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Could someone please explain the reason for having different flares, I thought all canopies would flare better on a single movement flare than a 2-stage flare because it would generate more lift(resistance to forward air movement) Do flaring styles vary in higher performance canopies(like the fx) Sorry to ask shite questions like this but i am just interested(and too poor to afford a canopy made this century) Peder "I would sell myself for sex, if only i got more than a penny and hour......."
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How often do tandem mals occur? they seem to happen an awful lot, and i thought they were safer than a single rig....... peder " I worship the beer and sky gods"
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Well since the women were getting involved.......
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Opinions on round reserves? They were good for my Grandad, but what about me? I just think my life isnt worth the extra $800 for a new reserve(then again this rig looks so old the rotted seams might break off next time i put it on) Some weirdo(probably peder) "Chronic leaves.....no seeds" Dr. Dre
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Can anyone recommend a dz in Perth australia. preferably with AFF. Peder "I'll f$ck anything that walks" anytime
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Well i am aspiring to be a sewer cleaner , sheep shearer, or one of those guys who peels roadkill off the highway. Is selling booze to underage drinkers legal? (im my state it is, Its called Drunkardville) Well long live cheapasses and poor people like me that need to save to buy stuff. Peder " I put on womens clothing and hang around in bars." Lumberjack
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I spent all my cash yesterday, on a shotgun, so I think i can take down the local bank or at least get a few jump tickets. And dont worry, be a transvestite prostitue is a respectable job and we all like you here cause of who you are, not what you dress up as. (fairy ) Anyway I found a new bum that will do what I want for half a bottle of Jack, so Im gonna go with him and then try bum some cash off my gran. Peder "I put on womens clothing , and hang around in bars" Rich Guy
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Well my pitbull only does RW filming and starts at $50 a jump exclusive jump ticket and tape. Now about the before and after price, cloud9 couldnt hit water if he fell off a boat so you aint got much to worry about. My pitbulls name is Dragger (its got massive balls) and he has a tendancy to shit everywhere. He can be yours for $(any decent rig under five years old) and comes with a free shit scooper. Peder "Damn syphillis, aids and genital worts, I hate chickens."
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I will ungrateful little shit on your head, while my pitbull videotapes me, so cloud9, suck it, stroke it and make me rich. I am working my ass off and i got $130 aus dollars in two days, not too bad, only $4870 till i can buy my own rig. Thank God for Grandparents(and their wills) Peder "Get on the corner and start selling your dirty ...." Peter S Bizzarre
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yo skyhawk i think it is, i was talking US$.I noticed that a rig would set me back about $2500 US. Since this forum is mainly full of septic tanks(yanks) I quote in American dollars.
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well, i want to skydive casue im sick of hugging the ground, i dreamt of flying one time and it was more like falling so i thought i better give it a try.I done the aerobatic flying and thought i might pass out(from boredom), I also live by this quote, "There is nothing to fear , but fear itself, the rotweiler down the road, and that girl i wanna ask out" I dont think its crazy jumping out of a plane, its a calculated risk, like waking up every morning is a risk, or going for a pee.(Its risky for me cause i keep my pet alligator in the toilet) Anyways thanks for the help, I will wear them down, drone on worse than Larry King and i think they will sign just to get me out of their faces.And could i get gear for about $1500 bucks? Remeber to stop and smoke the.... i mean smell the roses. Peder "Shit is happening" Me
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Thanks all. So how are my fellow bums doing? I am 15 and will be 16 in a few months. Well I have resigned myself to the bums, for a bottle of Jack he said " I can do anything you want." I might get him to go to teacher interviews as well. Thanks all Peder " Shit is happening" Me
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G'day all, man do i have shitty parents, unbeknownst to them i have already saved up three quarters of the cash to do my AFF. I need some advice in trying to explain to them my wish. I wont mention anything to them even remotely realated to skydiving or they would probably kick my ass. Any advice is more than welcome or I will have to pay some road-side bum to sign my indemnity form, although he might cost a bit more. Peder " Shit is happening." Me
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you guy help a ton.i would be better wiping my ass with sand paper and reading the message my ass sent me. cloudy skies and splat dives peder
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i know where you can shove that pun.anyways i wanna learn how to pack and hopefully that could cut my costs.thanks for your info.i would be better of wiping my ass with sandpaper and reading the message my ass sent me. white skies splat dives peder
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Would the javelin be suitable for someone just off student status?i would rather spend my cash on a new container and get a secondhand canopy.And i thought a mirage or a javelin would be a good choice.
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what qualifications do you need to become a packer.are their courses?i am 16 and would like to become a packer to get cash for a rig.do you have to be a licensed skydiver to be a packer?
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is there anyway i could cut the cost down on an aff course. could i get someone to teach me theory and do my jumps at the dz? could you get friends who are jm s to teach you at the dz for a smaller fee?any ideas are very welcome
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could someone give me info on the hornet and tri as a first canopy. one of these would be my first choice or a gen-x. the rig from paraservive is the cheapest with a hornet main and dolphin.what is the dolphin like as a container? any info would be appreciated. udder