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Noone alive can blame a man for wanting to see a woman in the gold princess leah bikini.....that has to be one of the hottest articals of clothing that a woman can wear......Damn I get excited just oicturing it

Congrats!!!!!....hope the pie was a chocolate cream pie.mmmmmmmmmmm,

Congrats on the jumps....I remember my first birdman jump and when I landed I knew right then that jump was going to be a very expensive one. I ordered my suit the next week. $17 for the skydive and $700 for the new suit.....But after jumping it now for almost a year it's been worth it.

WOOHOO....just got my pre-registration letter and my campsite reservation. Also I noticed that my DZ's tent is gonna be right next to the DZ.com tent

I felt like I was missing something the entire time.(my rig...which was in my bag in the overhead compartment) and I had this urge to do a handle check about 7 or 8 minutes after take off and the lady next to me probly thought i was nuts when I asked her to give me a pin check ....just joking....it was no big deal...Those commercial jets and jump aircraft have very little in common.

Some Health food stores sell it....I don't know why but they do

WooHoo....after reading this thread you'd think I should be swamped by women...Pilot, rigger, wingsuit jumper and RW organizer...all that and still single......maybe I'll find a skygodess at Rantoul

The skydiving community has just lost one of it's greatest innovators and supporters. My deepest sympathies to Rook and Missy and all of Skydive Chicago's staff and jumpers. Eternal Blue Skies Roger....You will be missed.

I couldn't ever run a Pub....I'd get too drunk and start giving away drinks.....sames rules apply for drinks as it does altitude....you get more altitude for boobs...so free drinks for boobs

I can't get in either....good thing this wasn't a beer rules skydive....any suggestions would be appreciated

personal best is 16 packing for myself at Quincy in 2000. Did video jumps between fun jumps...not all openings were real pretty but with 4 minute pack jobs, what can you expect

Congrats on surviving the BIG one....always a big relief to get the first malfunction done and over with. Don't forget your rigger!!! He saved you and now your obligated to get him a fifth of his poison.YAHOO!!

7 reserves in close to 3000 jumps.....4 of them came early like in my first 350 jumps....2 have been on tandems and my last one was a line twisted eliptical while jumping my birdman suit.....went nearly 2500 jumps between fun jump reserve rides

Well I've finally found them.....All the rules women need to read to understand MEN. THE RULES -- THIS TIME BY MEN!!!!! We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note . These are all numbered "1" on purpose! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down. 2. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 3. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 5. Crying is blackmail. 6. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 7. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. 8. Most guys own three pairs of shoes -- tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? 9. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 10. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 11. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 12. Check your oil and tires! Please. 13. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 14. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys 15. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer. 16. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 17. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 18. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 19. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. 20. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends. 21. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 22. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 23. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. 24. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 25. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 26. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 27. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. 28. You have enough clothes. 29. You have too many shoes. 30. Peanuts are as exciting for us as handbags are for you. 31. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape.

The absolute best dessert is a frosty Budweiser 30 seconds after your last landing from a full day of jumping..........or white chocolate toffee tort mmmmmmmmmmmmm

I have done both cross wind landings and downwind landing on purpose. Coming back from a long spot and landing off site into a tight field. Both can be useful and prevent injury if they are done safely and consciously.

I used the phone bright and early this morning.....not really to save time once I'm there but to get myself a camp site with electricity. I've found that after years of tents and 100 degree heat at Quincy that an airconditioned RV is the only way to go.

We don't have breeze way numbers at mt DZ but at a nearby DZ they have NNBC numbers(night nude beacon climb) I'm the proud recipient of NNBC#10.

Here's the simple answer to your question.....We went to war once with North Korea and didn't win...the best we could claim was a tie......we went to war once with Iraq and tore them up.........Now if your given the choice who would you want to fight again???? The sure thing or the we might just get beat up.....

Well Darn it!!!! I was gettin' ready to bid on a hot weekend date with Jen and all I got was a pic of a teeny weeny and a fat arsh I can't belive you played with my emotions like that Jen.

I posted this once before but after all that has happened I think it might be needed again. Smiles sometimes are as good as hugs....so here is a bunch of smiles and great vibes http://www.qnet.com/~pontius/smile/smilelmp_1[1].htm

I posted this thread after reading the responses to skygals need for a release. Anyone who need a hug just go here and soak up the vibes. http://www.lovethissite.com/hug/ Hope this helps and I hope i have the shortcut right Kelly

When the splender of Heaven begins to fade ,God calls the brightest light on Earth to restore the bright splender of Heaven. Holly i wish that your eternity is filled with endless Blue Skies, soft opening and puffy white cloud landings. To everyone who knew Holly, it is my sincere wish that the pain fades quickly and the memories remain vivid forever. HUGZ for all who need them{ { {

i prefer the runway to be CLEAR for landing

Finally!!!!! I knew it would eventually happen...being named Kelly has FINALLY paid off.....Thank you letter K