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    There used to be a bit on Letterman called Trump or monkey. Well...................
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    Where are you going to find one in Washington. They may be old enough to be an adult but..................
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    Abbott and Costello.
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    Biden's advisors probably told him he needed the union vote to win the election.
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    Except for the Amish, my neighbor has 12 kids.
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    And that would have to be a really big handbasket.
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    You tow a small trailer with a generator plugged into the charging port of the electric vehicle.
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    That's as bad as my jokes. Why doesn't Santa have any kids. He only comes once a year and that is down the chimney.
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    Years ago every town including small rural towns had a rail station. With the interstate system, they started tearing up the tracks. These tracks could be used for commuter trams or trolleys to take people from small towns to larger cities saving fuel, traffic jams, parking problems and other issues associated with auto traffic.
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    We dragged off a stair step, turned to a donut then a round, split and open at 1600 ft.
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    We did a 3 point 4 way from 2100 feet. Millennial skydivers freak out if they have to exit below 5000 feet.
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    I watched the video and in the early part, they quoted President Biden as saying "climate change is a bigger threat than nuclear war" The big thing in the 1970's was nuclear winter. I guess if we had a nuclear war, that would take care of global warming and we would certainly have climate change and fewer people.
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    What was the TV commercial, "It's not nice to fool mother nature".
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    If we stopped turning corn into ethanol that would help. I was thinking 50% but 65% sounds better. President Lyndon Johnson joked that his grand child was the 2,000,000 th American, look where we are now.
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    When I gave mine away, I placed an ad somewhere and said free for the taking. I had another skydiver pick them up. I couldn't bear to have them thrown away and am glad someone was willing to take them. I did keep the very first issue which may be a little rare.
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    Do you like your Manatees soft boiled or hard boiled.
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    I had all the skydiving magazines printed. I gave them to another skydiver who had sort of his own little collection of skydiving stuff. I kept the very first issue that Mike Truffer was handing out at one of the Skydiving Nationals.
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    The climate must be changing, Galveston hasn't had as big as a hurricane as the one on September 8, 1900 that killed around 8000 people.
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    The Ovid Airport is available if someone wants to open a DZ for the 2024 season.
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    Vote early, vote often.
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    This talk about the Bible got me thinking. If God created the universe, where was he when he created it. There must have been somewhere else he was hanging out. Was he in his condo or on the beach with Snoop Dog drinking a Corona. It says he created it in 6 days. Well if there was no earth rotating on it's axis and revolving around the sun, how could there be any days. It says after the 6 days, he rested on the 7th. I know Saturday and Sunday are considered the weekend but the calendar has Sunday at the beginning of the week. Who ever wrote the Bible must not have had an editor because a lot of other things don't make much sense either.
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    Here is a link to the part of the bill regarding parachute operations. It will seriously affect parachute operations and eliminate many small DZ's. You may need to copy and paste the link, I couldn't figure out how to make it clicky. https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/senate-bill/1939/text?s=1&r=1#toc-idd83baaa6d1fc492bb32c985bc5909bef
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    If it keeps getting hotter, Canada will have to build a wall.
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    A German woman walks into a bar and the bartender says to her "What can I gey you". The woman replies "I would like a lite beer". The bartender replies "Anheuser Busch" and the woman replies "Good, Anheuser Dick"
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    You could throw them a party in the penthouse of a high rise with lots of windows,