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Howdy Looking for a cool picture that would impress university students. If anyone wants to donate a picture for use it will be used on 3 or 4 A3 sized posters at uni. My ad campaign is going pretty well so far, hopefully get a club going for next year. If use your pic I will make you a god in my country. And if you ever make it to Perth i will purchase beer for your great act of kindness. Peds "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
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it's a great place to visit. exciting and fun. though i used to live there and now live in perth its much nicer there. i miss my maid amazingly though there is one thing they dont have. Perth(australia) does have hotter women who wear shorter skirts and are made of weaker moral fabric "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
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You just don't give a shit...do you?
udder replied to RkyMtnHigh's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
more imprtantly, are there any astrological influences that determine when u fuck yourself up? Im a leo and was born on the 1st of august? Im just afraid of jumping when my horoscope says it's a one star day(out of five stars) Does jumping on a five star day negate the need for a helmet, cypress and aad? I also get very afraid of equipment failure(like a harness falling apart) when mercury turns retrograde. it apparant causes rare failure of all types of equipment. though i have been blessed along with the boats by Father Michael Gitner hence Jesus is with me. Amen (not really replying to MakeItHappen, just happend to click on his thingy)(Damn that sounds bad) "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E -
Would you pass off a skin tight lycra suit for someone who just got their license? "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
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The bodies of a million dead kitten cover my floor. Let's face it. Mom lied. 3 times a day since I was twleve and I can still see "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
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I once read a very wise statement about love on the back of a south park t-shirt. "When a man doesn't love woman, sometimes he says he does, in order to get some action." Amen "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
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first year at curtin university western australia. Got skydiving listed for our uni activities. Getting 150 flyers to pin up. Just waiting to see the turn out. 25 000 people on campus. If I get 10 tandems to come out I will be stoked. We got good weather virtually all year, and a sweet dropzone. turbine caravan and cafe, great bunks and a bar. No other jumpers from my uni though. The dz is 1.5 hours away, but i try catch a lift when i can. I need a super hot jumpin girlfriend. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
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I'll have the cash for at least 100 jumps a year. Probably more due to long holidays. Just gear hire will eat into it big time. Unless I can sort out something long term with the DZ. Thanks for the replies anyways. Regarding certain favours, I can swallow large banana's whole and have along tongue. Anyone want my ass unused ass(well except for the usual things they do) for a 190/170 rig with a cypress?
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The beloved student loan will be paying for my rig. Over 3 years or even posponed till I end uni, which is 3 and a half years. Problem is parents wont really secure a loan for skydiving equipment Now is it socially acceptable to ask someone who doesn't know you very well to secure that loan? I'd be willing to give them 2 months worth of repayments... though at 25 aus dollars a week it aint much, less than 2 hours of work. Im not exactly someone who can run away with cash, I live at home and attend uni and only jump at one dropzone. Question is will asking just make me look like a dickhead, or would you do it for someone? "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
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Wider skills sets....just means those baseballers are the jack of all trades. MASTERS OF NONE "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
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well shit. what do you know. we came second at the olympics. think before you post. i also know olympians from rowing, running, swimming and cycling. perhaps i know alot more about elite sport than you. olympic baseballers disagree with you man. get over it. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
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dude those are all skills. Im a rower who trains 12 times a week going for national team selections next year. Trust me when i say anyone who participates in an athlectic sport will suffer alot more for the sake of victory than a baseball player. Armstrong is a fuckload tougher than any golfer. or baseball player. Who trains harder? More often? Give lactic acid tolerance testing a go and tell me what you think. ps I'd rather be great at table tennis player. And all that shit you listed requires no particular great physical conditioning. Above average fitness is not hard training. edited for sp. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
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baseball a physical game? what a joke. We got some national baseballers who use the gym and those guys are bitches. Running 50m between some squares? Real tough men. They are by far the weakest and most inept 'athletes' there, though they do have skills are are great at what they do. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
