johnhking1

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  1. Would that be considered terminal velocity?
  2. The pool at the base of the Ithaca Falls is a pretty good place also.
  3. So the woman says, "I hate to have my cavity filled, the drilling is so painful, I would just as soon have a baby". The dentist says, "well make up your mind lady, I have to adjust the chair".
  4. So the dentist said, "I can pull it with no Novocain, the pain shouldn't be too bad." He quietly said to the dental assistant, when I pull the tooth, jab him in the ass with this needle. The dentist grabs ahold of the tooth and as he gives it a yank, the dental assistant gives him a jab. After the tooth is out, the dentist asks the man, "that didn't hurt too bad did it" the man said no but I didn't know the root went that deep".
  5. I can understand some people being upset that a US Military Fort is named after a Confederate General. Maybe they would like to donate money to pay for the cost of the name change. Or do they want somebody else to pay.
  6. Little Red Riding Hood
  7. Probably 90% of the people in the country have never heard of Fort Hood, 99% probably don't know who it was named after.
  8. If these two meet in a bar, can someone video the fist fight and post it.
  9. With the state of todays education, is it really necessary to ban books, kids can't read.
  10. He should have told them to piss off and if they tried to fire him, sue their asses. It is the vocal few who get their panties in a wad and force their pretend outrage on everyone else.
  11. I suppose if you told some of these people that eating poison ivy would cure Lyme disease and Covid-19, they would be making a salad.
  12. Several years ago doing my biennial flight review, the instructor asked for a short field landing. There was a lot of wind blowing straight down the runway. I was flying a 1959 Cessna 172. I dragged it in with power and touched down on the edge of the pavement and stood on the brakes and stopped before the numbers less than 100 feet. I asked the instructor if that was short enough and he just laughed.
  13. So roll up your sleeves or put on a t shirt.
  14. More beer cigarettes and tattoos for people in need.
  15. My wife has a tracker for her dog. It is about 3/4 inch x 1 inch x 1.5 inch. She can use her cell phone and track his location from any where. She was overseas last week and could tell where he was within a few feet. It came with a charger and needs to be recharged every few days.
  16. My wife has a tracker for her dog. It is about 3/4 inch x 1 inch x 1.5 inch. She can use her cell phone and track his location from any where. She was overseas last week and could tell where he was within a few feet. It came with a charger and needs to be recharged every few days.
  17. So I guess when they come up with a methane powered jump plane, the skydivers can provide the fuel on the way to altitude.
  18. Weren't those cages built during the Obama administration?
  19. My wife and I get our second shots tomorrow. Only reaction on the first one was a little soreness in the arm.
  20. Is he one foot in diameter?
  21. I never thought of that. Good thing we don't have daylight savings year round, it would really get hot.
  22. The way I see it, we are kinda getting screwed. We turn our clocks ahead at 2 am Sunday. If we turned them ahead at 2 am Saturday we would get an extra hour of daylight on Saturday also. In the fall we turn them back at 2 am Sunday and loose an hour of daylight. If we turned them back at 2 am Monday, we would get an extra hour of daylight on Sunday and an extra hour of sleep on Sunday night. That is like 3 extra hours a year.
  23. I have a chair just like that but it is high and dry, sorry about your flood.