Misternatural

yeah thats what I meant I got this knife set once at a family Christmas which I thought was great until my sister started to laugh uncontrollably because one of the knives n the box was called a five and a half inch boner which made me laugh too because thats just sad Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

with a boner Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>people who couldnt track a squirrel in the woods.. Here's a tasty tidbit as an example of what you have to go through to survive in the wilderness- Woodland squirrels forage in groups and are some of the most tuned in residents, even with full camo they can detect your movement from a surprising distance and that chattering you hear is their alarm system, as soon as you try to approach for a difficult head shot to preserve the meat, they scatter through the trees with startling speed. The most nutritious part of a squirrel? can anyone guess? -the stomach contents consist of extremely nutritious tree nuts which are otherwise not accessible to humans, sounds disgusting but fried as a pancake it's damn good- and will keep you going for another day if you are starving. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

WTF we have to call now? After all that pitching I need a couple slices of pizza, some beer,a little time to brag, and three days rest minimum...just like in baseball.

>Alone in the office..... Ahh yes.. I see Are there no hot doctors or interns there for you to mack on Or is that just Grays Anatomy and ER I am thinking of- I mean judging by those shows it's a job with nothing but hot sex and torrid affairs going on in the supply room with the occasional medical emergency as a distraction.

>I dont work in a cubical, I get to roam the office anytime I want to... This is what happens when you look at too many folks in see thru exam gowns and file x rays of peoples crotch area all day. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

That 15yr old dude is well on his way to being a MILF prospector. I'm glad you don't have to go to the prom with him as his prize floozy- how degrading would that be! Anyway,He prolly thinks condoms are for making water balloons at his age and is soon to be a drunken multiple babydaddy.

Put chunky peanut butter in the crack of your ass before the hearing- reach back and eat it in front of the judge....verdict insanity- wait, save that for a felony charge. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

we have cage fighting for that already Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Well, lets try to figure this out in pragmatic terms. I have experimented with living without the infrastructure for at the most a week or two....From my experience, it's fucking difficult as hell, depending on where you are most of the time you will be a miserable, cold, and hungry son of a bitch with VERY little tolerance for other peoples bullshit. For protein sources you must hunt, or fish. Anyone who has ever hunted will tell you that it is incredibly difficult. After all the livestock has been killed for food, wild animals must be sought after. This requires extensive knowledge of their habits, and access to weapons or trapping mechanisms and most importantly-luck which is in short supply especially in desperate situations. Ammo must be manufactured so unless you have a black powder gun that you can load with pebbles, Winchester is not going to help you out. This leaves primitive weapons.Modern weapons give you a 60/40 chance of a harvest, primitive weapons...much less. Also wild animals are tuned into their environment...few humans are- when you step into the wilderness, unless you are also tuned in you will stick out like Bruno at a hunting camp. Growing protien sources such as beans and rice(to assemble complete set of amino acids) would be prone to sabotage and pilfering and also is dependent on weather soil conditions disease and insects. Gathering wild edibles pays off but is risky- eat one poisonous species and you're basically a walking corpse. Average urban/suburban dweller who is not a well armed gang member; these will be the initial prey population- 2 weeks Farm Family; isolated and self sufficient until discovered by marauding gangs. 6 months Gangster with an organized network of cronies; subject to bloody warfare with each other- i year Civilian or military survival skills trained individuals; with access to remote areas rich with hunting and fishing- on average six years due to stress, disease, weather, territorial killings and fatal accidents. Native aboriginals and colonists have survived long lifetimes without a modern infrastructure.....few today have that toughness, skill and resolve, most people today will start loosing their shit within 72 hours without a moccachino latte and a cell phone.

>Hmmm..there it is again. and we like it

>BOBBroomstick? Was it a guy or a girl? And why do you think so? likely the Egyptians...they were horny buggers on the other hand i heard that witches in Salem first dipped them into hallucinogenic plant extracts then rode it to go for a flight. I hope thats a myth

>he's small but he must know some shit, i better leave him alone. Yep, imagine being a 5'5 dude in this world. I have no choice but to believe that crazy and mean or shrewd and clever beats big every time or I would not survive out there. I'ts one of the reasons I train in the woods with firearms in case I am faced with a horrible life threatening situation. Failing diplomacy, negotiation- or law enforcement Rock-paper-scissors-gun.....gun wins every time. Peace out bro- have a good safe weekend! and congrats to your Yankees

>not that you americans knew anything about a proper coffee anyway! What? you mean Starbucks didn't invent all those crazy concoctions? I'm from the land of espresso but I don't drink the stuff because I don't like running around like Speedy Gonzales all day. And since I don't inhale the Gange anymore I can't properly counter its effects. What I'm talking about is the instant goop people add to coffee thats adsvertised here every six minutes lately which is making me nuts.

I totally agree- If you act like a wheeled vehicle you will be treated like one, if you behave like a pedestrian on a bicycle you will be promptly run over. Also; >unleashed children Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

I have a question concerning advertising; WTF is a Macchiato? Can't anyone just say coffee anymore?

Well I can tell you this with certainty- There was one employee who was in the cannister pressure test chamber all day and mind you this place was NOT state of the art OSHA approved, he was constantly being exposed to it ...his eyes were a little red but he looked like he could still kick someone's ass just fine at the end of the day- and probably did....regularly Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

This is so awesome!! A GF and I took a trip to the parks back in 86; Canyonlands Bryce and Zion included - you just brought me right back there...thanks J R -I've got to go back someday!! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>I religiously carry pepper spray on my belt When the Mace factory was located here, I was a lead carpenter building office space there for them....every time I climbed a ladder the Mace fumes would be near the ceiling...that was literally a very sad place to work. ...The salesmen use to pitch being dosed with it as "bobbing for french fries"however I swear the employees were immune to that stuff

>A mugger or whatever brandishing a weapon Freakishly large dick gives enough reason to conclude they intend to use it.

Unfortunately for Nikita, he is a bouncer as far as I know, so he has to actually deal with this potential scenario. I have taken martial arts training for a number of years but outside of the physical benefits I stopped because I realized that unless a person trains specifically and repetitively for a wide spectrum of scenarios and your moves are executed perfectly- you are dealing with an unpredictable and a non cooperative enemy and you are likely to fail- unless you are interested only in hero points- it's a waste of effort. only if I had an equal or greater weapon in hand and I was sufficiently motivated, was in a troublesome mood, or had no choice but to be killed would I attempt any move on the perp. I ask myself sometimes how skydiving influences the decision making process and I think that it gives us an edge over the wuffo in that we have more of a skewed sense of consequences. in other words a skydiver psychologically is more apt to go to the edge and risk action. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>Option A is cry or; rock-paper- scissors Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>Where is the "kick him in the nuts" option? winner! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>kommando dick-swinging Bwahhhh Swinging your dick in this situation is ill advised especially if the person has a knife. If then you have a disarmingly freakishly large dick- that might buy a few seconds of distraction though, and draw a crowd. -And at which time someone can squat behind them then you can push them over Three Stooges style Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Yeah I know what you mean..The stock price is a psychological game anyway. I have owned and sold both stocks. But I do have a few Macs they just seem to work better for me. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415