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there are loads of people I hate. It not a heavy hate though. Just the kind of hate that if you knew no one was going to find out... you would take to them with a machete and blow torch. then there is the other kind, where you hate them but they haven't done anything bad enough to warrant the machete treatment. Like people that are really annoying... Waiting till the docs tells me I have AIDS

I read paper on the net a while back and it listed the economic benefits of attempting suicide. It noted that after attempting suicide the survivor(for want of a better word) had a increased income and greater job satisfaction. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

What about poor west aussies? I'd like to get into BASE and as far as I can see I'd be impressed if our entire state(i think it's 3 times the size of texas) has more than 10 jumpable objects. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

lol...its a large novelty ring. Like huge plastic shaped heart. I was going to part of the joke. But fuck it, im going to just lump it all together. It's gonna be an macaroni cheese of love.And not just a single rose - jesus no. I'm talking designer shit. going out she laughs and seems pretty relaxed, and she invited me the second time. but there isnt touching etc which is the main reason I havnt done anything. Well I'll hit it up tomorrow and tell you all how it went. Time to sleep now. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

I see her everyday cause of rowing. Well at least 4 mornings a week. Spose the real question is doin something nice or possibly funny going to improve my chances? or just result in brutal humiliation and shame? (im not exactly a stranger to it) "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

Not cheddar or a matured brie. Im talking about flowers and chocolates... Recently I've been to movies twice with this girl who is a friend and I have no idea whether she would go for me. Usually i would've pulled every trick in the book by now but I have to see her everyday so if I fuck up I will face humiliation and have the piss pulled mercilessly for at least 2 weeks. And on friday some unknown weirdo apparently put a rose on her bonnet and I thought I better ask her out before this dude does. To the guys : Does the flowers routine work? To the ladies: Is this advisable or does it just make for more expensive rejection? Or should I just buy a large plastic ring, write some bad poetry and go the funnier route? If I wanted all out hilarity my singing is pretty funny. Though she may be very embarassed for me... Edit to add: Already own one large heart shaped $2 plastic ring and my mother owns a florist (the chick I wanna ask out knows this) "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

what if you went to an all boys school and kill kittens 3 times a day. minimum.? "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

for the whole world to be free from disease, hunger pain and anything bad, one little girl roughly 6 years of age has to be locked in a cage until she is starved to death. One at a time given nothing but water they all live for a month or so. Now would you be cool with one person a month suffering and dying to rid the rest of the world from sufffering? "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

SHAMELESS BUMP and the club is getting approved!!!! hooray. edited poor speelieling "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

I been slowly working at getitng my license etc and my mom will prolly kick me out of home if I told her the full story. Add to this that the dropzone is an hour and a half away and I am now gifted when it comes to excuses for being away form home. She hated it when I did my first jump...the only one she knows for sure about... She hates it and probably always will. Im certain she will never do even a tandem and to ensure my sanity I just don't tell her. I won't even try to discuss it because all she does is talk bullshit about stuff that her brother told her back in the day when he was a para regarding rounds and ankles mainly. So shes of the midset that she knows all about skydiving and that certain death awaits all its participants. Whom she classifies as useless layabouts that take needless excessive risks in the name of bravado. For me it's just not worth having her worry and piss me off when all I have to do to prevent it is not say anything... "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

beautiful. but i wanna have the straps going down the front of his chest and not aroound his neck. and have a similar set up at the back though with small leg loops to stop his nuts getting squished. do u reckon he wants to land back legs first or all four at the same time? Might have to get stainless rings and tie dye if he's gonna be a freeflier. Maybe a helmet with a green mohawk... Also should his PC be a f111 or ZP? And should I go for 52 inch or 48? Dont want the canopy nazi's to come after me if I go for a 42'. I was considering rigging up two smaller pc's and going for a slingshot style main canopy... Maybe test out wether the idea behind the Reflex actually does work in real life. Well kitty will at least. ps Swedish... He's a chichilla persian. And no you cant have him. He's very cute and tame. Even shared his food with the chickens this arvo. Though I think he's more scared of them than anything. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