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toilet paper in public toilets scares me. it just smeers and doesn't wipe. becoming a veggie is the next biggie. if you die the only burden others have to carry is saddness which time will overcome to some extent. Losing use of your body fucks up everyone. Plus you got like 15 seconds to contemplate the pain it will cause your family and then feel guilty if you go in, versus the possible years of guilt if you become a paraplegic or worse. If you hook in. Do it well. Blue skies, Big Dongs Peder "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
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Howdy Need catchy slogans for flyer to be put up around university. Every single one will have SKYDIVE in big bold letters at the top. Just what to put below? Any ideas? Im thinking "Its easier than your mom/sister," "Better than sex and lasts twice as long." "It's not as cheap as your mom/sister." "It might be expensive, but its better than spending it on hookers" and "It's expensive, but it's better than spending it on crack." Thats about all I got. Crude. Blue Skies Big Dicks Peder "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
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I never told my parents a thing. Mom found a reciept on the floor and then it began. I think she's gonna take out life insurance and hope I go in in time for retirement. Mom always worries, but I never tell her when I go down to the DZ. I'll never forget when Tonto told me off for calling my mom a b@#ch. I was 16 and mom wouldnt let me do AFF 2. Well now im 18 and theres nothing she can do about it. I just try and keep it as quite as possible. Mom wont listen to a thing regarding what happens or safety aspects, seh also wont even consider coming down to the DZ. Dad has and he was quite impressed. Nothing you can really do besides tell them the facts. They will always worry - or take out life insurance. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
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Howdy Just changed to poised exits and was wondering about flipping over. Next stage is solo exit and on the last jump my instructor said my exit was good but i felt like i was at 45 deg on my back after stepping off. Am i just imagining this cause I have my head back? Is this the way it's meant to feel? Pete "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
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Ironically, it was some guy who hooked in at a cricket match that inspired me to give skydiving a bash. He slammed in hard and had to be stretchered off. As he was being carried off the field in front of 50 000 people he raised one arm about a foot off the stretcher and everyone started cheering. I thought "I wanna be just like that guy." He did hook it on a small canopy into a pretty tight stadium but damn it was cool. I don't wanna be so much like him now. But most importantly, exciting demo's rule. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
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Howdy thanks everyone. Looks like im gonna have to piece something together or get real lucky on a complete system. $400..... Thats like 15 jumps. Or a couple hundred beers. Pete "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
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Is it possible to make a rig suited for a smaller person (5'10) fit me at 6'3? Im pretty skinny so width aint a problem. Can I send to a rigger or is it a manufacturer only sorta thing? If it can be done at all. Also, cost of mod/new harness? Pete "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
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Bill, Is there any reason to have a collapsible pc on a lightly loaded canopy? "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
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Im looking at buying my first rig sometime soon(god bless the student loan) and was questioning the safety of having a smaller reserve canopy. Looking at a 170 main(hornet), and the sizing of the odyssey allows for a 170 main and 160 reserve(on this particular used container). The loading will be about 1.15 under the main and 1.25 under the reserve. My dropzone is very open with farms all round so theres no really tight spots to land in. I realize it's not as forgiving as a 170 or 180 reserve but is this still a reasonable set-up? "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
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Okay, this is *literally* "fucking" pathetic!
udder replied to peacefuljeffrey's topic in The Bonfire
uummmm....coming from such a pedigree source as myself...I have 8 years of all boys schooling I also have trouble shaving my palms and seeing through these horrendously thick glasses. As such I can comment that frequent self abuse doesnt really lead to premature ejaculation. Otherwise there'd be tons of angry boarding students complaining about not getting enough in the showers. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E -
Okay, this is *literally* "fucking" pathetic!
udder replied to peacefuljeffrey's topic in The Bonfire
Personally the range of condoms is liberating. No longer is foreplay neccesary, I can abuse myself a dozen times a day and not worry about the consequences of premature ejaculation. I can make it look like a light sabre(miniture version), pink, green, yellow, studded or ribbed. I can also have it flavoured with strawberry, rasberry, mint of chocolate. Plus im ugly so lubricated condoms are cool. Just have to fix up my frequent inability to get it up and I will be invincible in bed. With a glow in the dark flavoured pleasure-extending vibrating condom. Not those pussy non lubricated ones "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E -
HOORAY for self-abuse "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E