off into the distance or some even have a brooding look on their face with a cut and paste background, also the ones who have like 75 pics of themselves posing around the house and yard.... those women are a little scary, either that or they are realtors Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

No- Those are nice pics, but to add some nuttyness to your profile post some freefly shots using golfing equipment or other toys for the wuffos to look at.... I shy away from any pics of women using scissors,having sock puppet conversations,or slicing sausages at a family function. -Also the number of cats in the picture is a good nutbar indicator Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

"mix it with the relish" Pauliehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOYKTjXY1EQ Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Thanks guys, Maybe some of the avionics are intact and maybe some engine components, though I figure they get red tagged after a crash...amazing how fragile those small planes are - it's a mess though I hope someone gets it out of there, otherwise there will be a stream of tourist up there for a while. When I was 11 or so this friends dad thought it would be cool to bring us to the scene of a similar crash shortly afterwards- well I found this switch laying on the ground and pocketed it without anyone knowing. What a mess that turned out to be when I finally gave up my find, I was asked about 10 times If I had flipped the switch. Don't know what the switch was for to this day- That was not a fun weekend as i recall. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

here's an update. http://www.cbs6albany.com/news/crash-1267801-update-plane.html I guess it's going to be busy up there for a few days, does anyone know if the NTSB or FAA usually remove the wreckage from the site of a small plane crash? because of the dense tree growth and steepness- thats going to be a real bitch. Will the area be restricted for a while during the investigation? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

http://www.wcax.com/Global/story.asp?S=11380936 Last night a police search heli was circling the area around my house, we were speculating whether a suspect was prowling the area but it turned out they were searching for a downed small plane as per the local news. The search ended at midnight but went on for hours prior with no sign so I went for a hike at 1 AM as I hike all over that mountain at least 5 times a month hunting and whatnot. No wreckage found. Saw a cop on the road who drove up to me and I asked if it was OK to join the search this morning....he was really cool about it and said that would be fine. Around 7 AM I went back up there and searched some wicked steep areas when the search chopper saw me and hovered in...Damn that thing was loud and was blowing the leaves off of the trees around me! Later I saw the wreck, it was surrounded by police and they told me to stay out of the perimeter My neighbor,a local pilot on the team, was there- He ID'd me so I approached and i could see that the plane was upside down broken up and crushed. no word on the occupants... they left them there over night so I don't think the outcome was good. No pics of the wreck, I didn't think the cops would like that.