After the recent debacle of the poor bloke falling out a tandem harness I have serious questions to ask before I start making my cat a BASE rig... Does anyone have any photo's of harnesses made for dogs or other four legged animals?(and no, your mother doesn't qualify) I'd like to ensure fat cat comes to earth safely(will be water testing much to his distaste, though he needs a good bath anyways) and still securely in his harness. i was thinking about having two belly bands accross his midsection and webbing running along his back with loops for his arms and legs. Will post pictures as soon as my paint drawing is done.. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

i think that is the most beautiful joke i heard in ages Heres another one. an australian an italian and a french man were talking about how theymake love to there wives.the italian says wen im done making love to my wife i whisper sweet things in her ear and she hovers 3 inches above the sheets the french man says wen i finish making love to my wife i give her a body massage and she hovers 4 inches above the sheets. the australian says "thats nothing! When Im done with my wife I get up and wipe my dick on the curtains and she fucking hits the roof." "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

holy shit. so many replies. you guys rock. well attached is a tatoo i thought was pretty cool. and was my back up plan in case no one replied... And im not exactly a creative genius. the best i can think up with is like that skeleton in the attached picture(will have to ask person to whom it is affixed if i can use design) tracking towards a target(the circular kind) with its arms towards the ground(to perform the fabled lawn dart manuever that prevents you bouncing twice and results in certain survival) Or maybe head down towards a target.. well thats all I got... and the name needs to be in there somewhere. Im not sure of the screen printing set up but i know more basic stuff is cheaper and last longer withouth looking like shit. that said, the guild office said they can get any design done. So please if you got any idea's you dont have to use mine. Then we can have a collection of t-shirts. at your mercy peds President(if we get approved) of the Lawn Darts Skydiving Club http://dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=55427; can someone please make it clicky? "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

Howdy God/Allah/Jehovah/nothingness/FSM willing the application to start a uni skydiving club will go through even though someone went on sat at my home dropzone. neewwayyysss. The Lawn Darts Skydiving Club is desperately in need of someone who can draw a picture for us to put on t-shirts. I am extremely skilled in scribbling penis' on other peoples books/files/faces but thats where my artistic know how ends. I will happily ship a t shirt to chosen designer(and to all designers in the case of printing out a few designs). So you will be extra cool around your dropzone and an honourary God in my country(when I can finally afford Cuba) with your cool t shirt. Peds ps there was someone with a tatoo of a skeleton in a track with flaming feet...its now got the url below. Post edited to fix up shitty speeeeling and grammar that looked Faberish. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

got to lay a cable edited cause I referred to your comment and inserted Crosby before 'kids off at the pool....' "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

I love Johnny Cash . And shotguns. Fuck Australia, I'm going to Jackson. "Hey Porter, will you tell me the time" "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

whoa.....sorry everyone. replied to the post instead of PM. Whoops. Couldnt even be shat PM'ing it now...lol "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

make sure you all fucking go... I'm using this event to justify the creation of and funding for a club.(in australia) Hope to see you next year. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

did your daddy touch you as a child? do you feel you're not loved? have you eaten too much indian food? Or is it just a case of 'bring me the kleenex I wanna have a whinge." I can't believe people you're bitchin about such a cool time of the year. At least over here is Aus it's hot, the beach is full of hotties, theres cold beers at the bar and holidays galore. fuck yeah. "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

dude i been cranky and an asshole for the past year and a half that i been getting up at 4 45 every morning cept sundays. i have learned to embrace my inner asshole. i can be the token 'keepin it real' guy. its also great for getting into punch ups and really letting those wankers how you really feel. though long term it leads to injury... cause that bitch that just pushed in front of you at photocopier is a golden gloves boxer... And when you said those things about what you did to his mother he kinda took it personally. cause she was dead. though you did get one decnt punch in before it all went black

fuck me blind. all these people in the know, being a fringe forun dweller is dud. Could someone pretty pleeeaaaassseee tell us more about this guy. Sounds interesting... "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

Could you please elaborate on what happend to Eric Ryde/Rhyde/Ride Heard about John V before but I have never heard about Eric... "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

how could you say such a thing about skydiver. theres no way any cha cha that belongs to a skychick will be tight enough to rip off any appendage... ps. that little icon at the end means 'please dont roast my ass for saying the above. its all good natured though probably factual humour "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

tom, will a base canopy without vents flare similarly to one with vents? Also will practising on a smaller base canopy be acceptable (loading about .9 or 1 to 1) Though I also need to jump this thing for the 250 jumps... Are quick openings an issue? One with a good flare is preferable. I'd like to keep my ankles and shit in shape for a while. I live in Aus so anything I'd buy to actually base jump(dont plan to soon, just 229 jumps to go) would need vents. How will they handle 200 odd terminal deployments? "In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E