Scratch
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Nope, it aint so.
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Cream and sugar thanks. As for your sex life just hop on a plane and fly South by East. HNA's are most welcome I am sure Nacmac will be interested as he was bemoaning his lot earlier on. Girls he sounds like Sean Connery. Ferdi Sorry buddy you are out. Anybody who gets laid 3 times on a school night does not need any help. There again if you bring that beautiful wife of yours we might reconsider
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Thanks lisa. You are too kind. All this organising of my sex life has made my mouth kinda dry
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Can I bring my friends? Stormeeeeeee!!! Have you been to Durban???
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Wha.........?
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Yeah but Cape Town has...........................ME!!!
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Three open minded babes and a new rig. Hey Santa....the bar has been raised..wooohooo.
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Kerry I most certainly have hot running water. Stormy.....Where have you been hiding? Mel should already be happly nesting in my humble home come December. You are most welcome to join the party While I am on a roll here.....Kerry, just how open minded are you?
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Heya Ferdi. So it is Mr and Mrs Crusty this morning I feel rocks for you. Your Tuesday numbers look like my last 6 months numbers. Kerry, get in that frikking car and stop horsing around.
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Who said anything about teasing?? BTW The Tank is an old cement water tank at the 'dal. Individuals who misbehave to the point of irritating enough people are set upon by said people like a pack of dogs baying the words " Tank him, TAAAAAANK him. Hunt him down and TAAAAAANK him" The offending party is then trussed up in buff tape and thrown in the tank to cool off. It works wonders in the middle of winter
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Shame Sweetie. Now get in your car and point it South
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Ah the Tank. You are truly a wise man to want to avoid the Tank.
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Isn't it mating season at the moment. Those mambas get quite territorial when is is that time of the year. Most snakes quietly move out of the way when they hear you coming. Horny mambas on the other hand come looking for a fight. You Natalians can keep them.
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Jeeeze That sounds like Citrusdal. Don't you just love it when your canopy sticks to you while you are trying to pack
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Strangely enough it did not change my life much at all. Only when my 16 year relationship bit the dust and the DZ family closed ranks around me did I realise how important it had become. Skydiving did not change my life but it certainly saved it.
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Yup, head down and butts up it the proper way. When I have had a few I tend to just lean up against the hanger door facing out and drink my beer in between taunting the kickers. I have not been hit yet.....not for want of them trying
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Why on earth do you want to avoid the funnel? The rules of WOP are simple.......you learn them as you go Actually it is easy. A minimum of five people stand in a circle and kick a soccer ball around. The ball may bounce once and may only be played once. If you make a mistake you take a letter, starting with W. Once you get to WOP you step out and remember if you were first out or second or third etc etc. When everybody is out the first person places himself up against the hanger door as a target. The second places the ball, kicks it as hard as he/she can and tries to hit said target. If you score you get to stand down. If you miss you join the line by the hanger door. It is a lot of fun and takes a certain amount of insanity. BTW Were you at nationals this year?
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Niiiiiiiiiiiiice
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Finally Sunny?????? What happend during summer or do you guys have 'English weather'
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Yup, come to the Cape and we will teach you the joys of playing WOP. BTW Kerry, if the Yeti does not get my rig finished by December can I rely on you to beat him?
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Hello Dave. I think it was decided yesterday that Texans are not really Americans.
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Good morning guys and gals from an overcast and rainy Cape Town. The weather prediction for this weekend is sunny and mild. I feel some air time coming on. First things first though. Coffee and NICOTINE.
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It is that time.... Chaila time. Chaila for home, chaila for bar. Wooohooo
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I was very very drunk.. Toe jam and beer. Siiiiigh Oh well you know the saying: Wyn en poes het my lewe verwoes.
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ROFLMAO @ Ferdi